What's the most bizarre thing that's happened to you?

[Lamesauce]

What is the most random/strange/weird/bizarre WTF moment that's happened to you in your life? I personally don't have too many but I'll go with this: My family and I were enjoying a nice dinner at Long John Silvers one evening. I was in grade school at the time, 3rd-5th grade range. A couple of days later I found out that I needed a hepatitis shot because one of the workers there had hepatitis and spread it all over our food. Lots of people in town needed the shots. I hate shots. HATE shots. 

I'm sure all of you have way better WTF moments. Share them below.

[Perry]

I dunno about most bizarre, but your story reminds me of a similar one. My elementary school, 4th grade IIRC, had a Burger King night where a bunch of kids were supposed to go there for supper. Few days later they announced that some dude they hired on was tested positive for Hepatitis B and everyone who ate there that night had to go get a free shot somewhere. My grandparents and I were all in the same room and got our shots in the ass.

[KITNfury]

Walking up to a party where some drunk chick was on a porch couch making out with one dude....and getting finger banged by another. People were everywhere. It was total wtf x LOL.

[The1BigWillie]

I was working at a finance company on a Friday in Emporia about 10 years ago.  Lovely fall morning.  A car pulls up and the guy gets out and goes next door to the Medicine Shoppe to get some 'scrips.  A couple minutes later a kid gets out of the passenger side.  He's just standing in between the two cars.  Kid is probably 5-7 years old.  The sun is hitting the windows just right that he can't see in any of the buildings in front of him.

The kid drops his pants between the cars, squats down, and takes a crap between the two cars.  A decent growler. Myself and the 2 other dudes in the office are gagging, rolling, bawling, laughing.  It's the funniest fracking thing we've ever seen.  The kid finishes up and jumps back in the car.  We are HOWLING.

A couple minutes later the kid's dad comes back out.  They sit in the car for about 30 seconds.  Then, the kid gets back out of the car holding a paper towel, drops his pants again, and WIPES!  He leaves the soiled paper towel on top of his poop.  Howling and crying starts up again in our office.

For the rest of the day we watched people park near the poop and step in it.  Truly one of the most entertaining days of my adult life.

[Thin Blue Line]

I was working at a finance company on a Friday in Emporia about 10 years ago.  Lovely fall morning.  A car pulls up and the guy gets out and goes next door to the Medicine Shoppe to get some 'scrips.  A couple minutes later a kid gets out of the passenger side.  He's just standing in between the two cars.  Kid is probably 5-7 years old.  The sun is hitting the windows just right that he can't see in any of the buildings in front of him.

The kid drops his pants between the cars, squats down, and takes a crap between the two cars.  A decent growler. Myself and the 2 other dudes in the office are gagging, rolling, bawling, laughing.  It's the funniest fracking thing we've ever seen.  The kid finishes up and jumps back in the car.  We are HOWLING.

A couple minutes later the kid's dad comes back out.  They sit in the car for about 30 seconds.  Then, the kid gets back out of the car holding a paper towel, drops his pants again, and WIPES!  He leaves the soiled paper towel on top of his poop.  Howling and crying starts up again in our office.

For the rest of the day we watched people park near the poop and step in it.  Truly one of the most entertaining days of my adult life.

Epic & Elite, all in one post. 

[Thin Blue Line]

                                                            

[fatty fat fat]

My family and I were enjoying a nice dinner at Long John Silvers one evening.