Tiger Woods - Car Accident

[KSt8er]

Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

[pwrcat1]

Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.

Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.

[Thin Blue Line]

Anyone else find it out that they're saying she broke out the back window with a golf club to rescue him?   He was driving an escalade seems odd to break out the back window to get the driver out out of an escalade.   Also seems odd that in an accident this minior it was neccessary to break out the back window to get him out. 

I'm thinking he was drving off and she chased after him with a golf club and broke out the back window.  That is probably what caused him to swerve and hit the fire hydrant or whatever it was.   

This ^^^^

How many people do you know that hear a car wreck and their first thought is "gotta grab a 7 iron in case anyones trapped"?  None, that's how many.   Bitch went on attack with her claws, when he bailed for the safety of the streets she chased him down with a golf club (perfect instrument for the occasion and cannot claim insanity IMO now) with intent of smashing his skull but his reactions were just quick enough in overcoming the downers she'd slipped him earlier.  Can't imagine what would have happened to poor tiger had he not felt the oncoming narcotic and she'd have had her way.  Very Jacky Treehorn of her. 

Funny that she used his weapon of choice against him.  Bet Tiger has thousands of clubs sitting all around his house.

Good thing he isn't a proffessional trap shooter.

Or a porn star.

 

[jeffy]

Leaked security camera video from Tiger's home:

[Pett]

I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc.

[pwrcat1]

I love how all of the Tiger fans are trying to protect him and say that none of this had to do with cheating on his wife, etc.

Whats even better/more absurd is that many of them are saying he prolly took Ambien and was sleep walking.  I guess technically that is a possibility, since that is a major side effect of Amb, but very unlikely and lol'able. 

[jeffy]

[jeffy]

Here comes the water fall.  Tiger been tapping others....

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/

[ksu_FAN]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

[WillieWannabe]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns

[fatty fat fat]

Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.

[pwrcat1]

Sad stuff. Hope it's not true about tigs.

Same here.  Can't hate the guy.  I'll still love him either way.

[ksuno1stunner]

always kind of rooted against him because i wanted to see someone else win.  still siding with tiger on this though.  that jaimee girl seems like an attention-seeking skank, though i'm sure he's been fooling around with other women.  he has supposedly the greatest mental game in the world, his first tourney back is going to be quite testing.  still feel like he is going to shoot 67 and shut everyone up, because he is tiger f-ing woods.

[catsfan20052006]

How did this go from simple traffic accident to all of this?

[WillieWannabe]

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=AljSidYgtSXdf6aHjRMeaXU5nYcB?slug=txtigerwoods&prov=st&type=lgns

[fatty fat fat]

not cool tiger.

[pwrcat1]

Yeah, just heard his voice mail... Pretty pathetic sounding. 

[jeffy]

[Pett]

Wow, Mr. Woods. I will forever be rooting against your cheating ass...

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

Pathetic.

[ksuno1stunner]

In the most critical comment from a player, Jesper Parnevik said he owed Nordegren an apology for introducing her to Woods. She once worked as a nanny for the Parnevik family.

“We probably thought he was a better guy than he is,” Parnevik told The Golf Channel from West Palm Beach, Fla., where he is in the final stage of PGA Tour qualifying.

 

[catsfan20052006]

Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.

[ksu_FAN]

Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.

You'd remember him if you saw him.  Like many of the Swedish golfers he's a goofy dude.

[LynchMob2007]

Ever heard of Jesper Parnevik before today? Actually I've heard the name but I'm not sure if I could point him out to you.

You must not be a golfer, then. 

[ksuno1stunner]

pretty telling about tiger though, if there wasn't any other instances (not just f-cking around with random girls), jesper would probably support him somewhat.  i guess tiger is a pos?

still love u tiger.  stay strong.  he's got some emaw ties.

[WillieWannabe]

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562

Interesting take by Whitlock...

[5601js]

Fave summary of Tiger saga?
Can't decide between two finalists:
1) Tiger was trying to find a new grip on his putter.
2) Tiger was tired of playing the home course.

[Skycat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

[jeffy]

Game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

[Ben Ji 2.0]

What did tiger an his wife go on thanksgiving?

They went Clubbing!


Whats the difference between a cadillac escalade and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 feet without hitting a tree!