Nebraska jokes thread

[wes mantooth]

When it's 4:17pm in Manhattan, what time is it in Thunder Collin's jail cell?

Time to get raped.

[Dirty Sanchez]

[wes mantooth]

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Steve Dave.
Steve Dave who?
Steve Dave must hate living by all of those smelly, hillbilly, losery, husker fans, amirite? 

[EllToPay]

Q. What's the worst state in the US?

A. Nebraska.

[wes mantooth]

What are 2 things nebraskans are good at?

Making cattle feed and sucking.

[Pett]

Who's nose is bigger? Pelini or Pinocchio's?

Pinocchio's!

[wes mantooth]

How do you get a NU grad off your front porch?














Tell him his cows are out.   

[Rick Daris]

hey nebraska- how does it feel having to share a state boarder with south dakota? prob not too good huh?

 

[fairweathersince96]

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/article_ddc2da04-b45b-5760-83db-138694ee16cc.html

[wes mantooth]

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1776091

http://www.journalstar.com/news/local/article_ddc2da04-b45b-5760-83db-138694ee16cc.html

Great designs.   

[mjrod]

Q: How many Husker fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One to replace the bulb and then he goes and joins five others and talk about how bright the old one was.

[Bookcat]

Why wasn't it a penalty when we ripped Crouch's head off?



Because the ref didn't throw a flag.

[k-state87]

Daniel Tosh on Nebraska:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/32c1fe4342/daniel-tosh-nebraska-from-standupfan?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=4