Tiger Woods - Car Accident

[da govna]

Tigers agent has announced that he will be changing his nickname to "Cheetah" or "Lion"....

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?....   They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.....  He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

Did you hear that he inspired a new kung Fu movie to be released?.....  “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?..... Looks like it was a bitchng wedge.

 

[Bullfn33]

The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.

Looks like Elin sweetened her deal in the prenup. http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

[steve dave]

The thing I don't get is Tiger's wife is way hotter than either of the sluts that have surfaced in connection to him. I would find it incredibly hard to cheat on a gorgeous Norwegian blond with that slutty trash.

Grass is always greener bro.  If nobody ever cheated with anyone less attractive than their current wife there would be a whole lot less cheating. 

[fatty fat fat]

Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.

[steve dave]

Earl Woods just rolled over in his sunset cometary grave.

lol

[steve dave]

http://ow.ly/J161
 

[WillieWannabe]

http://ow.ly/J161
 

i think Tiger just needs to come out and say how many chicks he banged. There will be going to be too many chicks coming out of the woodwork now. Who knows who is telling the truth or not.

[WillieWannabe]

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/09/tiger-woods-dirty-text-messages-jaimee-grubbss/?test=faces

dirty, dirty man

[catfan28]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?













Santa stops after three HO's.

[Brock Landers]

A coworker reminded me of this fact yesterday (not sure how I could have forgotten it in the first place) that Elin has a twin sister.  A hot blonde Swedish twin sister.   

Tiger, for the love of all that is holy, please tell me you were able to hook that up.  Because if you were the meat in that sister sandwich, that pretty much makes all your green jackets pale in comparison.  In fact when it seems like the world is coming down on you like it is now, just close your eyes and replay that night buddy, and everything will be just fine

[jeffy]

[PCR]

Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family." 

Do you think a guy who &@#%s around that much can just go cold-turkey?

[Cat Doctor]

Taking a leave of absence to "Spend more time with his family." 

Do you think a guy who fracks around that much can just go cold-turkey?

I think if he has ANY chance of saving his marriage he has to. 

[Pett]

Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...

ye$.  Good que$tion.  What is $he thinking?

[WillieWannabe]

Don't know how you could stay with somebody that has cheated on you over 1,000 times. And he would keep on going if he wasn't caught, he still tried to cover it up when he was caught...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/16/elin-nordegren-moving-out-tiger-woods/?test=faces

guess she couldn't...

[mcmwcat]

As you all know Tiger's agent is Mark Steinberg. I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. My Member plays golf with and is a good friend of an IMG insider who got the following information directly from Steinberg and related it to me. I was told that the following is up to date as of yesterday.

On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had Turkey Dinner, Tiger spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After he received and sent text message back and forth to Rachel, he would clear his message box to destroy the evidence. At some point during the afternoon texting session, one of Tiger's Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys. Tiger agreed and left the house around 7:30 to go play poker. He left behind his cell phone....and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message she had found on his phone. A heated discussion ensued. According to what I was told, there was more "incriminating evidence" than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger told Elin that she was reading too much in to it, and that she did not know the whole story. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t-shirt, came back downstairs were Elin confronted him, again. Tiger gave her the same story as before and sat down in a chair in the living room.

Elin sat across from him. She urged Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stuck to his story and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin, enraged, hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 - iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), virtually knocked out two of his upper teeth, and broke the bone on the upper right side.

Tiger, scared as hell, ran down the hallway, out of the house to the garage (explaining why he had on no shoes) followed by Elin swinging the golf club. Tiger hopped into the Escalade and tried to leave. As we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade in the process as well as doing considerable damage in the hallway.

When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney, hired by Tiger for PR reasons, that Tiger was not ready to talk. This is why.

As amazing as it may seem, Tiger was in Phoenix. Tiger was originally transported to the hospital in Orlando with Elin in the ambulance where they were met by Mr. Steinberg. Tiger was taken in for X-Rays, etc. to assess the damage. The doctors told Steinberg there was not much they coukd do to repair the teeth and the gash, but did know a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger told Steinberg to get the jet ready and he and Steinberg flew to Phoenix to see the surgeon. The resulting procedures were more intense than what everyone had expected which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than expected. Tiger and Steinberg did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning.

Since arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage conseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood - Bay Hill. Because of the high regard in which Tiger holds him and based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game, the person IMG contacted was Arnold Palmer. He has agreed to intervene with Tiger. IMG is convinced that if anyone can get through to Tiger, Mr. Palmer may be the only person who can.

As to other rumors, my source claims that the moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument - not because of Elin moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers. As of yesterday, she had no intention on doing so.

Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights). In regards to Tiger's boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, is not in Palm Beach, and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it.

That is as up to date as I have........
           

[CatsNShocks]