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November 13, 2009, 12:55:56 PM
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Am currently working on an addition/remodel to a medical facility.  As you can imagine, there is no shortage of uk alumns and supporters working in this facility.  This morning, as I was inspecting a room we had just completed, I happened to overhear part of a conversation between a doctor and a drug rep.  I typically don't pay much attention to the activities of the staff but I couldn't help but eavesdrop on this one.  The doctor was giving the rep his 2009 uk football poster.  The covo went something like this:

"I'm done with football.  It's not even worth following anymore."

"Yeah, a freind of mine has a son who is a walk-on.  He says everyone is pissed off and not even really trying now.  Said they really don't care if they win anymore because if they become bowl eligible, they'll have to keep going to practice for another month just to go to a crappy bowl."

"I know.  I saw where it would be the Independence Bowl or something like that.  I think in Shreveport, La."

They then went on for a minute or so talking about kids needing to put forth effort regardless since they are getting a free education and having that opportunity and all.  Now comes the real kicker.  The drug rep ended the convo with the following:

"Well thanks for the poster anyway.  Hey, look at it this way, we know we can count on the basketball team to at least try."

It was all I could do to contain myself.  I so wanted to go running in there in my purple-day before game day-shirt and scream EMAW right in their faces.  Instead I let my EMAW pride well up within me and laughed quietly at the patheticness of uk fans.
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November 13, 2009, 02:49:10 PM
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So it was you!

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November 13, 2009, 02:53:21 PM
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i bet that drug rep was H-O-T hot.  they always are, they always are.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

November 13, 2009, 02:59:47 PM
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...Instead I let my EMAW pride well up within me and laughed quietly at the patheticness of uk fans.

This is the prescribed method for dealing with EMAW boil over in a work environment. Through a series of chemical reactions over a matter of days, the reserve of EMAW that has "welled up", will turn in to EMAWangriness which can then be spewed forth at the Bill, your local sports pubs, the local KatPak, or any number of appropriate and effective locales. Great job!

November 13, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
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good story...total bs, but good story....

November 13, 2009, 06:23:19 PM
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November 13, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
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Get Your ku Posters


This would be sad if it wasn't so dang funny !

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November 16, 2009, 04:30:36 PM
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i bet that drug rep was H-O-T hot.  they always are, they always are.

Unfortunately, this particular rep was a guy  :ku:.  One of the few I have ever seen.  It is true that the female ones are almost always H-O-T hot. 
''Life's tough......it's even tougher if you're stupid.''

-- John Wayne

November 16, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
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I heard that one of our former QBs was a drug rep...Kavanaugh perhaps?

November 16, 2009, 04:44:44 PM
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I heard that one of our former QBs was a drug rep...Kavanaugh perhaps?

Doubt it, he looks like Corkie. 

November 16, 2009, 05:02:59 PM
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despair


not dispair


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"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

November 16, 2009, 05:40:04 PM
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kusports.com is buzzing with rumors that Lew Perkins is meeting with formerplayers and parents about firing Mangino.

November 16, 2009, 06:18:22 PM
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    warm up the EMAW
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everything about this, perfect encapsulation, jfc, case study
ksufanscopycat my friends.

November 16, 2009, 08:15:24 PM
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Kavanaugh is a drug rep. Know this 1st hand.

November 17, 2009, 11:30:26 AM
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    warm up the EMAW
Kavanaugh is a drug rep. Know this 1st hand.

awesome handle.
ksufanscopycat my friends.