Prayer requests....

[The1BigWillie]

... There is a new girl at work with great fake boobs.  She's married but I really want to bang her anyway.  Please pray that the lord makes this happen. 

Thanks.

[Pett]

  to you.

[ECN]

[krazykat]

prayer sent.

[pwrcatjd49]

[mjrod]

... There is a new girl at work with great fake boobs.  She's married but I really want to bang her anyway.  Please pray that the lord makes this happen. 

Thanks.

Maybe this is a job for Satan...

[cireksu]

sell your soul.

[Pete]

Done.

I also killed a fatted calf, so you are set.  Better pick up some rubbers on your way in tomorrow.

[PCR]

Thanks, we'll be sure and mention this in our petition prayer in mass this week..

[powercatmiller]

 

[Thin Blue Line]

+1

[powercatmiller]

At least a facebook link

[EllToPay]

 

then,

   <--me watching   

[FBWillie]

FACT: Girls w/ fake boobs like to show them off.  Just ask.  If you're good looking, she'll def oblige; nice smelling would help. Are you good looking?

From what I hear, SD could pull it off.

Good luck.

[85catbacker]

... There is a new girl at work with great fake boobs.  She's married but I really want to bang her anyway.  Please pray that the lord makes this happen. 

Thanks.

Does she work in an area where we can stop by to check them out in person?   

[Perry]

Might as well include me in on the same note. Cute new girl @ wally world who I work with a few times a week, probably within a year or so of me and a real cutie. She's just a bit chubby, but I've got a minor case of the swine flu so it's all good.

I've got just about 0 game, so I'd probably need divine intervention to get anywhere with anyone I find attractive. So far we haven't been in a situation where we're working together, so even though we've seen each other around, I haven't introduced myself or anything. Great 1-liners that won't make me look like a creep, but are funny/flirty would be good. I don't really have a smell going, either, so it's neither a + nor -. Open to suggestions for great-smellingnessicity. tia...
 

[ECN]

we've got about 7-9 hot ass women at my office. all under 25.

thats gold in this business.

GOLD.

[nicname]

Might as well include me in on the same note. Cute new girl @ wally world who I work with a few times a week, probably within a year or so of me and a real cutie. She's just a bit chubby, but I've got a minor case of the swine flu so it's all good.

I've got just about 0 game, so I'd probably need divine intervention to get anywhere with anyone I find attractive. So far we haven't been in a situation where we're working together, so even though we've seen each other around, I haven't introduced myself or anything. Great 1-liners that won't make me look like a creep, but are funny/flirty would be good. I don't really have a smell going, either, so it's neither a + nor -. Open to suggestions for great-smellingnessicity. tia...
 

[Perry]

 

I heard that 60% of the time, it works every time!

[nicname]

 

I heard that 60% of the time, it works every time!

I have a bottle I can give you.  I'm exceptionally good looking so I don't really need it.  Just give me your address and your bank account, SS, and any credit card numbers and I'll have it in the mail to you by tomorrow.  Or if you are going to be BSFS on Saturday meet me behind the northeast endzon bathrooms and the exchange can be made.