Why we HAVE to make it to the Big 12 Championship

[SkinnyBenny]

A teacher at my school is having a housewarming for our department on the weekend of December 5th.  Gonna be lots of ladies walking around ooh-ing and aah-ing at curtains and talking about HGTV and other bullcrap.   Probably will have to attend.

........But if the khazzuzuckhatz can hold serve in the stellar Big XII North division and happen to be playing that weekend, I'll have to RSVP a big ol' no to this lady because I'd be in Dallas.

So I guess what I'm saying is . . .

     

[KITNfury]

&@#% it, seems as good as any reason ever. ksufanscopycat!

[KSUTOMMY]

What is with people doing this chit on Saturdays? That is what Sundays are made for; you go to church THEN these shin-digs that way you are already dressed up and smelling good. Saturdays this time of year in my crib are reserved for wandering around, itching ones ass, consuming frosty malted beverages and consuming whatever you can find. But under no circumstances do you go to some wedding/baby shower/etc. People who schedule this kind of crap need to be taken out into a public square and caned for all to see.

Please see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_in_Malaysia

[Wildcat Jack]

I don't understand...why don't you Nancy's just hike up your skirt and not go....

[Bookcat]

A teacher at my school is having a housewarming for our department on the weekend of December 5th.  Gonna be lots of ladies walking around ooh-ing and aah-ing at curtains and talking about HGTV and other bullcrap.   Probably will have to attend.

........But if the khazzuzuckhatz can hold serve in the stellar Big XII North division and happen to be playing that weekend, I'll have to RSVP a big ol' no to this lady because I'd be in Dallas.

So I guess what I'm saying is . . .

     

you don't gotta attend shizz. Even if we aren't in that game...watching ku, ISU, or NU get tromped would be a riot.

[SkinnyBenny]

No no no no no no noooooo, let me elaborate.  She did schedule it for Sunday.  If she scheduled it for Saturday, even if K-State weren't playing, I wouldn't even think of going.  Like someone above me said, Saturdays are reserved for picking my belly button and farting and watching fooboo, etc.  But if the KazzuhKhatz make it to the game, "Shoot, Jeannie.  I'd LOVE to make it, but I'm gonna be in Big D all weekend for the CTR."

[QuinnMac]

The lady's company Christmas party is the night of the 5th. Looking for any reason to back out, and that would be perfect.

[RonLongshaft]

The pretend lady's company Christmas party is the night of the 5th. Looking for any reason to back out and not stalk her, and that would be perfect.

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