DEAR OU FANS (FIGHTING YOU RELATED THREAD)

[Chingon]

sd, I will be down in Norman as well (visiting my g'ma).  I will have my biceps oiled, fists and ankles taped, and ready to go.  Two weeks ago only caused my blood lust to flow not ebb. Flying-Tiger knees to the mouth will be the first course, the second will be a elbow laced with concussion sauce.   

These beatdowns will be personal because of how the Oklahomans have treated my people over the years.

It's a fracking honor to have you by our side. 

Good to hear chingon.  Your viciousness is only matched by your niceness when you invite me to dinner at your grandma's house and she makes lasagna. 

Is it safe to assume grandma uses ricotta vs cottage cheese?

of course, full fat too, I am still trying to bulk up.

[catdude33]

cd33's Tip of the Day:

Caving in skulls and smashing balls with a flurry of punches can be a dangerous business, especially during cold and flu season.  And now, especially with H1N1, it's best not to take any chances.  I suggest having a member of your posse furnish a bottle of Purell to be used each time you smash some losers face in with your fist. A dime sized dollop should do it.  Simply rub your hands together as you decide which poor bastard in line will be the next to have his face made unrecognizable to even immediate family members (about 25-30 seconds).  By taking the necessary precautions your afternoon of delivering unholy beatdowns can be the fun, safe event you want it to be.

[FBWillie]

I'll bring the orange gatorade & fruit snacks.   I thought the little bitz of sour war heads mixed in with the fruit snacks were a nice touch last week - did you guys also enjoy?   Although I couldn't partake in the face crunching due to the eczema flair-up, It was nice to know that I could assist with refreshments and would love to provide assistance again this coming week.   I thought I would also make a sign that directed traffic and showed sooners where to form a line.   I really didn't expect the the tamu fans to be so un-organized, what with being in the navy and all.   There were a few complaints of cutters and some confusion where the line began and ended.   Hopefully a pictorial of some sort will remedy this.   

[feralchat]

It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.

[JTKSU]

I happen to have a picture of SD doing some light stretching between the beatings he delivered before the aTm game.  Can we expect similar pageantry this weekend, or would that be rubbing salt in their wounds?  (I also propose that SD rubs actual salt in the Sooner's actual wounds.)  

[steve dave]

It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.

If those guys were experts in martial arts and proud owners of third place trophies from the Riley County Martial Arts Fair then I guess this would be a good description. 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

It's going to be like Ponyboy, Dally, Two-bit and Johnny beating down the socs.

If those guys were experts in martial arts and proud owners of third place trophies from the Riley County Martial Arts Fair then I guess this would be a good description. 

Overflow beating update:

My nephew has chosen a spot at the interesection of W. Boyd and Campus.  He asks that Sooner fans please, please shower or clean yourselfs before you get smashed up.  Also, please pick up whatever change that gets knocked out of your pockets during your beating.  Bigshotattorneycat has advised my nephew that if he were to pick up that change, it could jeopardize his amateur status and he wants to take a shot at SD's title in the Riley County martial arts competition this spring.  The roughly 12 cents (max) that your average OU fan carries is not worth risking all the hard work (punching rice, dragging a bowling pin behind while running uphill) he has put in for this competition.

Thanks and good luck!

[steve dave]

Talked to sensei about this weekend.  He told me that violence was only a last resort measure.  So, if any of you OU f^ck heads run into my sensei at the game you tell him you came at me with a knife and I disarmed you before knocking every one of your remaining teeth out. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

[Rick Daris]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

[SoonerKS]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.

[Pete]

Quick update...

My Private Message folder (That's a "PM" to you freaking OU hayseeds) was completely filled up yesterday with OU hate mail.  If you tried to send me a PM, chances are that I did not get it.

Most of the mail was really stupid.  Stuff about how it's illegal to fight on campus, requests for "leniency", pictures of half naked Sooner dudes kissing their biceps, etc. 

But I did get a few serious questions about the fight.  Here are my answers:

Style: Anything goes, as long as you don't use weapons.  If you don't have a good ground game, the you'd better GTFOOMF, because their is a decent chance I may choke you out and kill you...not on purpose, but I sort of go into a trance when fighting and can't hear tap-outs real well.  SD and Catzacker are even better at this than me, so don't even think you can get the jump on them.

Clothing: Street clothes, please.  The Iowa State guys all showed up with singlets on.  Two, Freaking TWO, of them ended up getting boners and it was totally gross in those singlets.  If you feel like you need to take your shirt off, that's cool I guess, but don't think we are going to get scared off by your man-tits. 

Pre and Post fight protocol: We will shake your hands AFTER the fight.  If you get anywhere close to us before the fight we are going punch you in the face. Hard.  After the fight you are welcome to hang out, if you prove yourself worthy.  If you bite, scream like a girl, or generally act like a pussy, we will not hang out with you.  We have really good reputations in Norman, and we aim to keep them.

[Lynch]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.

You mean his wife and kids?

[steve dave]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

No, they don't just stick their arms down in the water and hope a fish bites it.  They know where there are "holes" like drums in the water where the large catfish like to hide out.  You rub your fingers in front of it's mouth and wait for it to open.  Then you grab it's bottom jaw.

I did it a little when I was in high school back in the 80's.  My dad did it quite a bit.  I remember one summer he pulled out almost 800 lbs of catfish that he gave away to poorer people that could use the food.

JFC.  I expect you to be first in line for your beating on saturday.

[PCR]

Better watch out, you might end up with Osage Nation showing up full of whomp-em ready to scalp pale face.    

[wiley03]

Are you going to pummel the women too?  I don't want to hear about you and gender discrimination.

[YouHaveHugeFitz22]

Fracking live for these posts.
I cant wait til hoops season when its Dear Fort Hays State Fans or Dear Arkansas-Pine Bluff (Fighting you related thread) time.

[Rick Daris]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

[SoonerKS]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   

[steve dave]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   

sounds like 100% of your source of information does this white trashy thing

[Rick Daris]

Aren't Sooner fans and knife like fish is to water??

don't know about this but i do know that most people in oklahoma go into rivers and try to catch catfish with there arms by sticking them into the river and hoping that the catfish bites down on them. i think it's kind of a hobby for all of them kind of like golf is a hobby for us. it's called noodling. the ou guy in my office told me about it and goes back to oklahoma about five times a year to do it.

It's not most people in Oklahoma, but it's true.  It's illegal here in Kansas.

no it's most. your source of information is not a good one.

OK, your "guy at the office" vs. me, a guy that grew up in Oklahoma with a father that noodled...........yeah, my source of information is bad.   

you grew up in oklahoma and both you and your dad used to noodle yet somehow i'm supposed to believe that most of you guys don't. gonna have to pull the old flag out here for this one. 


also, we have what we call "casual fridays" once a month at work. one month during the summer (july?), the ou fan in my office wore a t-shirt that said "a bad day of noodling is better than a good day at the office". gmafb i told him.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

This might be your best post this year. 

[pissclams]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

increds post.  simply increds. 

[EllToPay]

Update on the current line:



i wonder if they got the message that there are no weapons allowed.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

That picture is fake, I'm calling you out.  Not that many black ou fans.  The only black kids on campus are the athletes, and they stick out like a sore thumb.  Lots of "hey, BOY!", etc, going on in Norman.

Their fanbase is more like:

80% redneck white trash
10% indian (hatchet, not red dot)
10% other (negroes)

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Also, something to consider (PLEASE READ S.D.!!!)

They watch A LOT of Walker, Texas Ranger.  Keep that in mind.  They probably learned a few things.

[Rick Daris]

you guys aren't going to believe this but there was a substitute teacher for my second hour class today who was wearing an ou pin on his tie. nice enough guy actually. anyway, one of the math problems was talking about a car driving so many miles an hour and a train driving so many miles an hour. we were able to find out what car this guy drives and are going to go to shop quick over lunch and get some eggs and egg it and puncture all of his tires.
 



ot: would a compass (kind you use in math class) work for this or do we need a knife or something?

[pwrcat1]

That picture is fake, I'm calling you out.  Not that many black ou fans.  The only black kids on campus are the athletes, and they stick out like a sore thumb.  Lots of "hey, BOY!", etc, going on in Norman.

Their fanbase is more like:

80% redneck white trash
10% indian (hatchet, not red dot)
10% other (negroes)

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Also, something to consider (PLEASE READ S.D.!!!)

They watch A LOT of Walker, Texas Ranger.  Keep that in mind.  They probably learned a few things.

That could be true but considering that most of the world grew watching Walker I don't see this being any type of advantage for them. 

[Pete]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

[steve dave]

I just did an informal poll with all the hayseeds in my office, and they all noodle except for the guy who lost both of his hands in a noodling accident.  He has "Boomer Sooner" stickers covering his nubs.   

FWIW.

These people disgust me...

lol