Members of a religion other than Christianity?

[Saulbadguy]

Gather here.  Share your stories.

Ever have to go to Church with a friend or w/e, and feel elite when you were the only one in the building that didn't take communion?

Ever the only one in a group that didn't recite the "Our father for art thou in heaven" thing?

Ever celebrate Christmas but w/o the whole birth of Christ theme goin on?

 

[steve dave]

Ever celebrate Christmas but w/o the whole birth of Christ theme goin on?

almost every christian does this.  Not a point of differentiation.

[Saulbadguy]

Oh, in church, or outside of church, sometimes people like to pray.  For whatever, ya know? They say be silent, and keep your prayers to yourself, and everyone leans their head down, sometimes close their eyes, and pray.  I usually pray for a million dollars when this is going on.

[steve dave]

I usually pray for a million dollars when this is going on.

99% of christians also do this.  Again not a point of differentiation.  I think you may actually be christian.

[RonLongshaft]

i know a chick who got nailed on the church bus in high school

[steve dave]

Saul, you should say something about turning your nose up at bacon eaters imo.  Almost all christians eat bacon in my experience.  Good point of differentiation.  Also mowing the lawn on saturday/sunday (don't remember the bad one).  They do that a lot.  Good difference there. 

[Saulbadguy]

Saul, you should say something about turning your nose up at bacon eaters imo.  Almost all christians eat bacon in my experience.  Good point of differentiation.  Also mowing the lawn on saturday/sunday (don't remember the bad one).  They do that a lot.  Good difference there. 

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

One time at a minor league hockey game they asked everyone to stand for "Amazing Grace" to honor our veterans or some such crap but I refused since its a christian song.

Also, what's with Roast beef on sundays? GMAFB, it's bland and tasteless! 

[Dirty Sanchez]

That's what horseradish is good for. 

[steve dave]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

[Saulbadguy]

Getting some good "google ads" in this thread in the upper right.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

Another PITA - the fact that you have to be reminded that Christmas is coming 24/7, for 2 months.  GMAFB people!  I know others complain about this but they aren't serious, they love the crappy music, commercials, and general lameness surrounding the event.

[Chingon]

If you don't like it there is an easy solution:  go back to russia you godless communists.

[steve dave]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

Another PITA - the fact that you have to be reminded that Christmas is coming 24/7, for 2 months.  GMAFB people!  I know others complain about this but they aren't serious, they love the crappy music, commercials, and general lameness surrounding the event.

question:  Do jews celebrate Easter?  Like, do they drive by churches and yell "in your face!" or something?

[Saulbadguy]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

Another PITA - the fact that you have to be reminded that Christmas is coming 24/7, for 2 months.  GMAFB people!  I know others complain about this but they aren't serious, they love the crappy music, commercials, and general lameness surrounding the event.

question:  Do jews celebrate Easter?  Like, do they drive by churches and yell "in your face!" or something?

We go to Walgreens on Monday to buy half priced easter candy.

 

[Rick Daris]

We go to Walgreens on Monday to buy half priced easter candy.

 

pretty sure there's a good joke here somewhere. can't quite put my finger on it though. oh well.

[catdude33]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

Another PITA - the fact that you have to be reminded that Christmas is coming 24/7, for 2 months.  GMAFB people!  I know others complain about this but they aren't serious, they love the crappy music, commercials, and general lameness surrounding the event.

Somebody is upset that while I was playing amazing games on my SEGA Genesis on Christmas morning they were spinning a top.  

[Saulbadguy]

Getting pissed at "The Church Crowd" when you are trying to go out to eat on a Sunday at noon. 

This is a real pain in the ass.  You know who probably loves christians?  Places that serve "brunch".

Another PITA - the fact that you have to be reminded that Christmas is coming 24/7, for 2 months.  GMAFB people!  I know others complain about this but they aren't serious, they love the crappy music, commercials, and general lameness surrounding the event.

Somebody is upset that while I was playing amazing games on my SEGA Genesis on Christmas morning they were spinning a top.  

Had the Sega CHANNEL, bro. No need to even buy games for it! 

[fatty fat fat]

When does the sun go down during the month of August?

[Saulbadguy]

When does the sun go down during the month of August?

haha, glad i'm not a member of that religion either! 

trips, have you done your "hajj" yet?

[Pete]

When does the sun go down during the month of August?

That is really going to suck F3....so will the next 7-8 years.   Summer time is going to be horrible.

[WillieWannabe]

Jesus being a Jew has always confused me a little...

[Pete]

Jesus being a Jew has always confused me a little...

Not really.  He converted for the jokes.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Jesus being a Jew has always confused me a little...

Not really.  He converted for the jokes.

Which, as you can imagine, ticked some of the rabbis off.  But they got over it...after they killed him.

[steve dave]

Jesus being a Jew has always confused me a little...

Not really.  He converted for the jokes.

Which, as you can imagine, ticked some of the rabbis off.  But they got over it...after they killed him.

lol

[Pete]

Saul, ever hit the annual Blintz Brunch in T-town?  I used to go every year as a kid.  You go to Beth Shalom?

[Perry]

Mom would drag me to church for Easter and Christmas, which was fair since I had no problem accepting gifts/candy on those days. Would stand up for songs, but never sing along. It's kinda funny to go along and laugh to myself.

I have some stepgrandparents who are uber Christians. Went to church with them on Christmas Eve one year, and it was one of those churches wear they get all into it and raise their hands in the air and stuff. They had several pastors or w/e you guys call em with mics, and after the service they were all 'Anyone who would like to change their life by accepting jesus blah blah blah" and a couple dudes went up there to be brainwashed or w/e. Very comical and very creepy.

[Saulbadguy]

Saul, ever hit the annual Blintz Brunch in T-town?  I used to go every year as a kid.  You go to Beth Shalom?

Yeah.

[The42Yardstick]

I'm an agnostic. What do I win?

[Perry]

I'm an agnostic. What do I win?

Chocolate. Or maybe you win nothing. You decide (oh wait you can't b/c you're agnostic).

[The42Yardstick]

I'm an agnostic. What do I win?

Chocolate. Or maybe you win nothing. You decide (oh wait you can't b/c you're agnostic).