Classic Movie Lines

[cyclist]

(Gunshot)  "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Had a feeling you'd be the one to get it right Cyclist 

I know.  It's because I'm a classless jerk...

[schreds21]

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!!!!!!!!

[cyclist]

"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

Another hint:

[last lines]
Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
[he runs off across the cemetary]
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!

Arsenic and Old Lace.  Stars Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster.

[cyclist]

"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

A hint:

Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.

North by Northwest.  This is a Hitchcock thriller.  It stars Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason and Martin Landau.

Director Cameo: [Alfred Hitchcock] Hitchcock arrives at a bus stop (during the opening credits) but gets there a second too late and the door is closed in his face. He misses the bus.