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July 13, 2009, 06:01:20 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



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Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

I am not the least bit angry with either UNC or Florida.   I don't much care for UNC people but I tend to ignore them and frank I live here.  As far as Florida goes, I couldn't care less what Billy Donovan does . . . remember, Roy Williams tried to ring up Billy Donovan when Roy was still at ku.   Roy didn't like the fact that Donovan was outworking his a$$ on the recruiting trail and tried to get Florida and Donovan hammered by the NCAA . . . fail.   Then who was it that got ku basketball placed on probation . . . again??  Roy Williams.  

I am just smart enough to understand how the game is played . . . and apparently you live in squawk la-la land and want to believe that stuff doesn't go on, unless you're like Roy and think it directly impacts ku (all the while Roy is green lighting illegal gifts from boosters to ku players).


July 13, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



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Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

July 13, 2009, 06:06:05 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



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Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

I am not the least bit angry with either UNC or Florida.   I don't much care for UNC people but I tend to ignore them and frank I live here.  As far as Florida goes, I couldn't care less what Billy Donovan does . . . remember, Roy Williams tried to ring up Billy Donovan when Roy was still at ku.   Roy didn't like the fact that Donovan was outworking his a$$ on the recruiting trail and tried to get Florida and Donovan hammered by the NCAA . . . fail.   Then who was it that got ku basketball placed on probation . . . again??  Roy Williams.  

I am just smart enough to understand how the game is played . . . and apparently you live in squawk la-la land and want to believe that stuff doesn't go on, unless you're like Roy and think it directly impacts ku (all the while Roy is green lighting illegal gifts from boosters to ku players).



thanks for splaynin your self righteous and reaffirming how smart you are. once again smartest cat inthe room. gotta love ya :notworthy:

July 13, 2009, 06:09:50 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

July 13, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

Another good one.  Apparently a rough day in the kitchen isn't slowing down your posting!  Have one on me, my service industry friend!   :cheers:

July 13, 2009, 06:18:20 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

I am not the least bit angry with either UNC or Florida.   I don't much care for UNC people but I tend to ignore them and frank I live here.  As far as Florida goes, I couldn't care less what Billy Donovan does . . . remember, Roy Williams tried to ring up Billy Donovan when Roy was still at ku.   Roy didn't like the fact that Donovan was outworking his a$$ on the recruiting trail and tried to get Florida and Donovan hammered by the NCAA . . . fail.   Then who was it that got ku basketball placed on probation . . . again??  Roy Williams.  

I am just smart enough to understand how the game is played . . . and apparently you live in squawk la-la land and want to believe that stuff doesn't go on, unless you're like Roy and think it directly impacts ku (all the while Roy is green lighting illegal gifts from boosters to ku players).



seems like you are more pissed off that ksu cheats and doesnt win crap.  just loses and has nothing to show for it.  would piss me off too. :banghead:

July 13, 2009, 06:42:05 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

I am not the least bit angry with either UNC or Florida.   I don't much care for UNC people but I tend to ignore them and frank I live here.  As far as Florida goes, I couldn't care less what Billy Donovan does . . . remember, Roy Williams tried to ring up Billy Donovan when Roy was still at ku.   Roy didn't like the fact that Donovan was outworking his a$$ on the recruiting trail and tried to get Florida and Donovan hammered by the NCAA . . . fail.   Then who was it that got ku basketball placed on probation . . . again??  Roy Williams.  

I am just smart enough to understand how the game is played . . . and apparently you live in squawk la-la land and want to believe that stuff doesn't go on, unless you're like Roy and think it directly impacts ku (all the while Roy is green lighting illegal gifts from boosters to ku players).



seems like you are more pissed off that ksu cheats and doesnt win crap.  just loses and has nothing to show for it.  would piss me off too. :banghead:

I am pi$$ed off . . .   :dunno:

July 13, 2009, 06:54:46 PM
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Pretty sure you are.  Seems like you are.  Don't think you would be fun at parties.  Still think you should try windsurfing.

July 13, 2009, 07:05:07 PM
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Pretty sure you are.  Seems like you are.  Don't think you would be fun at parties.  Still think you should try windsurfing.

No . . . no I'm not . . . also easy to get along with, smell good, nice person . . . but no windsurfing.

July 13, 2009, 09:18:53 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

Another good one.  Apparently a rough day in the kitchen isn't slowing down your posting!  Have one on me, my service industry friend!   :cheers:

alchy    :thumbsup:

July 15, 2009, 11:31:48 AM
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Bill Self Said:
"I am very disappointed that we are dealing with this but we will support Chase throughout and I will not have any further comment on this situation with the respect of the legal process and the sensitivity of this issue. All discipline will be handled in house.”

(said but not reported:  "Chase, now get on the phone and tell your dad to send you another $25,000, and you'll have to hand it out in the dressing room while apologizing to each of your team mates personally . . . but don't buy any cheese burgers for Collins.")


July 15, 2009, 11:34:42 AM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

Another good one.  Apparently a rough day in the kitchen isn't slowing down your posting!  Have one on me, my service industry friend!   :cheers:

alchy    :thumbsup:

And as an alchy, you should know I love the service industry!!!  T. Brew, you and I are like best buddies.  Keep the beers coming, wipe the table down if any gets spilled, keep the t.v. turned to the game and there is a nice fat tip in it ofr you.

To service industry folks!   :cheers:

July 15, 2009, 11:46:16 PM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

Another good one.  Apparently a rough day in the kitchen isn't slowing down your posting!  Have one on me, my service industry friend!   :cheers:

alchy    :thumbsup:

And as an alchy, you should know I love the service industry!!!  T. Brew, you and I are like best buddies.  Keep the beers coming, wipe the table down if any gets spilled, keep the t.v. turned to the game and there is a nice fat tip in it ofr you.

To service industry folks!   :cheers:

Hey..that's the first step. Good luck.  I'd drink too if I was a ksuck alum...what a worhtless school.  :lol:
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July 15, 2009, 11:56:37 PM
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Hey..that's the first step. Good luck.  I'd drink too if I was a ksuck alum...what a worhtless school.

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July 16, 2009, 10:08:38 AM
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What kept Ty Lawson, Wayne Ellington, and Tyler Hansbrough from jumping to the NBA last year?  What made Joakim Noah, Taurean Green, Corey Brewer, and Al Horford return to Florida, 'Pad?



 :confused:

Well, 2 are pretty easy . . . Hansbrough and Noah didn't exactly come off the "hard streets".    But seriously, you don't think either Florida or North Carolina aren't fully capable of adding a little financial incentive to the fringe 1st round guys in order to keep them around to "win a national championship"??   Come on . . . at UNC there's so many big money boosters desperate to have their name associated with that program they'll do anything they're asked to do to "help".  

LOL @ T. Brew . . . every post these days screams anger from that dude . . . I guess he's been so abused on this board he's lashing out now.   :mad:


love the rational...when presented a logical argument jaynie automatically points to programs cheating without a shred of evidence. typical jaynie...bitter....sad. you confuse anger with loving to frack with your unwarranted self righteousness  .  :bootyshake:

Good post.  Makes a lot of sense.

have another drink...your comprehension obviously goes up after you've had a few. i'm sure you are already on your way...hey...it's monday!  :drink:

Another good one.  Apparently a rough day in the kitchen isn't slowing down your posting!  Have one on me, my service industry friend!   :cheers:

alchy    :thumbsup:

And as an alchy, you should know I love the service industry!!!  T. Brew, you and I are like best buddies.  Keep the beers coming, wipe the table down if any gets spilled, keep the t.v. turned to the game and there is a nice fat tip in it ofr you.

To service industry folks!   :cheers:

Hey..that's the first step. Good luck.  I'd drink too if I was a ksuck alum...what a worhtless school.  :lol:

Are you even an alum of any school that doesn't end in CCC?

July 18, 2009, 01:35:18 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahahha LOL...  walk-ons... who needs em :jerkoff: :thumbsup:

July 18, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
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Hey..that's the first step. Good luck.  I'd drink too if I was a ksuck alum...what a worhtless school.

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July 18, 2009, 11:42:39 AM
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July 18, 2009, 05:55:53 PM
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ah...the spelling and grammar police smack. shows you care about the 'worthless" comment regarding your pathetic university. if you notice i never capatilize either. it's just not that important while commenting on a chat board but suddenly now important. now boys...go back to fondeling a farm animal. or drinking as we all know lsoc has already had plenty today.

July 19, 2009, 06:48:38 PM
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I wouldn't have pointed out the spelling issue had you not edited your post. 

But it's good to see your letting rage out here, and not on the streets.



July 19, 2009, 07:04:56 PM
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Bill Self Said:
"I am very disappointed that we are dealing with this but we will support Chase throughout and I will not have any further comment on this situation with the respect of the legal process and the sensitivity of this issue. All discipline will be handled in house.”

(said but not reported:  "Chase, now get on the phone and tell your dad to send you another $25,000, and you'll have to hand it out in the dressing room while apologizing to each of your team mates personally . . . but don't buy any cheese burgers for Collins.")


That story holds as much weight as Bill's "accidental" bump with John Wall...

July 19, 2009, 07:06:56 PM
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I suspect Chase's punishment will be to go and buy Coach Self a dome shine and a new wig. 

July 19, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
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There's Always Football!!! 

Dammit!

July 19, 2009, 07:10:59 PM
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I suspect Chase's punishment will be to go and buy Coach Self a dome shine and a new wig. 

Chase will have to tote Bill's unused toupees all over campus.

July 19, 2009, 07:28:03 PM
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I suspect Chase's punishment will be to go and buy Coach Self a dome shine and a new wig. 

Chase will have to tote Bill's unused toupees all over campus.

I'm sure the wig is way lighter than that giant f*cking ring on his hand.  And why are they unused?  Just hasn't gotten to them yet?  Why wouldn't they be at home?  I don't get it.

July 19, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
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Baby Tears lack of sense of humor makes baby Jesus cry.

July 19, 2009, 07:52:17 PM
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ah...the spelling and grammar police smack. shows you care about the 'worthless" comment regarding your pathetic university. if you notice i never capatilize either. it's just not that important while commenting on a chat board but suddenly now important. now boys...go back to fondeling a farm animal. or drinking as we all know lsoc has already had plenty today.

I am at least 100X smarter than you.  Even when drunk.   :lol:

July 20, 2009, 12:32:40 PM
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I suspect Chase's punishment will be to go and buy Coach Self a dome shine and a new wig. 

Chase will have to tote Bill's unused toupees all over campus.

I'm sure the wig is way lighter than that giant f*cking ring on his hand.  And why are they unused?  Just hasn't gotten to them yet?  Why wouldn't they be at home?  I don't get it.

Bill's unused wigs are like having an extra shirt hanging in your office.  Never know when you might get a little bit sweaty and need to change.   pit stains>>>>hair stains  :dunno:

July 20, 2009, 04:18:11 PM
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OK.  I get that part, but why would they need to be carried all over campus?  I mean, couldn't he just leave one in his office and maybe a couple in his locker?  Do you think he has a locker?  I bet he has his own locker ROOM.  Badass.  Anyway, we should get to the bottom of this sh1t.  Pronto.

July 20, 2009, 04:41:56 PM
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OK.  I get that part, but why would they need to be carried all over campus?  I mean, couldn't he just leave one in his office and maybe a couple in his locker?  Do you think he has a locker?  I bet he has his own locker ROOM.  Badass.  Anyway, we should get to the bottom of this sh1t.  Pronto.

Wherever he goes, the hair hats have to go in case of a delamination or other emergency.