Conspiracy Theories

[Brock Landers]

I love hearing about a good conspiracy theory, mainly for the entertainment value.  As in "What kind of a retard would actually belive this?"  Personally I've always been a near-believer for some of the JFK assassination theories.  Every time there is a show on the Discovery Channel or whatever that tries to recreate the kill shot or disprove something, I get all bummed out and start to accept that what we've been told is the truth.  Then the movie JFK will be on TV a few days later and I'll be right back to where I started.  Damn you Oliver Stone, just when I'm ready to give up, you suck me back in!!

So what are some of the other good conspiracy theories you EMAW's believe in?  Go ahead, bare your soul and your deepest fears, there is no "Conspiracytard Approved" emoticon that will be dropped on you (yet).

[steve dave]

Well, I know for a fact that I'm the only real person and everyone else is either:
a) a robot
b) in my head and of my creation

I sometimes wonder if everyone just goes silent after I leave the room or no longer exists when I'm not there to observe them. 

[steve dave]

As a side note, I'm glad I thought this thread into existance so I can hash out my thoughts amongst myself.

[MENSACat]

Is it weird that I have often thought the same as Steve Dave's (b)? Or is it perfectly logical as I am merely a figment of his imagination, and therefor would have a very similar though process?

[steve dave]

Is it weird that I have often thought the same as Steve Dave's (b)? Or is it perfectly logical as I am merely a figment of his imagination, a therefore would have a very similar though process?

You don't have any thought process, I just thought that.  You don't even have a physical form yet as I've never met you. 

[MENSACat]

In that case...you mispelled therefor in your/my orinial post. Are you trying to make me/you/us look illiterate? Oh well...one of us fixed it.

[steve dave]

In that case...you mispelled therefor in your/my orinial post. Are you trying to make me/you/us look illiterate? Oh well...one of us fixed it.

I made you to be a poor speller.  It's one of your little quirks. 

[MENSACat]

That's nice. I sound endearing...

[catdude33]

Is it weird that I have often thought the same as Steve Dave's (b)? Or is it perfectly logical as I am merely a figment of his imagination, a therefore would have a very similar though process?

You don't have any thought process, I just thought that.  You don't even have a physical form yet as I've never met you. 

Can you give me 6-pack abs?

[jmlynch1]

Is it weird that I have often thought the same as Steve Dave's (b)? Or is it perfectly logical as I am merely a figment of his imagination, and therefor would have a very similar though process?

It probably just means that you're both just narcissists.

[Chingon]

 



Follow the white rabbit...

[Pike]

I'm a huge believer that the "global elite" are trying to create one world government to control us and make ass loads of money off us. This isn't really conspiracy but almost fact with some of the crap going on now.

I'm also almost sold that 9/11 was an inside job. I mean where is the plane wreckage in Pennsylvania and at the pentagon? We're supposed to believe that 12 tons of steel evaporated at each site? GMAFB

Also, here is a fun one. FEMA ordered like 500,000 coffins and they're just sitting in a field in Georgia "just incase". Here's a video of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zSDdm-SHI

[Chingon]

I'm a huge believer that the "global elite" are trying to create one world government to control us and make ass loads of money off us. This isn't really conspiracy but almost fact with some of the crap going on now.

I'm also almost sold that 9/11 was an inside job. I mean where is the plane wreckage in Pennsylvania and at the pentagon? We're supposed to believe that 12 tons of steel evaporated at each site? GMAFB

Also, here is a fun one. FEMA ordered like 500,000 coffins and they're just sitting in a field in Georgia "just incase". Here's a video of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zSDdm-SHI

QFT


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[Perry]

I pretty much believe everything the movie Zeitgeist spoon-fed me, without bothering to fact-check any of it

[krazykat]

that our government created the AIDS virus down somewhere in africa while trying to playing/making  biological weapons while experimenting on the locals.

[jeffy]

Someone once told me we landed a man on the moon. 

1.  I don't believe it.
2.  If he did, where is the big block of green cheese that he brought back?

[cyclist]

Classless apologies to Diamond Rio:


There were two shooters on the grassy knoll
We never walked on the moon
Elvis ain’t dead
You ain’t going crazy
It’s all in your head

[Oklahoma_Cat]

The problem I have with conspiracy theories is that by human nature, we're all glory-seekers.  People talk.  So that we don't have solid proof/first hand stories of most of these big conspiracy theories is reason for me to not believe them. 

Also, farts.  WTF is up with them?  Probably a gov't made thing to contact ufo's.

[jmlynch1]

The problem I have with conspiracy theories is that by human nature, we're all glory-seekers.  People talk.  So that we don't have solid proof/first hand stories of most of these big conspiracy theories is reason for me to not believe them. 

Also, farts.  WTF is up with them?  Probably a gov't made thing to contact ufo's.

How long did Deep Throat keep quiet? People can keep a secret, man.

[FBWillie]

Tupac is alive.