Any of you numbnuts ever think of buying a half-pint of something that goes good with Coke, like bourbon, sticking it in your sock, and spiking your soda during the game? Geez, it ain't rocket science. We did it all the time during the Terry Allen years. Come to think of it, my father and grandfather did it too when they were in college going to football games. In fact, you'd be amazed where you can take a half-pint of booze--the movies, mass, AA meetings, poly sci class ... all sorts of places liquor isn't allowed.
Here's the part where the little light bulb goes off above your head, you slap your forehead and say, "Wow, I never thought of that!" and then you write a response to this post saying: "DUUUUUUUUHHHHH! WE WURE DOIN THAT YEARS AGO! ONLY LOSERS DRINK BURBUN! BEERBEERBEERBEERBEER!"
