WTF MOM

[j@yh@wks]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

[jthutch]

I love your mom, No really I LOVE your mom!   

[hemmy]

We do not agree to be your rival

[j@yh@wks]

We do not agree to be your rival

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

[KITNfury]

I probably would did hump on your mom.

[j@yh@wks]

I probably would did hump on your mom.

[KSUTOMMY]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

[j@yh@wks]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

We do not agree to be your rival

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.

[jeffy]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?

[j@yh@wks]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?

i'm 31 and about 190 so I'm think not me.

[j@yh@wks]

We do not agree to be your rival

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.

yup, we get to experience the last 4 years of ISU vs. KSU

[LimestoneOutcropping]

We do not agree to be your rival

umm, ok.  moo is our rival.

Exactly.  You 2 have a real neck and neck battle going for dead f v cking last in the division.

yup, we get to experience the last 4 years of ISU vs. KSU

and the decade before that of ku vs. ISU/MU   

[mikeycat]

hi son....tell your mother I said hello.

[Mayday]

hi son....tell your mother I said hello.

[Tulsa Cat]

So ... cough ... where exactly was your mother in 1978?    Not Manhattan?
 

[KSUTOMMY]

hi son....tell your mother I said hello.

+5

[The42Yardstick]

My family is all Nebraska fans

edit: One CU fan also. He's probably one of the more elite members of the family.

[oneeyedWillie]

Your emawm sounds awesome.

[Perry]

My family is all Nebraska fans

edit: One CU fan also. He's probably one of the more elite members of the family.

Redundant statement is redundant.

[Super PurpleCat]

You need to buy your mom dinner and tell her you're sorry for what a bad son/daughter you've been.

[0709CatGrad]

hi son....tell your mother I said hello.

Hey, Eskimo brother. 

[kat_dad]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Sounds like the best part of you ran down your momma's crack and ended up a brown stain on the mattress.

Your mom --> 

[97cat]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

a jayhawk until you die? Could you quit being a jayhawk in like 3 minutes, then?

[~WabashRoll~]

So my mom, the big EWAW biatch that she is, calls me the other day.  She says, I think there was a mistake at the hospital when you were born (she's telling me this all serious and crap).  I'm like umm ok.  She says "There is no way any of my kids would ever cheer for a team with a gay looking bird for a mascot.

And then every single member of my family proceeded to call me to throw some salt in my wounds.  I hate you KSU, i really do. 

Your mom sounds like a very intelligent woman... too bad the EMAW gene was recessive with you.  

The only good thing about it was I watched a lot of KSU throughout the DOD so I saw some really great football, then I watched ku.  I was jealous, i will admit it.  But i'm jayhawk till I die.

Who will die first, you or Mangino?

i'm 31 and about 190 so I'm think not me.

Frack, that's scary.  Judging by your writing style I thought you were either retarded or twelve.

[j@yh@wks]

Frack, that's scary.  Judging by your writing style I thought you were either retarded or twelve.

you know this is a message board right?  just curious.