New Tits

[The1BigWillie]

If you ever date a girl who gets new tits NEVER and let me &@#%ing repeat.. NEVER agree to look after her and take care of her while she recovers (bawls, pukes, craps, cries, whines, complains, nags, bawls, and &@#%ing makes your God damn life miserable).

My advice to anyone dating a girl who is in the market for new knockers... Dump her before she gets them. She's going to use them to get a better guy eventually anyway and putting up with all the bullcrap ruins the fun.   

 

And don't even think about posting

 

I'm in a &@#%ing crapty mood.

[michigancat]

[ThreeHolePunch]

I'm an ass guy but am one to still sympathize.

Respond after 2 months and give us an update, I really hope things work to your favor by that time.

Be bold my friend and Godspeed.

[powercatmiller]

 

[Thin Blue Line]

If you ever date a girl who gets new tits NEVER and let me fracking repeat.. NEVER agree to look after her and take care of her while she recovers (bawls, pukes, craps, cries, whines, complains, nags, bawls, and fracking makes your God damn life miserable).

My advice to anyone dating a girl who is in the market for new knockers... Dump her before she gets them. She's going to use them to get a better guy eventually anyway and putting up with all the bullcrap ruins the fun.   

 

And don't even think about posting

 

I'm in a fracking crapty mood.

Maybe you should try to get a  1BiggerWillie?   

[Pete]

You need to massage them.

http://www.denveraugmentation.com/denver_breast_augmentation.htm

MASSAGE AFTER BREAST ENHANCEMENT SURGERY:

 This is the best tool that the patient possesses to prevent capsule formation. Massage helps to keep the pocket open and stretched out. Massaging needs to be done a minimum of six times per day on each breast for the first six months after surgery then two times daily forever.

Nudity warning  - Not Safe For Work:
http://www.denveraugmentation.com/images/breast%20augmentation%20implant.jpg

Please hypertext link nudity and post warning - cyclist

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Bang her now because as soon as they he heal she is leaving for a guy like me or clams.

[Thin Blue Line]

Bang her now because as soon as they he heal she is leaving for a guy like me or clams.

Better watch out, or 1BigWillie will leave her for you or clams.

[jeffy]

I'm an ass guy but am one to still sympathize.

Yeah... be careful with that too.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/ex-miss-argentina-dies-after-butt-implant-surgery/

[5601js]

No offense, bro, but you're bitching about your girl getting new funbags.
Is your life really that privileged that this is a burden on you?

You can have my stressful and long-hour job. I'll take the moody woman with new chest pillows.

[ThreeHolePunch]

Met Pissclams at the UCLA game, big guy, scary eyes but soooooo  dude better watch out or his girl is gone.

Bang her now because as soon as they he heal she is leaving for a guy like me or clams.

[Winters]

Bang her now because as soon as they he heal she is leaving for a guy like me or clams.

Better watch out, or 1BigWillie will leave her for you or clams.

What about you TBL? We won't tell the wife 

[The1BigWillie]

No offense, bro, but you're bitching about your girl getting new funbags.
Is your life really that privileged that this is a burden on you?

You can have my stressful and long-hour job. I'll take the moody woman with new chest pillows.

She's been at my place recovering for 10 days now.  I don't care if Megan Fox is over at my place I need my space.  And yes... I would have no problem moving on and getting some girl with funbags so that's not an issue.  God bless your soul if you can put up with a moody woman.  I'd rather live in a &@#%ing cave and wipe feces on the wall than put up with that crap. 

&@#% me.  Feed me.  Go home.  Repeat in 1 week. I'm making a t-shirt.

[5601js]

Earplugs and booze, it'll help you grieve.

[ThreeHolePunch]

Put me down for 2. I wear a large.
I'll PM my address, you can send the shirts there along with your girlfriend.

frack me.  Feed me.  Go home.  Repeat in 1 week. I'm making a t-shirt.

[FelixRex]

Put me down for 2. I wear a large.
I'll PM my address, you can send the shirts there along with your girlfriend.

frack me.  Feed me.  Go home.  Repeat in 1 week. I'm making a t-shirt.

[Maccat]

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[Thin Blue Line]

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[Thin Blue Line]

Bang her now because as soon as they he heal she is leaving for a guy like me or clams.

Better watch out, or 1BigWillie will leave her for you or clams.

What about you TBL? We won't tell the wife