We want the Cornhuskers!!!!!!!

[PoetWarrior]

Punches own cheeks with both fists.

[steve dave]

Bends at the knees and leans over slightly to one side and shakes right fist angrily while left fist is stationary but balled up tightly

[EllToPay]

Sits in his favorite chair clenching fists in anger while looking at a picture of Carl Pelini.

[PoetWarrior]

WHAT?

[KSUFansPoster495028]

 

[FBWillie]

We're describing what we're doing right now.... right?

[mjrod]

We're describing what we're doing right now.... right?

NO WE'RE NOT!!!

[PowercatPat]

PW, how is Lamark going to do on Saturday?

[steve dave]

This thread had potential.  So sad.

[PoetWarrior]

FBWillie and Thin Blue Line should be banned.

[steve dave]

FBWillie and Thin Blue Line should be banned.

Cleaned it up so we can get back to business

[steve dave]

AGGRESIVELY FLASHES LYNCH MOB AT EVERYONE NEAR THE COFFEE MACHINE IN THE OFFICE!

[EllToPay]

Sends fax to Steve Dave at his office detailing in depth how angry I am

[steve dave]

RECEIVES FAX AND HIGHLIGHTS IMPORTANT PORTIONS BEFORE THREE-HOLE-PUNCHING DOCUMENT AND FILING AWAY.  PUNCHES HAND SANITIZER DISTRIBUTOR SO HARD SOME HAND SANITIZER SQUIRTS OUT ONTO FLOOR.

[PoetWarrior]

PW, how is Lamark going to do on Saturday?

He'll wait for the ball to fall into his soft hands as he always does.

[PoetWarrior]

steve dave and Elltopay are really into this game.

[PoetWarrior]

We will attack you with the full force!!!

[PoetWarrior]

With the force of one thousand warriors!!!

[pufizzle]

I WISH I COULD RESPOND AFTER THIS BUT I JUST RIPPED MY COMPUTER OUT OF THE WALL AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT ON MY TOE, HOWEVER, I FELT NO PAIN SO I PICKED IT UP AGAIN AND THREW IT DOWNSTAIRS ALL WHILE YELLING "PURPLE, GET READY TO ROLL!!!!"

[steve dave]

DROVE AGGRESIVELY TO MY LUNCH MEETING!

 

[Rick Daris]

just conducted some tests on a person and entered the results into a computer in a very angry way while still managing to appear calm on the outisde in order to not scare anyone in my area!

[KSUTOMMY]

Stomping around the office announcing, "THEY CALL ME EMAW - YOU WANNA FRACK WITH ME?"

[WildcatNkilt]

Eating apple while reading this in cubicle, got so pumped up that i dropped the apple on the floor and instead of picking it up I stomped on it and growled then realized O' crap! I made a mess!

[WildcatNkilt]

Eating apple while reading this in cubicle, got so pumped up that i dropped the apple on the floor and instead of picking it up I stomped on it and growled then realized O' crap! I made a messApplesauce!

FMP

[ltrain37]

JUST PUT MY LUNCH IN THE MICROWAVE IN THE BREAK ROOM AND SLAMMED THE DOOR!!!

[willie83]

Just realized how bad oatmeal is without any flavoring or brown sugar and cursed Nebraska oats growers!!!!11!!!

[ksu_FAN]

So   excited   I   just     hit    the     spacebar   so    hard with     right      thumb    it         is    sticking.

[EllToPay]

JUST DROPPED MY SON OFF AT SCHOOL AND WENT INTO HIS CLASSROOM AND SCREAMED EMAW AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS TO HIS TEACHER

[KSUTOMMY]

SOMEONE OFFERED ME A PIECE OF BIG RED GUM AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE BABY MAKER!!!

[prome05]

AFTER LOOKING AT A CORN IN THE TOILET, I HEARD A THUNDEROUS ROAR SLOWLY EMERGE. IT'S VOLUME SOON PULSATED THE ROOM. WHEN LOOKING FOR THE SOURCE, I NOTICED MY REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR. THE ROAR WAS COMING FROM ME.