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September 30, 2009, 03:05:35 PM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.
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September 30, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.
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September 30, 2009, 09:31:03 PM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.

Question...when you are fighting what percentage of the time do you keep your hands up real high like Poco, and what percentage of the time do you bounce them on the floor like the monkey style dude?  Seems like a really sweet combination, but hard to pull off.



September 30, 2009, 10:13:58 PM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.

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September 30, 2009, 11:00:41 PM
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I think the real question is, are you going to take your shirt off before you fight them?

September 30, 2009, 11:29:34 PM
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I think the real question is, are you going to take your shirt off before you fight them?

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October 01, 2009, 01:18:59 AM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.



October 01, 2009, 06:55:59 AM
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I think the real question is, are you going to take your shirt off before you fight them?



That guy got knocked the &@#% out.

October 01, 2009, 06:56:22 AM
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October 01, 2009, 07:26:40 AM
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Don't know what happened to my last thread on the topic but one needs to be present here at all times.  First things first, if you want to fight me you best know this:

- I can lift like 100 pounds right over my head without really shaking or struggling with it.
- I once got stung by two wasps AT THE SAME TIME and didn't cry or anything.
- I can climb the rope in gym class all the way to the ceiling and it is about 100 feet up there iirc.
- I got all the way through Bear Scouts and half way through Webelos.
- When I was in 4th grade I broke Jim Struzik's glasses while playing slaughter during halftime of the high school football game.  I won't be afraid to do the same to any of you corn fans that want to try me. 
- My fighting style is like a cross between Paco and the monkey guy from the movie Bloodsport.  As you know, both were vicious competitors. 

So, if any of you NU fans have the guts just let me know.  I can meet for fighting anytime from 3:45 to around dinner time on school days.

Question...when you are fighting what percentage of the time do you keep your hands up real high like Poco, and what percentage of the time do you bounce them on the floor like the monkey style dude?  Seems like a really sweet combination, but hard to pull off.




about 50/50.  The key is getting in a couple good "shots" (fighting term) on the way up/down from each style. 
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October 01, 2009, 07:38:48 AM
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October 01, 2009, 07:57:47 AM
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sd must have been on a bender with royalswild when he got the Flying Cow tattoo on his right arm.  reminds me of a friend who got a "PATROT" tattoo after 9/11. 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 01, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
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sd must have been on a bender with royalswild when he got the Flying Cow tattoo on his right arm.  reminds me of a friend who got a "PATROT" tattoo after 9/11. 

Mine is also 9/11 themed
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October 01, 2009, 08:32:51 AM
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October 01, 2009, 08:34:11 AM
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sd must have been on a bender with royalswild when he got the Flying Cow tattoo on his right arm.  reminds me of a friend who got a "PATROT" tattoo after 9/11. 

Mine is also 9/11 themed

Did the terra-ists fly some planes into a barn somewhere we didn't hear about??


October 01, 2009, 08:44:01 AM
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old thread here:  http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=41147.0

Someone ban this sd kid for double posting

Ban SD ?

LOL.  He's an Admin.  At least I think he is...

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October 01, 2009, 10:02:03 AM
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October 01, 2009, 10:25:49 AM
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SD, would you fight these guys?  :ohno:




You think I'm scared of them just because they're black?  :ridinghorse:
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October 01, 2009, 05:58:38 PM
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I'll be in Omaha over Christmas. Want to have a snowball fight at the Burger King parking lot at 114th and Dodge?

October 02, 2009, 08:06:20 AM
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I'll be in Omaha over Christmas. Want to have a snowball fight at the Burger King parking lot at 114th and Dodge?

Sorry, I'll be in KS over Christmas.  I'll throw a half empty fountain drink at your car as we pass on the interstate though.
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October 02, 2009, 08:20:46 AM
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I'll be in Omaha over Christmas. Want to have a snowball fight at the Burger King parking lot at 114th and Dodge?

Sorry, I'll be in KS over Christmas.  I'll throw a half empty fountain drink at your car as we pass on the interstate though.

Careful !   Vanny will throw an empty bottle of Old Crow at your car. 

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November 16, 2009, 03:06:41 PM
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Does the new fighting thread supercede this one?

And, shouldn't they know about your past feats of strength and valor prior to lining up?

November 16, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
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And, shouldn't they know about your past feats of strength and valor prior to lining up?


Husker fans are not particularily bright and all the gas huffing kills their memory.

November 16, 2009, 03:22:21 PM
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I think the real question is, are you going to take your shirt off before you fight them?



That guy got knocked the frack out.

fake.   notice he puts his hand in front of his face just before the guy stands up, and the chick in the background with a video camera.

November 16, 2009, 03:24:40 PM
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SD, would you fight these guys?  :ohno:




Looks like somebody crapped out 3 'Husker fans.
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Well, if they are full of it they might as well be made of it.
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November 16, 2009, 04:16:47 PM
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November 16, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
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November 16, 2009, 08:51:00 PM
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Only halfway through weeblos? You should work on suppressing your gag mechanism.
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Only halfway through weeblos? You should work on your gag mechanism.
There is no way, anyone could read this in a way that reflects well on you.

November 16, 2009, 09:49:04 PM
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Didn't read this thread.

I would destroy steve dave.