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Pick.  This needs to be done scientifically

QB SNEAK YOU SUNOVABITCH
3 (12.5%)
Rap during pregame
8 (33.3%)
Bill Snyder coming back
4 (16.7%)
"Will Ron ruin our uniforms next year, too?"
4 (16.7%)
Venables' "unmentionable sin"
3 (12.5%)
other
2 (8.3%)

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October 23, 2006, 03:54:08 PM
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    You can't be racist and like basketball.
Feel free to add your suggestions a la carte.

October 23, 2006, 03:57:46 PM
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Why can't I vote more than once?
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October 23, 2006, 03:59:47 PM
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Venables' "unmentionable sin"

I like this one.


Except when everyone acts like they know what it is but will never say in fear that Brent will figure out they spilled the beans on a random bbs.  :rolleyes:
I don't think anyone knows...everyone's heard rumors and no one's sure if they're true.

I've heard:

Cocaine
Two Illegitimate children and he is behind on child support.
He will get charged with sexual assault/rape if he returns
Letting Snyder down
Aggieville altercation/nonsense

October 23, 2006, 04:00:08 PM
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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

October 23, 2006, 04:00:22 PM
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Why can't I vote more than once?

You have to pick the dumbest.

October 23, 2006, 04:00:46 PM
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Venables' "unmentionable sin"

I like this one.


Except when everyone acts like they know what it is but will never say in fear that Brent will figure out they spilled the beans on a random bbs.  :rolleyes:
I don't think anyone knows...everyone's heard rumors and no one's sure if they're true.

I've heard:

Cocaine
Two Illegitimate children and he is behind on child support.
He will get charged with sexual assault/rape if he returns
Letting Snyder down
Aggieville altercation/nonsense

I'd give 50 bucks to know.

No more though.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

October 23, 2006, 04:05:55 PM
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*Other - The latest and greatest Prince-isms


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 23, 2006, 04:06:40 PM
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That's one of my favorite topics, dammit.

October 23, 2006, 04:10:19 PM
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Venables' "unmentionable sin"

I like this one.


Except when everyone acts like they know what it is but will never say in fear that Brent will figure out they spilled the beans on a random bbs.  :rolleyes:
I don't think anyone knows...everyone's heard rumors and no one's sure if they're true.

I've heard:

Cocaine
Two Illegitimate children and he is behind on child support.
He will get charged with sexual assault/rape if he returns
Letting Snyder down
Aggieville altercation/nonsense

I would really like to know.  It is apparently so horrendous that Bob kept him on staff.  

October 23, 2006, 04:11:59 PM
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The sexual assault thing came from someone who used to work with Matt Walters at KMAN. 

The cocaine thing came from an ex player.

The rest are internet chatter.

FWIW.

October 23, 2006, 04:12:29 PM
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What about "WE WOULD BE UNDEFEATED IF WE USED THE SHOTGUN!" ?

October 23, 2006, 04:14:05 PM
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What about "WE WOULD BE UNDEFEATED IF WE USED THE SHOTGUN!" ?

I thought about including that, along with "WE NEED THE QB RUN GAME TO BE SUCCESSFUL" or "I MISS THE OPTION", but figured I'd limit it to the dumbest jr. offensive coordinator topic.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2006, 04:20:55 PM by Rusty »

October 23, 2006, 04:16:42 PM
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* K-State fans suck/you're not a true K-State fan because:
-  They don't come to games and there are empty seats.
-  They don't come to games and sell their tickets.
-  They support Ron Prince/Tim Weiser.
-  They criticize Ron Prince/Tim Weiser.
-  They panic too early.
-  They're too blind to realize we're going down the crapper.
-  They care about hot dogs.
-  They don't care about hot dogs.

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October 23, 2006, 04:51:33 PM
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pre game rap is easy #1...the rest at least have to do w/ football. 

Rusty, can I nominate my dumbass posts over the past couple years about the future of our OL?

October 23, 2006, 04:53:04 PM
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pre game rap is easy #1...the rest at least have to do w/ football. 

Rusty, can I nominate my dumbass posts over the past couple years about the future of our OL?

LOL...that would work.

Your playing days at Tulsa would be near the top of ku football topics.

October 23, 2006, 04:54:32 PM
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That's one of my favorite topics, dammit.
I'm sick of them and want him to just start coaching more and inventing new D1 football catch phrases less.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 23, 2006, 06:42:41 PM
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we're sucking this season, but i'm more confident with prince now than before

October 23, 2006, 07:23:41 PM
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You could throw use of the F-Bomb in there

October 23, 2006, 07:28:44 PM
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That's one of my favorite topics, dammit.
I'm sick of them and want him to just start coaching more and inventing new D1 football catch phrases less.

My favorite since MU came when he was addressing going on 4th and goal.  He said that we need to be able to run the ball in the red zone if we are going to compete for championships.  Compete for championships?  Are you f-ing kidding?  Our conference record is 1-3!  WTF are you talking about?

October 23, 2006, 07:37:15 PM
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October 23, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
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Location and distribution of KATPAKS.

October 23, 2006, 07:50:47 PM
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That's one of my favorite topics, dammit.
I'm sick of them and want him to just start coaching more and inventing new D1 football catch phrases less.

My favorite since MU came when he was addressing going on 4th and goal.  He said that we need to be able to run the ball in the red zone if we are going to compete for championships.  Compete for championships?  Are you f-ing kidding?  Our conference record is 1-3!  WTF are you talking about?


Uhhh.... K-State wasn't 1-3 when they lined-up for the play -- they were up 7-3 in the second quarter against a North team.  Thus, the North Championship is still a possibility at that time.

Just remember, nobody sets K-State Football's agenda...

October 23, 2006, 07:52:08 PM
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Location and distribution of KATPAKS.

OMG, threads about KATPAK locations and distribution channels are my favorite threads on thar intraweb.

 :katpak: :ksu: :katpak: :ksu: :adored:


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October 23, 2006, 07:56:23 PM
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I'll add an "other" to the list...

Dissing all of Princes recruits just because they're Princes recruits.  These kids are barely seniors in high school.  They're a good three/four years from seeing any playing time (for the most part).  Cut the recruiting class a break until they actually start wearing purple practice jerseys!

If these were Snyder recruits, everyone would be talking about Rock Cartwright, Jon McGraw, K-Loc and all of the other ones Snyder found that nobody else wanted. :katpak:

October 23, 2006, 08:10:43 PM
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You could throw use of the F-Bomb in there

if the mods ran bsfs the entire student section would have been banned.

October 23, 2006, 09:37:54 PM
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the North Championship is still a possibility at that time.

No, it wasn't.  Not with our offense.  Besides, his comment wasn't about what he was thinking when we were up 7-3.  It was simply what thought about the play after the game.  He looks foolish talking about championships with a 1-3 conference record.

October 23, 2006, 09:46:28 PM
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i want a coach that is completely honest, and tells it like it is.

i want to hear about how we're playing to stay out of the f'ing cellar.  i want to hear that we've tried every possible combination of offensive linemen, and they all suck.  i want to hear that our qb is on track to have the most absurd td-int ratio in the history of college football.

most of all i want to hear that allan evridge is a prissy little bitch that couldn't handle the prospect of being a backup.

to the guy setting the record for the worst td-int ration in the history of college football.