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Author Topic: Since everyone in the North is playing "what ifs"  (Read 3379 times)

October 24, 2009, 06:53:02 AM
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It would pretty much show what kind of fruit pie wet wipes populate this board.  Two weeks everyone was on here setting fire to their pubic hair and crying about how "We suck!  We suck!  Old Balls was a mistake!  If only we'd gotten Patterson or a real coach!"  Then, if the above senario happend, you'd be all:  "We're the greatest!  Snyder [I notice 'Old Balls" has become scarce in this board] is Jesus!"

You guys are worse than chicks.  "Come here!  Get away!  Come here!  Get away!"

And you make fun of our fans.  At least when we bail we go all the way.  We don't bail with one foot in the door and then go around pretending we were "right behind this team all along" like you chumps.

Oh, and don't count on the above scenario.  KSU loses to CU.  ku beats OU.  Order is restored.


1.  The 'Cats have not given us reason to NOT prepare for this outcome.
2.  I don't know what type of "order" is being referred to here.  Perhaps you live in some bizarre, alternative universe where teams with a .300 and some change conference record belong at the top of the conference, and teams with .600+ conference records belong at the bottom. 
3.  Your reference to "fruit pie wet wipes" is entirely misplaced.   Every true Kansan recognizes that reference to residents of Lawrence and fans of ku.

October 24, 2009, 07:09:08 AM
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I like the scenario but I don't see Iowa State breaking it's long losing streak in Lincoln this weekend.

Thoughts become things Haver,   You have to KNOW ISU is going to win.   The universe is listening - are you asking for your dreams to be reality?

What if a Nubflake is asking the universe for a Nubb win? How does the universe decide?

The universe is very mysterious.   Maybe it has a magic 8 ball.
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October 24, 2009, 02:51:06 PM
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October 24, 2009, 03:11:55 PM
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.

And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.

The standings would look like this:

1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3

At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.

This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..


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October 24, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
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I think someone needs to explain to the uk fan (and Nubb fans in general) what "order restored" actually means.  Seems like the seem to be using it incorrectly a lot lately.

October 24, 2009, 09:17:01 PM
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Nomination for thread of the week/month/year. 


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October 24, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
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Vanro...

You're not gonna believe this..

I saw a havelina with wings fly by my window.

No crap...

October 24, 2009, 09:28:26 PM
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Vanro...

You're not gonna believe this..

I saw a havelina with wings fly by my window.

No crap...


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October 24, 2009, 09:28:48 PM
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...

is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!!  :lol: :lol:


bump.

told ya. NU just plain sux.
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October 24, 2009, 09:35:41 PM
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...

is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!!  :lol: :lol:


bump.

told ya. NU just plain sux.

Not so fast, they held ISU to 9 pts.  The Black Shirts be back!!1!1!!

October 24, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?

and Nub loses to OU?

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October 24, 2009, 09:40:13 PM
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?

and Nub loses to OU?

  :ohno:

Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?

October 24, 2009, 09:54:31 PM
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    Now that's how you get out a f***ing blood stain.
what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?

and Nub loses to OU?

  :ohno:

Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?

that game would be insignificant in this scenario
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October 24, 2009, 09:56:41 PM
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what if every North team won their remaining home games against their fellow Northerners?

and Nub loses to OU?

  :ohno:

Who do you consider the Home team in the ku-MU Battle Royale?

that game would be insignificant in this scenario

Can you imagine how emty arrowhead would be in that scenario? if the weather is bad, they may have less than 30K.

October 24, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
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Bump...this thread really just needs to be pinned at the top.  Definately has my vote for thread of the month/year literally laughed out loud and got a funny look from the wife because of Steve Dave's remark.  Purple Photoshopper =  :tongue: right now

October 24, 2009, 10:11:42 PM
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What if we win in Lincoln?

Would it really be an upset?
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October 24, 2009, 10:18:16 PM
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...

is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!!  :lol: :lol:


bump.

told ya. NU just plain sux.

Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!
I'm with Coco!!


October 24, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
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You boys are smoking a little too much crack this week...

is it that far fetched to predict that Nebraska just might lay an egg vs. a dangerous Iowa State team? Oh how I hope this happens.!!!  :lol: :lol:


bump.

told ya. NU just plain sux.

Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!

holy frank. i knew there were questions of them playing or not, but i just figured iowa state won with their starters. Ha i love when K-State wins and ku, and Nebraska lose.

October 24, 2009, 11:29:41 PM
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?

October 25, 2009, 12:03:56 AM
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?


We'd get blown up by UT and go home for the winter with a satisfying 6-7 record.

October 25, 2009, 12:10:40 AM
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.

And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.

The standings would look like this:

1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3

At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.

This is funny. Counting them chickens a little soon aren't you..

:fiesta: :lol: :nahnah: :users:

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October 25, 2009, 02:34:55 AM
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So, will we still be underdogs Nov. 7 when the  :ku: come limping into town with a 1-3 conference record? Ya Think?

October 25, 2009, 03:00:25 AM
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October 25, 2009, 03:04:34 AM
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So, will we still be underdogs Nov. 7 when the  :ku: come limping into town with a 1-3 conference record? Ya Think?

If OU takes us behind the woodshed, Ol Yeller style, yes.

October 25, 2009, 08:28:09 AM
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?


I was just thinking through this.  Could win division and not qualify for a bowl.

IF we qualify for a bowl game, then by extension we will have won the north?  No scenario that we could get bowl eligible and not also win the division, right?

October 25, 2009, 08:35:52 AM
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what if we go 6-6 (4-4) and win the north. do we get a bowl game? or what would happen?


I was just thinking through this.  Could win division and not qualify for a bowl.

IF we qualify for a bowl game, then by extension we will have won the north?  No scenario that we could get bowl eligible and not also win the division, right?

We could win it at 4-4
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October 25, 2009, 09:48:24 PM
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I thought about that earlier and I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibilities. All that needs to happen is Texas and Oklahoma beats MU and ku which is what should happen. Then Iowa St. needs to beat an offensively challenged NU team that might have a first time starter at QB. Iowa St. is riding high after smoking Baylor(see fatty's chills thread) and they are no push over this year. The odds are against them but I wouldn't be completely shocked because NU just can't score.

And obviously, KSU needs to beat Colorado which they are favored to do at home.

The standings would look like this:

1. Kansas State 3-1
2. Iowa State 2-2
3. Colorado 1-2
4. Nebraska 1-2
5. Kansas 1-2
6. Missouri 0-3

At that point, with the tiebreaker held over ISU, the North would truly be KSU's to lose.
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October 25, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
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October 25, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
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Yep, they lost to a Redshirt Freshmen QB in his first collegiate start. They lost to a team where their starting QB and nationally recognized RB were sitting on the bench. They lost to a team they havn't lost to at home since 1977. Yikes, Nebraska is down and I love it!

wut?

October 26, 2009, 06:05:56 AM
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