ruffin mcneil

[fatty fat fat]

why, WHY does he get such an insane amount of air time? 

[hemmy]

media loves black people.

[kougar24]

Super fat.

[KCcat28]

media loves black people.

Super fat.

All of the above.

[BostonPancake]

People like to say the name Ruffin.

[JTKSU]

People like to say the name Ruffin.

+1.  "Ruffin McNeil" sounds like some sort of sexual technique/maneuver.

[SkinnyBenny]

Looks like one of those shirtless guys who wears the barrel around the waist suspended from the shoulders, but instead of air between the suspenders and the torso like the Broncos' fans, it's all fat.  Just a flesh avalanche under there.

Or, an arcane reference for Talking Heads fans: It looks like David Byrne in the big suit but with the top off.  When he does the hip dance.

The thought of Ruffin McNeil shirtless?  

[doom]

He's &@#%ing amazing.  I would love to have Ruffin McNeil on our staff.  He's like the guy who got on all fours and braked with intensity, except his players execute plays.  

[Thin Blue Line]

Ruffin upon Sparkles's fumble.....

[Pett]

Because he attempts to chest bump his players and he is pushing 400 pounds. That is pretty damn impressive & quite the cheap entertainment on the tube...

[WillieWannabe]

People like to say the name Ruffin.

+1.  "Ruffin McNeil" sounds like some sort of sexual technique/maneuver.

 

[jeffy]

Mo Latimore is K-State's Ruffin.

[steve dave]

It's because he's weird shaped fat.  Like, not normal looking fat.  His gut is enormous but if you would just see him from the chest up you wouldn't know it.  I mean, you would know he was fat but not carnival freekshow fat.  His proportions are all out of whack. 

[KSUTOMMY]

Remember when Prince tried to use the "Hey you're black, I am kind-of black - do you want to come on over and be my DC?" Ruffin prolly looked him right in his weasel eyes and said, "You couldn't even hold my jock, GTFOOMF with that chit!"

[The Nasti]

My guess is that people are shocked Tech has some semblance of defense now, so they grasp onto Ruffin as the reason why - which is true IMO, Leach sure isn't that interested in defense.

[fatty fat fat]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

[MadCat]

It's because he's weird shaped fat.  Like, not normal looking fat.  His gut is enormous but if you would just see him from the chest up you wouldn't know it.  I mean, you would know he was fat but not carnival freekshow fat.  His proportions are all out of whack. 

One of the few dudes shaped like a pear.  

[WillieWannabe]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

usually covered in flop and back sweat.

[mikeycat]

[Guscat]

It's because he's weird shaped fat.  Like, not normal looking fat.  His gut is enormous but if you would just see him from the chest up you wouldn't know it.  I mean, you would know he was fat but not carnival freekshow fat.  His proportions are all out of whack. 

That's so he looks normal when viewed sitting in an automobile.  It's an old trick fat chicks use when cruising Poyntz--you need X-ray vision to see through a car door where the flesh avalanche has settled, but they look normal from street view.

[KSUTOMMY]

People like to say the name Ruffin.

+1.  "Ruffin McNeil" sounds like some sort of sexual technique/maneuver.

OK, what maneuver would that be then?

We know the following:

Dirty Sanchez
Cincinnatti Dumtruck

any input on what a "Ruffin McNeil" could be?

[JTKSU]

People like to say the name Ruffin.

+1.  "Ruffin McNeil" sounds like some sort of sexual technique/maneuver.

OK, what maneuver would that be then?

We know the following:

Dirty Sanchez
Cincinnatti Dumtruck

any input on what a "Ruffin McNeil" could be?

Not sure, but it probably involve a fat chick and some sort of piratey action.

[Bullfn33]

It's because he's weird shaped fat.  Like, not normal looking fat.  His gut is enormous but if you would just see him from the chest up you wouldn't know it.  I mean, you would know he was fat but not carnival freekshow fat.  His proportions are all out of whack. 

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

lol. something about "And there's a look at" makes me crack up. You just don't use that language and tone if it's a normal looking guy.

[Pett]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

usually covered in flop and back sweat.

QFT. You can just see the sweat pouring out of his khakis in the ass region.

Example numero uno @ 1:20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oh2-kgZ_cg

[ksu_FAN]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

usually covered in flop and back sweat.

QFT. You can just see the sweat pouring out of his khakis in the ass region.

Example numero uno @ 1:20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oh2-kgZ_cg

Gotta love the first down pose...

[WillieWannabe]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

usually covered in flop and back sweat.

QFT. You can just see the sweat pouring out of his khakis in the ass region.

Example numero uno @ 1:20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oh2-kgZ_cg

Gotta love the first down pose...

what a guy 

[JTKSU]

"And there's a look at Ruffin Mcneil"

usually covered in flop and back sweat.

QFT. You can just see the sweat pouring out of his khakis in the ass region.

Example numero uno @ 1:20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oh2-kgZ_cg

Gotta love the first down pose...

what a guy 

Holy crap that dude is shaped weird.  Must have way too much estrogen in his system.  Seriously, he really is shaped like a fat women.

[Poopley]

He's kind of shaped like this guy, except Ruffin doesn't tighten his belt enough to make an actual waist.

[MadCat]

He's kind of shaped like this guy, except Ruffin doesn't tighten his belt enough to make an actual waist.

Please do not attempt to separate the FUPA into upper FUPA and lower FUPA...it will only make it angrier.