Unlike SD's recent string of threats/threads, I will be nutpunching, eye gouging, fishhooking, balls twisting and girlfriend/sister/wife humping "fans" of the KSU Wildcats.

I personally think most of this board is filled with some of the whiniest, pussiest,

est, bandwagonest fans in the country. In response to these views, anyone seen wearing any item of clothing associated with this site (DOOM, EMAWbing, CTR, etc) will be publicly humiliated on sight and on site at next week's game Lincoln. In may simply be a pantsing, it may be a full on junk kick after I run like 30 yards at full speed (screaming EMAW at the top of my lungs) to build up the necessary force required to actually kick a man's testicles out of his anus. This is your fair warning. Either get back on the bandwagon

and support the Qatz in their quest to bring home another Big 12 North title and a rematch with our CTR anti-brethren, or suffer the consequences of your blasphemy. That is all.