Dax Jones, obviously.
Maybe Stacey King's younger brother, Darryl.
what's that? everybody wants to hear my daryl king story? alright fine...
at burger king drive thru w/ friend in high school. friend says "is that daryl king behind us?" i look and say "yep." we get out a piece of paper and write "you suck" on it and then fold it up and write "to daryl" on the outside. then get our food and give the note to the lady at previously aforementioned drive thru and say "our buddy is in the car behind us and we want to play a joke on him. please give him this note for us. thanks".
daryl king announced he was transferring like a month later.