Whiskey Drinkers, I need your help

[mjrod]

He's also underage.

Thanks fellas for contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

You have no proof if I'm underage or not Mj.  Nice try though.

Yes I do.  I know your mom and your science teacher.  Should I get them on the phone for ya?
First of all, yes, damn right i'm an underage drinker but i'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal.  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that i'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.

First of all, yes, damn right I'm an underage drinker but I'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal(of course it is illegal but I don't give a frack I'm an adult and I feel the USA is Fascist about the law being 21).  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that I'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.  In High-School you were probably some nerd that called the cops on dudes and chicks that wanted to have some fun partying.

LOL, nice meltdown.

I didn't say it was science teacher from this year, but go ahead and just thrust your sunken chest out, junior.  You might be 18, but you're still a little punk.

And you have no idea what I did in high school but lets just say that I probably was more popular in my class than you'll ever be in yours.

[hemmy]

 

[wes mantooth]

He's also underage.

Thanks fellas for contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

You have no proof if I'm underage or not Mj.  Nice try though.

Yes I do.  I know your mom and your science teacher.  Should I get them on the phone for ya?
First of all, yes, damn right i'm an underage drinker but i'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal.  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that i'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.

First of all, yes, damn right I'm an underage drinker but I'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal(of course it is illegal but I don't give a frack I'm an adult and I feel the USA is Fascist about the law being 21).  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that I'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.  In High-School you were probably some nerd that called the cops on dudes and chicks that wanted to have some fun partying.

LOL, nice meltdown.

I didn't say it was science teacher from this year, but go ahead and just thrust your sunken chest out, junior.  You might be 18, but you're still a little punk.

And you have no idea what I did in high school but lets just say that I probably was more popular in my class than you'll ever be in yours.

Teeniebopper really getting under mj's skin on this one.  "I WAS COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL DAMMIT!" 

[mjrod]

He's also underage.

Thanks fellas for contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

You have no proof if I'm underage or not Mj.  Nice try though.

Yes I do.  I know your mom and your science teacher.  Should I get them on the phone for ya?
First of all, yes, damn right i'm an underage drinker but i'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal.  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that i'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.

First of all, yes, damn right I'm an underage drinker but I'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal(of course it is illegal but I don't give a frack I'm an adult and I feel the USA is Fascist about the law being 21).  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that I'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.  In High-School you were probably some nerd that called the cops on dudes and chicks that wanted to have some fun partying.

LOL, nice meltdown.

I didn't say it was science teacher from this year, but go ahead and just thrust your sunken chest out, junior.  You might be 18, but you're still a little punk.

And you have no idea what I did in high school but lets just say that I probably was more popular in my class than you'll ever be in yours.

Teeniebopper really getting under mj's skin on this one.  "I WAS COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL DAMMIT!" 

Yes I was.. and you never have or never will be.  Sorry there.. loser.

[royalswild]

He's also underage.

Thanks fellas for contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

You have no proof if I'm underage or not Mj.  Nice try though.

Yes I do.  I know your mom and your science teacher.  Should I get them on the phone for ya?
First of all, yes, damn right i'm an underage drinker but i'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal.  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that i'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.

First of all, yes, damn right I'm an underage drinker but I'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal(of course it is illegal but I don't give a frack I'm an adult and I feel the USA is Fascist about the law being 21).  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that I'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.  In High-School you were probably some nerd that called the cops on dudes and chicks that wanted to have some fun partying.

LOL, nice meltdown.

I didn't say it was science teacher from this year, but go ahead and just thrust your sunken chest out, junior.  You might be 18, but you're still a little punk.

And you have no idea what I did in high school but lets just say that I probably was more popular in my class than you'll ever be in yours.

Teeniebopper really getting under mj's skin on this one.  "I WAS COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL DAMMIT!" 

Yes I was.. and you never have or never will be.  Sorry there.. loser.

Bet you feel cool don't you?

[kstate16]

this thread is awesome.

Kentucky Deluxe. Learn it, live it, love it.

[JTKSU]

this thread is awesome.

Kentucky Deluxe Gentleman. Learn it, live it, love it.

FYP.

 It ain't great, but it's decent enough that you won't really be able to tell much difference between it and Jack by the 2nd drink.  Oh, and it's cheap as a mother&@#%er, too. 

[Bookcat]

The bartenderette at Power and Light working the front bar at Angels and Demons didn't know how to pour two fingers of scotch.


She asked "how many drinks is that".

*sigh

[wes mantooth]

He's also underage.

Thanks fellas for contributing to the deliquency of a minor.

You have no proof if I'm underage or not Mj.  Nice try though.

Yes I do.  I know your mom and your science teacher.  Should I get them on the phone for ya?
First of all, yes, damn right i'm an underage drinker but i'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal.  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that i'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.

First of all, yes, damn right I'm an underage drinker but I'm 18 and I believe in my own head it's not illegal(of course it is illegal but I don't give a frack I'm an adult and I feel the USA is Fascist about the law being 21).  Second of all, go ahead and tell my mom and dad that I'm drinking considering they don't give a crap what I do with my life.  Last of all, I don't take Science this year.  Good try MJ.  In High-School you were probably some nerd that called the cops on dudes and chicks that wanted to have some fun partying.

LOL, nice meltdown.

I didn't say it was science teacher from this year, but go ahead and just thrust your sunken chest out, junior.  You might be 18, but you're still a little punk.

And you have no idea what I did in high school but lets just say that I probably was more popular in my class than you'll ever be in yours.

Teeniebopper really getting under mj's skin on this one.  "I WAS COOL IN HIGH SCHOOL DAMMIT!" 

Yes I was.. and you never have or never will be.  Sorry there.. loser.

I bet you were....I bet you were.   

[JTKSU]

The bartenderette at Power and Light working the front bar at Angels and Demons didn't know how to pour two fingers of scotch.


She asked "how many drinks is that".

*sigh

Not gonna lie, dudes that order two fingers are either douche bags or very old.  Or both.

[pwrcat1]

this thread is awesome.

Kentucky Deluxe Gentleman. Learn it, live it, love it.

FYP.

 It ain't great, but it's decent enough that you won't really be able to tell much difference between it and Jack by the 2nd drink.  Oh, and it's cheap as a motherfracker, too. 

Sh*t comes in a plastic bottle.  I hate whiskey to begin w/ but when I do buy some it's usually Bulleit. 

[ksuno1stunner]

i have no doubt mjrod was the absolute sh*t in high school.  i've seen a pic of him.  u can tell the best years of someone's life by their haircut.

[Bookcat]

The bartenderette at Power and Light working the front bar at Angels and Demons didn't know how to pour two fingers of scotch.


She asked "how many drinks is that".

*sigh

Not gonna lie, dudes that order two fingers are either douche bags or very old.  Or both.

or scotch drinkers...but yeah. spot on   

tired of all this frat boy rookie bullcrap

[JTKSU]

The bartenderette at Power and Light working the front bar at Angels and Demons didn't know how to pour two fingers of scotch.


She asked "how many drinks is that".

*sigh

Not gonna lie, dudes that order two fingers are either douche bags or very old.  Or both.

or scotch drinkers...but yeah. spot on   

tired of all this frat boy rookie bullcrap

I drink scotch, yet I order it in the same manner that I would order any other drink.  Asking for two fingers seems awfully pretentious to me.  Did you also play some Michael Buble on the jukebox?

[jeffy]

[royalswild]

Wow, bringing up a picture of me from like 3 years ago, I bet you feel special Jeffy.

[pissclams]

The bartenderette at Power and Light working the front bar at Angels and Demons didn't know how to pour two fingers of scotch.


She asked "how many drinks is that".

*sigh

Not gonna lie, dudes that order two fingers are either douche bags or very old.  Or both.

or scotch drinkers...but yeah. spot on   

tired of all this frat boy rookie bullcrap

I drink scotch, yet I order it in the same manner that I would order any other drink.  Asking for two fingers seems awfully pretentious to me.  Did you also play some Michael Buble on the jukebox?

JT is spot on.  Bookcat made several key mistakes-
a) went to P&L
b) went to P&L and ordered scotch
c) went to P&L and ordered two fingers of scotch
d) went to P&L and ordered two fingers of scotch and assumed the bartender would know what scotch is
e) went to P&L and ordered two fingers of scotch and assumed the bartender would know what two fingers of scotch is
f) went to P&L

[jeffy]

Wow, bringing up a picture of me from like 3 years ago, I bet you feel special Jeffy.

You're almost as sexy as Frank Martin.