Mark Mangino Has No Beef with Kansas - Lands Dream JobAccepting his new job at the Culinary Arts DivIVAAA College "I can really relate with this school, as you can see. From now on, I will not visualize my players as doughnuts and will stop poking them to see what the surprise filling is! I will accept nothing less than championships and 450 lb linemen. This is a new era. No more 200 lb running backs. I crap bigger than that. From now on slower, more beefy players will dominate the game and buffet lines. I will lead the fighting Hoagies to a championship, and we will feast on opponents as I feast on well . . . everything I put into my mouth!"