Interesting conversation that 'Clams and I stumbled upon Friday

[Pete]

So, I was enjoying an after-work beer with 'Clams on Friday at local tavern.  A gentlemen, known by 'Clams, but necessarily a friend of 'clams shared with us his vision for a solution to the Arab/Israeli conflict problem.

His idea was to move Israel, I'm talking about the entire thing, to Kansas.  Just map out a section of land roughly the same size.  And, get this, put it on the Northwest side of Tuttle Creek reservoir.  It would become part of Greater Manhattan.  From the banks of the Jordon to the Banks of Tuttle Creek.

It was brilliant.  Jews in Manhattan, NY and Manhattan, KS.  Both serviced by major airline direct flights.  Both with elite NYC type basketball.  Both with famous delicatessens, art gallery's, etc.  The Israeli army could train with the Big Red 1.

Meanwhile, just think of the boost to KSU.  Once we build out our own Law-school and Med-school we'd be unstoppable.  Additionally, it would be NO problem for us to expand on our world famous Animal Science, Food Science, and Bakery Science curriculum to include Kosher preparation requirements.

:jewishksusmiley:

[sys]

would be huge for ksu/manhattan.

[jmlynch1]

Bagels are good. So...why not?

[Pike]

So, I was enjoying an after-work beer with 'Clams on Friday at local tavern.  A gentlemen, known by 'Clams, but necessarily a friend of 'clams shared with us his vision for a solution to the Arab/Israeli conflict problem.

His idea was to move Israel, I'm talking about the entire thing, to Kansas.  Just map out a section of land roughly the same size.  And, get this, put it on the Northwest side of Tuttle Creek reservoir.  It would become part of Greater Manhattan.  From the banks of the Jordon to the Banks of Tuttle Creek.

It was brilliant.  Jews in Manhattan, NY and Manhattan, KS.  Both serviced by major airline direct flights.  Both with elite NYC type basketball.  Both with famous delicatessens, art gallery's, etc.  The Israeli army could train with the Big Red 1.

Meanwhile, just think of the boost to KSU.  Once we build out our own Law-school and Med-school we'd be unstoppable.  Additionally, it would be NO problem for us to expand on our world famous Animal Science, Food Science, and Bakery Science curriculum to include Kosher preparation requirements.

:jewishksusmiley:

 

[pissclams]

my only concern was maintaining an emaw presence in all decisions related to the flint hills.

[The1BigWillie]

Waiting for Fatty's opinion on this.   

[RonLongshaft]

So, I was enjoying an after-work beer with 'Clams on Friday at local tavern.  A gentlemen, known by 'Clams, but necessarily a friend of 'clams shared with us his vision for a solution to the Arab/Israeli conflict problem.

His idea was to move Israel, I'm talking about the entire thing, to Kansas.  Just map out a section of land roughly the same size.  And, get this, put it on the Northwest side of Tuttle Creek reservoir.  It would become part of Greater Manhattan.  From the banks of the Jordon to the Banks of Tuttle Creek.

It was brilliant.  Jews in Manhattan, NY and Manhattan, KS.  Both serviced by major airline direct flights.  Both with elite NYC type basketball.  Both with famous delicatessens, art gallery's, etc.  The Israeli army could train with the Big Red 1.

Meanwhile, just think of the boost to KSU.  Once we build out our own Law-school and Med-school we'd be unstoppable.  Additionally, it would be NO problem for us to expand on our world famous Animal Science, Food Science, and Bakery Science curriculum to include Kosher preparation requirements.

:jewishksusmiley:

[hemmy]

Waiting for Fatty's opinion on this.   

keep his relatives away