Midwest potluck fare (and pw3nnage of that pissclams dumbass)

[steve dave]

Lots of dumb f^cks pissing me off in this thread.  One thing I know about mother f^cking pot lucks is that there is usually always salads of various potato and macaroni form that have way too much relish in them.  I will fight most of you in real life. 

[Rick Daris]

Wrong again dumbass, people that participate in potlucks don't want to spend time or money or effort on the food.

One more time for the dumbasses in the audience tonight- potluck food rarely varies by geographical region.

If you want clams, go to a clam bake, dumbasses.

you've never even left the plaza. 


"gap potlucks are just the same as anne taylor potlucks" -pissclams

[Chingon]

F^cking crackers...this thread should be retitled "What gross garbage food do white people like to eat when they get together to discuss hockey, NASCAR, and the latest Hallmark specials."

Don't forget the ranch dressing you nasty bastards.

[pissclams]

Wow if you pieces of sh*t want to discuss the finer points of garbage assed food, well be my f*cking guests, dumbasses.


Also to Rick "Douchebag" Daris- what's better, the potluck from Tanks or the Chinese Chef potluck?  Perhaps you would enjoy a Rocky Ford potluck?  Jackass.

[Pete]

GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these &@#%ing events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised.  I might as well have been &@#%ing born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture.  

[chum1]

Not from the Midwest region, but this shows how glamorous people love potlucks, too.

[michigancat]

this thread took a fantastic turn, all because of pissclams's elitest east coast jackassery.

[Pete]

You know what really burns my ass?  Calling these things "Covered dish suppers."  Go &@#% yourself! 

[HubrisVonWhiskers]

btw. everything that I have posted is disgusting and why I hated church functions as a child

so dam true.  Chicken noodle soups.  F U old people and your supermegawide-ass noodles that could function as rope.  And no, the recipe for Jello does not call for any goddam vegetables.  I didn't put brussel sprouts and celery in my snickerdoodles you holes. 

[pissclams]

These things are typical to potlucks in general, regardless of geographic region.  There is a pot, if you're lucky it has something good in it.  Rarely it does.

You guys are complete idiots and don't know crap about potlucks.

who does know crap about them? you? chad rogers? very doubtful here. maybe you and starlet can go run around outside together for a little while so the adults can have a conversation.

hey look everyone, it's General Asstard #1.  can you stay on topic?  no? cf0506?      sad really...

 

[chum1]

[Fledermaus]

I've been around the pot-lucking basements of this nation quite a bit, and based on my extensive research and statistical analysis, the midwest clearly has a strong lean towards godawful dishes that have "cream-of-" soups as main ingredients...  nacho and other 'mexican' dishes, cassaroles, or 'chinese' food.

[pissclams]

Dumbass

[Buddha_Cat]

 

[Rick Daris]

just got off the phone w/ old college friend who lives in boston. he got invited to a work xmas potluck and wants to know whether he should bring clam chowder or crab cakes. told him to bring green bean caserole. his response "jesus christ man, i don't live in the midwest anymore." take if fwiw folks.

[jmlynch1]

GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these fracking events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised.  I might as well have been fracking born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture.  

You know who likes his pot luck dinner?
Troy Aikman the Super Bowl winner!

[cireksu]

lil smokies

[Thin Blue Line]

It's 11:45 pm, and you mother &@#%ers are making me hungry.   

[sys]

everytime i see americans eating anything, i'm always thinking "where the &@#%'s the wine you idiot tards".

[Winters]

It's 11:45 pm, and you mother frackers are making me hungry.   

This guy is eating funyuns!

[waks]

GTFOOMF each and every one of you.

Raise your hand if your parents were active members of a Lutheran Church in Topeka freaking Kansas, and drug you to over a bagillion of these fracking events.....Guess what, I'm the only guy with his hand raised.  I might as well have been fracking born at Lake Wobegon.

Watching you needle dicks hmmmm and haaaaa about this is excruciating, and a bit insulting to my people's culture.  

You know who likes his pot luck dinner?
Troy Aikman the Super Bowl winner!

[cyclist]

lil smokies

True dat !

Lil Smokies are a true potluck delicacy...   

[willie83]

lil smokies

True dat !

Lil Smokies are a true potluck delicacy...   

I them saute them in barbecue sauce for a gourmet style potluck. Serve with Ritz crackers.

[cireksu]

pigs in blanket

[slucat]

Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently.  Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east. 

[steve dave]

Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently.  Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east. 

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EAST COAST POTLUCK OFF! 

[pissclams]

Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently.  Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east. 

you're a fracking idiot. 

[BeaumontCat1%]

Never been to an east coast pot-luck, but I just attended a pot luck in Texas.  Only difference from a Kansas pot luck was: tamales instead of fried chicken, and instead of regular crappy mid-west iced tea, there was sweet tea, which is even more disgusting.  Also a few cajun-type dishes, which I never experienced at a Kansas pot luck.  I went strictly with items that appeared to be store-bought.  I don't trust the hygiene of most of these people (applies to people attending ANY pot luck, regardless of location) so not a chance I am eating something that came from their kitchen.

[pissclams]

Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently.  Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east. 

OHHHHHHHHHHHH! EAST COAST POTLUCK OFF! 

big fracking idiot.

[chum1]

Hailing from the EC, there is a difference and, Piss you know better...
we have covered dish suppers, and we have them much less frequently.  Fewer jello molds, lil' smokies (I don't think I'd had one until I moved out here), and a lot of other gross stuff is left out back east. 

you're a fracking idiot. 

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