rumor - SUH ARRESTED after DUI accident

[kcpowercat]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

I love the drawing of the accident at the end of that report.

[steve dave]

Suh's number is 503-756-9556

[PCR]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

That's Gold, Jerry.  GOLD I tell ya! 

[PCR]

BAC was .035 so I doubt he'll get suspended.  :(  Also he didn't hit and run.  It's probably hard to get your BAC over .08 when you're 400 pounds. 

[steve dave]

Yeah, just drinking and driving at 2:30 in the morning the night of a game.  Another day in Husker land. 

[JTKSU]

BAC was .035 so I doubt he'll get suspended.  :(  Also he didn't hit and run.  It's probably hard to get your BAC over .08 when you're 400 pounds. 

So, I guess he's just a really bad driver or a real pussy who can't hold his liquor?

[mikeycat]

that's impressive destruction for a non-impaired driver avoiding a small animal.   Wonder what time the BAC was measured....10AM?

[QuinnMac]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

That's Gold, Jerry.  GOLD I tell ya! 

[Trim]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

PHONE NUMBER!!!  FTW!

Suh must've heard that a stunt like this is the quickest way to a plaza katpak invite.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

PHONE NUMBER!!!  FTW!

Suh must've heard that a stunt like this is the quickest way to a plaza katpak invite.

My thoughts exactly.  Tell him when the hangover clears, time to party.

[dobbie4ksu]

.035? this dude cannot drink for anything... weak sauce, two beers equals three cars sounds about like Nubbs math

[Cem Blasoflas]

So I'm wondering what kind of Escalade Suh drives because it doesn't seem to leave paint on the other cars. 

2003 Land Rover

http://cjis.lincoln.ne.gov/~ACC/A910/A9108633.PDF

I love the drawing of the accident at the end of that report.

It's an amazing report.  I don't think an architect or engineer could put together a better report.

"POI 1: 191' 3" East of the West Curb of N 30th St...."

This cop is angling for an FBI job or something.  Surprised he didn't make up some evidence to get famous.  Maybe next time.

[raquetcat]

They're saying he was at the Drafthouse here in Omaha last night.  Flew back from Waco and immediately heads to Omaha to a skeezy KJ's clone only to drive home and hit three parked cars.  This is what NU football is all about people.  

You would have to be drunk to want to go to the drafthouse.

Ha, have been to the drafthouse once, and I was really drunk when I went! 

[doom]

Suh's number is 503-756-9556

I was thinking it would be better to hold off until our game, but on second thought that is one scary mofo.  Might be better to call his mom before the ku game and pretend to be sqwak fans.  Especially if we lose to them.  Her # is listed too.   

[Cautiously Optimistic]

Bo Pelini installed a zero tolerance policy for his players getting in trouble.  Now we get to see exactly what the gum chomping retard meant when he said zero. 

 

[ksuFB]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

Yah, drinking and driving is totally awesome.   

[mjrod]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

[Thin Blue Line]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

Not so fast, Huskerpride. Just because his bac was only .035, doesn't mean he can't get a DUI. A result of .08 would be prima facia evidence that he was in fact intoxicated. A test of .035, and the fact he couldn't operate a vehicle safely, to the point he struck other vehicles, would be other competent evidence to pursue a DUI prosecution. Doesn't matter that he "says" he tried to avoid a cat or a dog. Just goes to the fact that he was intoxicated to the point he couldn't safely operate a vehicle, which is also the definition of DUI.

What I fail to understand is that no one has seemed to realize that the report also shows his mother's phone number in Oregon. Come on guys, you're slipping.

503-281-0385.

[doom]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

Not so fast, Huskerpride. Just because his bac was only .035, doesn't mean he can't get a DUI. A result of .08 would be prima facia evidence that he was in fact intoxicated. A test of .035, and the fact he couldn't operate a vehicle safely, to the point he struck other vehicles, would be other competent evidence to pursue a DUI prosecution. Doesn't matter that he "says" he tried to avoid a cat or a dog. Just goes to the fact that he was intoxicated to the point he couldn't safely operate a vehicle, which is also the definition of DUI.

What I fail to understand is that no one has seemed to realize that the report also shows his mother's phone number in Oregon. Come on guys, you're slipping.

503-281-0385.

I mentioned it on this page. 

[Bookcat]

If Suh hit my car I'd sue him. So I'd sue Suh if I had to.

[Thin Blue Line]

If Suh hit my car I'd sue him. So I'd sue Suh if I had to.

Sue a boy named Suh. Epic.

[Thin Blue Line]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

Not so fast, Huskerpride. Just because his bac was only .035, doesn't mean he can't get a DUI. A result of .08 would be prima facia evidence that he was in fact intoxicated. A test of .035, and the fact he couldn't operate a vehicle safely, to the point he struck other vehicles, would be other competent evidence to pursue a DUI prosecution. Doesn't matter that he "says" he tried to avoid a cat or a dog. Just goes to the fact that he was intoxicated to the point he couldn't safely operate a vehicle, which is also the definition of DUI.

What I fail to understand is that no one has seemed to realize that the report also shows his mother's phone number in Oregon. Come on guys, you're slipping.

503-281-0385.

I mentioned it on this page. 

You want to point to it? Can't seem to find that one, Doom.

[sonofdaxjones]

Is there a dumber Cornhole than Pride . . . my gawd what a Mongoloid.

[Bookcat]

Is there a dumber Cornhole than Pride . . . my gawd what a Mongoloid.

Pelini.

[Ben Ji 2.0]

.035? this dude cannot drink for anything... weak sauce, two beers equals three cars sounds about like Nubbs math

Keep in mind he is not of European descent. A .035 for any native is equal to about a .2 when you take into account the tolerances people of European descent have built up over the years.

[JTKSU]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

Not so fast, Huskerpride. Just because his bac was only .035, doesn't mean he can't get a DUI. A result of .08 would be prima facia evidence that he was in fact intoxicated. A test of .035, and the fact he couldn't operate a vehicle safely, to the point he struck other vehicles, would be other competent evidence to pursue a DUI prosecution. Doesn't matter that he "says" he tried to avoid a cat or a dog. Just goes to the fact that he was intoxicated to the point he couldn't safely operate a vehicle, which is also the definition of DUI.

What I fail to understand is that no one has seemed to realize that the report also shows his mother's phone number in Oregon. Come on guys, you're slipping.

503-281-0385.

I mentioned it on this page. 

You want to point to it? Can't seem to find that one, Doom.

I was thinking it would be better to hold off until our game, but on second thought that is one scary mofo.  Might be better to call his mom before the ku game and pretend to be sqwak fans.  Especially if we lose to them.  Her # is listed too.

[Thin Blue Line]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

He was drinking.  Doesn't matter how much.

He is an awful role model and ugly to boot, although most guys in his position are probably ugly too.

He should immediately remove himself for the next two games and do a circuit of high schools and boys and girls club talking about the dangers of drinking while avoiding animals near cars.

Not so fast, Huskerpride. Just because his bac was only .035, doesn't mean he can't get a DUI. A result of .08 would be prima facia evidence that he was in fact intoxicated. A test of .035, and the fact he couldn't operate a vehicle safely, to the point he struck other vehicles, would be other competent evidence to pursue a DUI prosecution. Doesn't matter that he "says" he tried to avoid a cat or a dog. Just goes to the fact that he was intoxicated to the point he couldn't safely operate a vehicle, which is also the definition of DUI.

What I fail to understand is that no one has seemed to realize that the report also shows his mother's phone number in Oregon. Come on guys, you're slipping.

503-281-0385.

I mentioned it on this page. 

You want to point to it? Can't seem to find that one, Doom.

I was thinking it would be better to hold off until our game, but on second thought that is one scary mofo.  Might be better to call his mom before the ku game and pretend to be sqwak fans.  Especially if we lose to them.  Her # is listed too.

Well. Shart. Mea Culpa.

[Dirty Sanchez]

You guys kill me Try reading the whole report geniuses. Stevie quit jizzing your pants and clean the monitor. He had a couple of drinks, was going home and swerved to miss a cat or dog, hit one car and then lost control and hit two more.
The car is his mothers, he blew an .035. No laws were broken so ya it's safe to assume that he will be playing when you come to lincoln so don't get your hopes up.

At least he stayed and done the right thing. The only problem will be his insurance rates will go up. I think his millions that he earns in the NFL will cover any rate increases.

I must say though, that it was smart of the administration at KSU to position the campus as close to aggieville as possible so that all the baby shakers and shoplifters could walk home.

Zero tolerance is zero tolerance, not .035 tolerance.

[mjrod]

I can't believe there is a Husker fan that is defending this..

Oh wait, I forgot, you beat your women when the football team loses..

Some really ugly women running around Nebraska these days...