It's gameday. You, as well as half my family, are now my enemy. SD, sorry but it's just the way it has to be. Today is a good day. I know this isn't a rivalry game but it's damn close. It's time to see who the best is in Kansas. This is a game that people in nubbs, and moo, cannot comprehend. This is a battle for the greatest state in D1 football. I called my mom this morning just to tell her to frack off purple fluff monger. I called my brothers to let them know about the massacre in manhattan and how it ends 49-17 ku! I then drove down to their houses just to kick their purple loving asses. The people at CERN will be jealous about the cosmic collisions that will take place today between Laptad and your QB. I called BB earlier and he was already losing control of his bladder function knowing what is waiting for him today. Yeah he may run one or two returns all the way back, but i will not be mad at any 15 yard late hit penalties. Reesing is going to spread his herpies via airmail all over your little apples today. Keep your women at home because if he looks their way, it's over for you.
After the win I will deff be back to watch bmw claim he called this game during the summer so he didn't feel the need to show up on this board all week. Until then, enjoy what's left of your morning, cause this afternoon is going to suck for you.
