Dumb bitch.

[Dirty Sanchez]

So jeffy and I were waiting for the 'Ville shuttle bus after the game Saturday.  The bus is almost to the corner at the south end of Jardine on Hillcrest, maybe 75' from the intersection. There is pretty much room for one vehicle (the bus) while cars are parked on both sides.  Two girls pull a car around the corner and sits at a stalemate with the bus.  They honk the horn several times, expecting the bus to somehow just be able to slide sideways, or back through the three cars behind it. 

Everybody is yelling at the girls to just back up.  There are no cars behind them, and they'd only have to back up about 2 car lengths to get to an area where they could let the bus through.  But no, what did they do? They sit there at a stalemate for at least 2 minutes.  Finally the bus is able to turn just enough to let the car squeeze into a driveway opening.

The crowd was almost ready to pick the car up and flip it over in the yard.  I can't believe those bitches were such selfish trash that they couldn't back their car up a mere 50'. 

 

[cyclist]

So jeffy and I were waiting for the 'Ville shuttle bus after the game Saturday.  The bus is almost to the corner at the south end of Jardine on Hillcrest, maybe 75' from the intersection. There is pretty much room for one vehicle (the bus) while cars are parked on both sides.  Two girls pull a car around the corner and sits at a stalemate with the bus.  They honk the horn several times, expecting the bus to somehow just be able to slide sideways, or back through the three cars behind it. 

Everybody is yelling at the girls to just back up.  There are no cars behind them, and they'd only have to back up about 2 car lengths to get to an area where they could let the bus through.  But no, what did they do? They sit there at a stalemate for at least 2 minutes.  Finally the bus is able to turn just enough to let the car squeeze into a driveway opening.

The crowd was almost ready to pick the car up and flip it over in the yard.  I can't believe those bitches were such selfish trash that they couldn't back their car up a mere 50'. 

 

Probably JCB's  (Johnson County Bitches)...

[jthutch]

Women drivers!  Probably couldn't back a car up that far with out hitting something or someone.

[Perry]

Working the other day, we had to go out to the lot to gather carts. It's about 12:30 at night in the Wally World parking lot, and I'm gathering this cluster of stray carts between parking spaces into a line to push them in. A car coming down the lane decides to park in the space to my right, then a second car in the space to my left. Practically the whole parking lot was empty, save for a few dozen cars scattered around that almost all belonged to employees, and these two have to box me in while I have a line of carts that is now essentially sandwiched between their cars. Out steps two chicks, both ridiculously hot, but clearly huge bitches and their hotness doesn't subside my anger. They didn't look at me at all, leaving my glare unnoticed. There were several other people in the lot, so I decided I'd be satisfied with bitching about them to my buddy. Some people never cease to amaze me.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Working the other day, we had to go out to the lot to gather carts. It's about 12:30 at night in the Wally World parking lot, and I'm gathering this cluster of stray carts between parking spaces into a line to push them in. A car coming down the lane decides to park in the space to my right, then a second car in the space to my left. Practically the whole parking lot was empty, save for a few dozen cars scattered around that almost all belonged to employees, and these two have to box me in while I have a line of carts that is now essentially sandwiched between their cars. Out steps two chicks, both ridiculously hot, but clearly huge bitches and their hotness doesn't subside my anger. They didn't look at me at all, leaving my glare unnoticed. There were several other people in the lot, so I decided I'd be satisfied with bitching about them to my buddy. Some people never cease to amaze me.

Shoulda asked them to show you their tits.

[WillieWannabe]

I was driving down that same street when tons of people  were walking. Everything was fine, i was going slow enough to not harm anyone. eveyone was slowing moving over. Then some douche had to smart off  "Yeah, you keep driving, asshole" or something like that. F*cking some people i want to run over.

[Ameroogie]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

Working the other day, we had to go out to the lot to gather carts. It's about 12:30 at night in the Wally World parking lot, and I'm gathering this cluster of stray carts between parking spaces into a line to push them in. A car coming down the lane decides to park in the space to my right, then a second car in the space to my left. Practically the whole parking lot was empty, save for a few dozen cars scattered around that almost all belonged to employees, and these two have to box me in while I have a line of carts that is now essentially sandwiched between their cars. Out steps two chicks, both ridiculously hot, but clearly huge bitches and their hotness doesn't subside my anger. They didn't look at me at all, leaving my glare unnoticed. There were several other people in the lot, so I decided I'd be satisfied with bitching about them to my buddy. Some people never cease to amaze me.

[pwrcat1]

Nothing compared to Missouri drivers. 

[Perry]

Nothing compared to Missouri drivers. 

My incident occurred in Moo, so there's that.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I was driving down that same street when tons of people  were walking. Everything was fine, i was going slow enough to not harm anyone. eveyone was slowing moving over. Then some douche had to smart off  "Yeah, you keep driving, asshole" or something like that. F*cking some people i want to run over.

Yeah, that's really dumb considering there's sidewalks on both sides.

[jthutch]

I was driving down that same street when tons of people  were walking. Everything was fine, i was going slow enough to not harm anyone. eveyone was slowing moving over. Then some douche had to smart off  "Yeah, you keep driving, asshole" or something like that. F*cking some people i want to run over.

That is when you swerve and hammer the gas right at the douche who yelled.  Then drive off as he lays there bleeding and yell "yeah just keep talking a-hole"

[MOKSUAZ]

Nothing compared to Missouri drivers. 

My incident occurred in Moo, so there's that.

you two have never left the state of KS have you?  dear lord KS folks can't drive for sh*t.

[pwrcat1]

Nothing compared to Missouri drivers. 

My incident occurred in Moo, so there's that.

you two have never left the state of KS have you?  dear lord KS folks can't drive for sh*t.

I live in Missouri.

[WillieWannabe]

I was driving down that same street when tons of people  were walking. Everything was fine, i was going slow enough to not harm anyone. eveyone was slowing moving over. Then some douche had to smart off  "Yeah, you keep driving, asshole" or something like that. F*cking some people i want to run over.

That is when you swerve and hammer the gas right at the douche who yelled.  Then drive off as he lays there bleeding and yell "yeah just keep talking a-hole"

Would it be worth the damage to the car?? yeah, probably.