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November 17, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   


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November 17, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
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I honestly think K-State fans would win if such an event would occur.  :woohoo:

November 17, 2009, 01:24:09 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.

November 17, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.

HHAHAAA  :lol:


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November 17, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
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November 17, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


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November 17, 2009, 03:35:31 PM
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Meh...

Mangino would throw a round house slap  :bitchslap: (like what else could he throw?). He then loses is balance and goes rolling around on the floor like this  :runaway: 'cept sideways. Then Ron finishes him with a flury of Ron stomps. Game over.  :whiteflag:

side note.... Why isn't there a RON STOMP emoticon?

November 17, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.

sweet baby jesus, jeff.  you're bored in houston, aren't you? 

November 17, 2009, 03:49:42 PM
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Can either of their arms extend further than their bellies?  If they were to go toe-to-toe (pannus-to-pannus, more accurately) it seems physically impossible for either of them to land a blow.

November 17, 2009, 04:06:28 PM
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Mangino has the shortest reach in history...he can't even reach his own arse.

But I doubt Prince could knock him off his feet b/c Weeble's Wobble, but the don't fall down.

November 18, 2009, 08:24:37 AM
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I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY),

YES!  I've been bottling this up to all but the in-person katpak elites for a long, long time.

November 18, 2009, 12:54:45 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.

RP's post fight presser would go something along the lines of:
"After watching film on Mangino's previous fights, I knew that he would hit me about 30 times in the first three minutes.  I trained myself to absorb this amount.  I also deduced that he when then have a heart attack from the exertion, thus leaving me victorious.  Unfortunately, he sucked it up and went 3:06 and got one more shot in before the heart attack ensued.  I hit the deck before he did and that is why I lost."
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November 18, 2009, 01:58:51 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.


November 18, 2009, 02:13:50 PM
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Neither....they both lose!  Due to the sheer combined weight of the combatants, a massive sinkhole envelops them both.  Years later an archaeologist digs up their bones and discovers 2 previously undiscovered dinosaur/humanoid creatures.

Hey, it could happen. :dunno:

November 18, 2009, 02:27:20 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.



How the hell do Scott Frost and Ronny even know each other?  I still think Ron wins that fight though.  Mangino has certainly put in the practice when it comes to fighting, but I doubt his his wife really puts up enough fight to truly get him acclimated.  I just don't see Mangino being able to really do much more than flail those little t-rex arms around.  I'm not even sure his reach extends past his own girth for that matter.  Plus, pretty sure Ron-Ron would eventually hit Mangino with the binder. 

November 18, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.



How the hell do Scott Frost and Ronny even know each other?  I still think Ron wins that fight though.  Mangino has certainly put in the practice when it comes to fighting, but I doubt his his wife really puts up enough fight to truly get him acclimated.  I just don't see Mangino being able to really do much more than flail those little t-rex arms around.  I'm not even sure his reach extends past his own girth for that matter.  Plus, pretty sure Ron-Ron would eventually hit Mangino with the binder. 
Scott Frost worked for Prince :dunno:


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November 18, 2009, 03:46:52 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.



Basically, go find the Vanilla Ice VH1 Behind The Music and watch the part about Suge Knight dangling 'nilla over a balcony ledge until he signed over Ice Ice Baby rights.  That's the RP/Frost scenario.

November 18, 2009, 04:07:00 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.



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November 18, 2009, 04:20:49 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


JMart, you can't just throw out that noodle and not give us the complete story.



Basically, go find the Vanilla Ice VH1 Behind The Music and watch the part about Suge Knight dangling 'nilla over a balcony ledge until he signed over Ice Ice Baby rights.  That's the RP/Frost scenario.

So that was Scott Frost's binder?!

November 18, 2009, 04:21:28 PM
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Mangino. Why? Because he would slowly get into Ron's head, starting with the racial slurs...

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One story involved former Kansas wide receiver Raymond Brown during preseason practices. Brown's brother had recently been shot and was recovering in St. Louis. When players were asked during a meeting to describe their commitment to the team, Brown stood up and told his teammates and coaches about the incident. Brown said he was trying to get the message across that life was too short to waste. Shortly after in practice, Mangino and Brown got into a confrontation on the practice field.

"Don't yes sir me, or I will send you back to St. Louis so you can get shot with your homies," Brown remembers Mangino saying.

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November 18, 2009, 10:02:23 PM
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My vote goes to Mangino, it just seems like he gets a lot of practice at punching/beating others.  Looks like I paid to watch the wrong fight last Saturday.   

I think Ron would talk a big game, like how he might toss Mangino off a balcony (like he said to Scott Frost - TRUE STORY), and when Mangino hit him for the first time, RP would say, "I anticipated that." It'd be an awful fight, and remember, RP never beat Mangino in three years. A fight would be more of the same.


Please, Mangino can't beat anybody except his wife. Oh wait, I am sorry, she fell down the stairs again, eh Mark?  ;)  But seriously this fat slob needs a timeout walking to his mail box. Unless he lands on you, how could he fight back? Prince would kick the living fat off of the toll booth operator.

Both suck at coaching though

November 18, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
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