Broken Bones and Ligament tears

[Skycat]

Broken metacarpal applying a tag at third base in a summer league game.  <- Purple cast.  

Broke my second toe on my right foot in a freak couch jumping incident.

Broke several orbital/skull bones plus nerve damage and a concussion in a skiing accident within a week of Michael Kennedy and Sunny Bono dying on the slopes.  Led to metal plates placed right below my eye to keep the air from escaping from my sinuses.  Also a plastic plate under my eye so it would move around smoothly.  Finally, had to straighten my jaw as it got all out of whack too.

Had a concussion on one other occasion, and had stitches put in my face when a farm dog bit me when I was 2 or 3.

[jeffy]

Jeffy put a table sawblade 3/4 of the way through his finger.

2 fingers.

And 12 stitches.

And a very unique fingerprint that will confuse even the most powerful analyzing computers.

[JTKSU]

Most of my fingers or toes, at one time or another.
Hand.
Foot.
Thumb.  Same time as the foot.  Had to wear two damn casts.
Wrist.  Green stick fracture.  I was still pretty young at that point.
Ankle.  Broke it once, sprained in a bunch of times.  Hell, if I just look at the damn thing wrong now-a-days, I sprain it.
Dislocated shoulder.
Torn MCL in left elbow.
Big ol gash on my back from the bleachers in the gym.
Nice scar exactly the size of one half of a beer bottle on my scalp.  (Wonder how that happened?)
Numerous concussions.

[Hercules Antigua]

Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day

[fatty fat fat]

Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day

was that guy absolutely adorable or what?

[jthutch]

A lot of FPs in this thread.  Never broke/torn anything.   

Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.

[Perry]

Broke both wrists simultaneously flying over the handlebars on my bike. 2 purple casts 
Broke my ankle when I tripped down stairs and landed funny.
Fractured my hand just below my pinky when I fell during gym and landed with my hand flat on the ground. The button on my jeans is what hit it. Kinda weird.

damn, i bet that sucked you couldn't  for a while. haha but i would hope you have a girlfriend to take care of that for you.  but maybe you were young when that happened so maybe not. idk though.

I was in 4th grade, so that wasn't an issue yet (thank god). I don't think I could survive a month w/o it now 

[Saulbadguy]

A lot of FPs in this thread.  Never broke/torn anything.   

Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.

very true - much safer this way

[jeffy]

A lot of FPs in this thread.  Never broke/torn anything.   

Hard to break anything when all you do is watch T.V. and play on the intersnet.

But he has suffered many sprained fingers and suffers chronically from Wii-wrist.

[Rick Daris]

I like how half the people who posted went 50+ words into non serious injuries.  I didn't start a thread called freaking boo boo's and band-aids you pansies.

As for the "well I've never broken anything so I'm awesomely hardcore" morons---ill let you in on a little secret.  Evil knevil broke every bone in his body.  Is he lame?  Stfu

evil knevil woulda been much, much cooler if he had done all that stuff and never broke a bone. think about that for a second. game, set, match. KABOOMEY!!!

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Broke 3 bones in my hand playing baseball.
torn ACL freshman football
clap, freshman year
broken thumb in flag football
broken nose in pledge/active football
clap, junior year
torn rotator cuff - current

[sonofdaxjones]

Got popped with an elbow under the chin during rebounding "fight drill" at HS B-ball practice, bit the end of my tongue almost all the way off . . . I finished the practice and then went to the ER.

[2001 WiltSexOdyssey]

Broken right wrist

Shattered collarbone requiring 9 screws, a plate and oxycontin

[KITNfury]

Pfft. My bones break objects, not the other way around.

[I_have_purplewood]

Someone stuck a pencil in my back in the third grade.  Went to the nurses office with it dangling from my lower right shoulder blade.  I still think I'll die of lead poisoning to this day.

clap, last month.

[KSt8er]

6 stitches in chin @ 2 years old dropping from the second floor railing at Jardine because I saw the big kids doing it dammit.
Broken big toe kicking a pipe accidentally while running home in the dark.  (highly not-recommend, the thing still does weather projections)

Broke hand fighting in 6th grade, dude broke his too, same place same hand. <-- weird sitting in nurses office together

12 stitches in head from playing football with no helmet.

Broke shoulder wiping out motorcycle trying to pin the SOB I caught filling water balloon into the side of his house after he hit me with one as I drove by.  (wet grass and wheelie not recommended)  I literally was intending to kill him in a blind rage.   

67 staples from exploratory surgery after getting in wreck while riding with SOB above and he pulled into a dirt road intersection directly in front of the 1968 cast-iron dodge truck going 50 miles an hour that hit directly into my door, losing my spleen and tearing my liver all to hell.  (NO broke bones!)   

Tore miniscus.....
 

[Rick Daris]

6 stitches in chin @ 2 years old dropping from the second floor railing at Jardine because I saw the big kids doing it dammit.
Broken big toe kicking a pipe accidentally while running home in the dark.  (highly not-recommend, the thing still does weather projections)

Broke hand fighting in 6th grade, dude broke his too, same place same hand. <-- weird sitting in nurses office together

12 stitches in head from playing football with no helmet.

Broke shoulder wiping out motorcycle trying to pin the SOB I caught filling water balloon into the side of his house after he hit me with one as I drove by.  (wet grass and wheelie not recommended)  I literally was intending to kill him in a blind rage.   

67 staples from exploratory surgery after getting in wreck while riding with SOB above and he pulled into a dirt road intersection directly in front of the 1968 cast-iron dodge truck going 50 miles an hour that hit directly into my door, losing my spleen and tearing my liver all to hell.  (NO broke bones!)   

Tore miniscus.....
 

OT, but is it embarrasing to have had so many injuries that required actual medical attention? i would think it would be fwiw.

[KSt8er]

^^ No no, looks good in bold print on my mancard and the ladies love to run their fingers across all my scars.    

[CatsNShocks]

Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.

[KITNfury]

Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.

tssss. Those sting!

[114hickory]

From the bottom up:

dislocated left ankle - football 
right leg - skiing - surgery (metal) 
back - car wreck - surgery 
right wrist - basketball 
left wrist - accident - surgery (it's mostly plates and screws now)   
several fingers 
left hand - baseball 
2 ribs - hockey 
separated shoulder - hockey 
jaw - hockey 
nose - hockey 
2 concussions 

[fatty fat fat]

btw: i know by posting your long list of injuries you think you are some sort of "hot-tail" athlete, but it just means you are a loser who can't stay healthy and don't have multiple i-70 title rings on your index finger.

[jeffy]

Trimmed my damn fingernail a little too short last week.

Just chew em.

[Hercules Antigua]

Adrian Mayes (former ku lineman) stepped on my hand once during football practice, nothing broke or anything but it did hurt for the rest of the day

was that guy absolutely adorable or what?

He really was, I couldn't even be mad at the guy

[derikj]

Dislocated elbow 4 times in a one month span when I was 6. Broken right forearm when I was 7. Broken growth-plate in left wrist(didn't get it x-rayed for a week), missed my 8th grade basketball season...and last September I had a spiral fracture of my 4th metacarpal in my palm and tore the ligament off of my middle finger. Needed surgery for that one and I missed most of my junior football season but came back and played 3 weeks early.  

[powercatmiller]

Forgot when I first learned to ride my bike I fell and knocked out a tooth. Couldnt find it thought well i swallowed it. Til mom starting screaming. Tooth shot through the side of my cheek. Still have the scar on inside of cheek

[Dirty Sanchez]

My wife cut off my tweeter with a kitchen knife after I forced her to take it in the pooper.  Sewed it back on and got my own porn video.

[Ben Ji 2.0]

You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.

Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....

[Dirty Sanchez]

You haven't felt pain until you cut up some fresh(none of that pickled nonsense) jalapenos forget to the wash pepper residue off your hand then grab your johnson to take a piss.

Spent about 15 minutes with my crotch under a sink running cold water all over area's that don't take to well to cold water.....

QFT

That and scraping the seeds out of 3 dozen japs with your fingernails.  Burning under your nails that won't go away for a couple of days.

[jeffy]

I had bedbug bites.  They itch like a sonuvagun.