Tons of great ones I attempted to duplicate but failed; My own house party. 2 chicks got in a fight and one lost her shirt and bra, I still have the bra, I think. Caught some assholes doing coke on my family portrait, at first was pretty funny, and then I pulled one of the guys shirt over his head and dragged him out of my house. I kept his goodies as a token of humility. My girlfriend and I got in a fight but then made up, 2 months later she thought she was prego but I didn't care, best sex ever. my buddies got in a drinking contest over who could bong the most beers, at the end of the contest one friend laid under my car passed out with his pants around his ankles and the other flipped his $hit, we are talking about some serious mental issues. He quit drinking and became all religious and $hit. Some neighbors noticed my buddy under the car and called the cops, I chickened out and hid in my room under all my dirty clothes. House was trashed, beer soaked through the floor into my room (lived inn the basement), never got rid of the smell.
I miss school.