Bottom line, a bunch of slack-jaws here. Have you looked at the guy? Have you read his writing? And you're still over here having meltdowns?
A fly comes into your double-wide, and you spend the better part of a week tearing out hair and gnashing teeth.
Geez, if you're all this pussy, I can't wait to come to town for our came this fall. I could probably get on the stadium speakers, ask all the K-State fans to line up so I could kick their ass, and you'd all fall in line on the visitors sideline.
If Kellis can get in your head, just think of what a man could do.