Which is better: math or science?

[chum1]

I say math because it can be done in a La-Z-Boy while science requires that you get up and look at sh*t.

[pissclams]

i thought they were the same thing   

[chum1]

As a matter of fact, I think I unintentionally summarized the essential difference between the two pretty well.  Very insightful on my part.

[The42Yardstick]

Science

Helps me get money to go look at mountains n' sh*t

math you're kinda stuck in some dank-ass lab somewhere

[chum1]

There's no sh*tty weather in a cushy office.

[Chingon]

I say math because it can be done in a La-Z-Boy while science requires that you get up and look at sh*t.

Science gets all the cool toys, and the women, my God the women.  I don't want to get into the details, but let's just say I know all about The Secret Garden.

ps.

I also don't have to get up and look at sh%t either.

[steve dave]

Star Trek and Nasa are doing what they are doing because of science.  You think those guys paid attention in colleg. alg.?  Hell no they didn't, they were drawing pictures of spaceships and sh1t. 

[jeffy]

Generally science.  Specifically Geology.

[sys]

Science gets all the cool toys, and the women, my God the women.

yep, so true.

it's like the scientists are always saying:  "you can't &@#% a calculator."

[catdude33]

I like history.

[chum1]

Pro science people are contradicting themselves with talk about two things that never go together:  Star Trek and women.  All women in both math and science are yucky and a non factor here.  That leaves you with Star Trek.  That's not a positive thing.  It's a negative one.

[steve dave]

Pro science people are contradicting themselves with talk about two things that never go together:  Star Trek and women.  All women in both math and science are yucky and a non factor here.  That leaves you with Star Trek.  That's not a positive thing.  It's a negative one.

star wars