Curious Fellas

[yoga-lika_abana]

How do I implement smelling good onto somebody I work with.

So I have a guy I work with he's a really nice dood but he comes in every once in awhile smelling like he rolled in a pasture of patties. He does not live on a farm or anything so I don't understand how he smells like this. Do they make cow du jour cologne or urban cowboy?
What should we do because when we cross paths I don't know if he will smell or won't smell, its very confusing. And he doesn't smell all the time so I don't know if he is just firing scud missiles right before I walk by him or what?
TIA

[steve dave]

Tough one.  I would bring up smelling amazing in casual conversation with him.  Like, say, "Hey Joe (or whatever), how is your wife/kids?  Notice how great I smell?  I utilize (insert body wash/deod./cologne/product of choice) to maintain my great'smelling'ness.  How about you?"  Then he will realize that smelling great means something to you and may have a little more self respect.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Tough one.  I would bring up smelling amazing in casual conversation with him.  Like, say, "Hey Joe (or whatever), how is your wife/kids?  Notice how great I smell?  I utilize (insert body wash/deod./cologne/product of choice) to maintain my great'smelling'ness.  How about you?"  Then he will realize that smelling great means something to you and may have a little more self respect.

this is probably better than my idea, I was going to casually spray him as he was walking away with some good smelling cologne or body spray.
the odd thing is no one else has brought it up and its too often and too long of a smell to be farts. may need to investigate his shoes I'm desperate may have to re arrange my hallway walking to avoid contact w/ him.
afraid I may say something mean/embarass him and I'm not a mean guy.

Smell is a pretty touchy subject ppl really take it personally when you think they stink and they don't think they smell.

[steve dave]

Tough one.  I would bring up smelling amazing in casual conversation with him.  Like, say, "Hey Joe (or whatever), how is your wife/kids?  Notice how great I smell?  I utilize (insert body wash/deod./cologne/product of choice) to maintain my great'smelling'ness.  How about you?"  Then he will realize that smelling great means something to you and may have a little more self respect.

this is probably better than my idea, I was going to casually spray him as he was walking away with some good smelling cologne or body spray.
the odd thing is no one else has brought it up and its too often and too long of a smell to be farts. may need to investigate his shoes I'm desperate may have to re arrange my hallway walking to avoid contact w/ him.
afraid I may say something mean/embarass him and I'm not a mean guy.

Smell is a pretty touchy subject ppl really take it personally when you think they stink and they don't think they smell.

I hold my breath while walking by about 50% of the people in my office.  Some are known smellys and some just look smelly and I don't want to risk it. 

[yoga-lika_abana]

Better to be safe than sorry for your nostrils sake.

Too smelling great.

[steve dave]

:slapscreen:

[LimestoneOutcropping]

How do I implement smelling good onto somebody I work with.

So I have a guy I work with he's a really nice dood but he comes in every once in awhile smelling like he rolled in a pasture of patties. He does not live on a farm or anything so I don't understand how he smells like this. Do they make cow du jour cologne or urban cowboy?
What should we do because when we cross paths I don't know if he will smell or won't smell, its very confusing. And he doesn't smell all the time so I don't know if he is just firing scud missiles right before I walk by him or what?
TIA

Your coworker is from Nebraska.  It's best if you have sex with his wife and impregnate her so their kid has a 50% chance of not stinking like crap its whole life.

[cireksu]

go "run errands" on a break and bring back 2 sticks of deoderant.  say they were selling them in 2 packs and you only need 1.  offer/make him take the other one.

[The1BigWillie]

http://www.sendanonymousemail.net/   

[jthutch]

Better to be safe than sorry for your nostrils sake.

Too smelling great.

I just broke the monitor off of my lap top because of this internet Hi 5 Probably should not have hit it so hard.

[steve dave]

Better to be safe than sorry for your nostrils sake.

Too smelling great.

I just broke the monitor off of my lap top because of this internet Hi 5 Probably should not have hit it so hard.

Umm, please do not try intercepting my internet high fives.  tia.

[kst8cat]

One time I farted in my own office where I figured it would be harmless, and it was so bad that it stunk up the entire lobby and hallway area outside my door.  Coworkers walking by knew what evil things I had been up to.      

[ksuno1stunner]

if you could compare the smell to anything, what would it be?