DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[jthutch]

Update on the current line:



i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed.

I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.

[sonofdaxjones]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

 

[EllToPay]

Update on the current line:



i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed.

I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.

the picture is of the end of the line. that's how long it is. 

[JTKSU]

Update on the current line:



i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed.

I didn't know there were so many Yankee Fans in Oklahoma.  Doesn't seem real to me.

the picture is of the end of the line. that's how long it is. 

Someone needs to tell those dumb ass Oklahomoans to turn around then.  Jesus, those people do everything backwards, don't they?

[Rick Daris]

you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it. 

[Pett]

SD hasn't posted in a while. Did he finally meet his match?

[jthutch]

He's too busy doing the Lynch Mob sign at his desk.  Probably forgot to show.

[steve dave]

I will  over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

[jthutch]

I will  over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.

[Pete]

I will  over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.

This is a really important point.  You can do the lynch mob sign and/or scream "lynch mob" WITH black guys, but not AT black guys.  Whites, Mexicans, Indians (both kinds), Asians (both kinds), Aleutian Islanders, and Polynesians are fair game.  Also, some gray area with real Africans, but my advice to avoid it with real Africans as well.

:blackandwhitecookie:

[steve dave]

I will  over each non-moving OU body I break.  I am also going to scream LYNCH MOOOOOOOOB! at the beginning of each pummeling (when fighting white guys only)

Now this is an excellent idea and good idea for white guys only.

This is a really important point.  You can do the lynch mob sign and/or scream "lynch mob" WITH black guys, but not AT black guys.  Whites, Mexicans, Indians (both kinds), Asians (both kinds), Aleutian Islanders, and Polynesians are fair game.  Also, some gray area with real Africans, but my advice to avoid it with real Africans as well.

:blackandwhitecookie:

Yeah.  I mean, I hate all OU fans but NOT for their skin color, who they want to sleep with, how they pray or who they are other than being OU fans.  One love, you know?

[schreds21]

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  It's illegal here in Kansas.


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no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
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Your source of info is not a good one.  Noodling is legal in Kansas on certain bodies of water, during certain times of the year, and if you have a permit.   Just sayin.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.

[cireksu]

OU fans are very tough to fight because they are not worried about getting their teeth knocked out.

They don't have as much to lose as good looking people.

[Pete]

Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.

Crap, I spent half of last night practicing round-house-kick defense.  Oh well, I'm sure I'll need it for the Big 12 championship game.


For the next 36 hours I am going to work on bolo-tie choke outs.

[feralchat]

The lynch sign will probably upset white Okies, too, because some many of them have ancestors who raced to grab a piece of red dirt just ahead of certain Arkansas justice.

[SoonerKS]

  It's illegal here in Kansas.


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no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.
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Your source of info is not a good one.  Noodling is legal in Kansas on certain bodies of water, during certain times of the year, and if you have a permit.   Just sayin.
[/quote]

My source of info on Kansas may not be good.  The last I knew it was illegal, but if it's legal in some situations I believe you.

[Rick Daris]

you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it. 

***update***

substitute was here again today and prob all next week. teacher has h1n1. looked for car in parking lot over lunch didn't see it. suggestions on other things we could do to this guy. again, he seems like a pretty nice guy and all but he is also an ou fan so i want to totally mess w/  him. tia.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

    <----flash this in his face a lot.  A LOT.  Tell him that the Lynch Mob is back.  KSU D #1!

[schreds21]

you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 

ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

quick update. compass did not puncture tires as planned but we did unscrew the black things and use the compass to let the air out of his tires. also were not able to get eggs but my friend ryan snuck a golf club out of south gym and dented the hood pretty good w/ it. 

***update***

substitute was here again today and prob all next week. teacher has h1n1. looked for car in parking lot over lunch didn't see it. suggestions on other things we could do to this guy. again, he seems like a pretty nice guy and all but he is also an ou fan so i want to totally mess w/  him. tia.

-Get into his classroom early before he gets there and fill the entire chalk/dry erase board with EMAW and/or 35-7.
-Remove one or all the wheels from his chair.
-Wipe nose grease right in the sight line of his windshield.  Crap is nearly impossible to get off and will drive him  nuts.
-Long zip tie on his drive shaft

[Ben Ji 2.0]

Update:

Told one of our janitors here who is an OU Law school grad about the fight plans and how SD was preparing to defend against Walker Texas Ranger style attacks.  He got some strange look on his face and I pressed him on what was up.  He informed me OU fans don't EVER watch Walker TExas Ranger, they HATE Texas and are INCREDIBLY JEALOUS of Texas so Walker is like their satan.

So, let's mix up the training.  I would be prepared for a Jim Varney type assault.

Crap, I spent half of last night practicing round-house-kick defense.  Oh well, I'm sure I'll need it for the Big 12 championship game.


For the next 36 hours I am going to work on bolo-tie choke outs.

Bolo ties! Does anything say I'm a redneck who does not actually own a real tie but I do have a pretty rock with shoelaces dangling down from it better than a bolo tie?

[The Oracle]

I do not recommend bringing your moms, wives, or girlfriends.  

When Steve Dave has beat everyone up he usually has time to have his way with your women before he has to meet his mom.  

Speaking from experience it is very humbling watching Steve Dave serve up a rusty trombone while you are laying on the ground in agony.  

I thought Steve Dave was a couple? Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[jthutch]

You pathetic waste of sperm, OU fans line up and take your beatings like men (or women) since I can't tell them apart in Oklahoma.  SD will be waiting for you in all his EMAW glory.  Please do not try and avoid this beating that is coming to you because we will find you and the beating will be all that much more sever.  Heed this warning this is not a trick nor a treat it is just a good old fashioned nut stomping.

 OU fans ----> <------Steve Dave

[steve dave]

Just a reminder to OU fans:

[Cougar2k]

FYI SD please look before you punch as i am a true KATZFAN who currently resides in Oklahoma. You can easily recognize me as i have all of my teeth. Also i will be decked out in purple. Godspeed.

[cyclist]

Just a reminder to OU fans:

Somehow, I'm hearing this song:

kung Fu Fighting

                                 

[jthutch]

Just checking in for the Pre Game fight update.  How many imbread, hillbillies has SD, Pete, and who ever else is nut stomping today, humiliated today?  I need updates.

[CrushNasty]

How'd this go St'ave?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

How'd this go St'ave?

My nephew mopped the sidewalk with about 24 poor souls.

[KCcat28]

Please tell me you are planning to knock some heads in next weekend against some squawks. If so I would like to join.