Why Nubb will always be lame.

[SkinnyBenny]

http://media.journalstar.com/videos/?mid=M4a4bee255a098
Larry the F***ing Cable Douche at Memorial Stadium.

[steve dave]

You can't even imagine the amount of excitement there is for that.  It's electric.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

You can't even imagine the amount of excitement there is for that.  It's electric.

QFT.  The entire stadium gets overly geeked for him.  They could be playing Notre Dame for the championship of all time and the loudest cheer would be for Larry showing up in a cut off sleeve flannel and a cammo nebraska cap.

[FelixRex]

The scent of Old Spice wafting from beneath sleeveless flannels shirts will be overwhelming. It would probably take a three-month manure fire to mask that aroma.

[steve dave]

Tickets are, like, $5 for that show.  It's being filmed for comedy central.  Should be a huge embarrassment for the program and provide tons of non-intentional lols.

[SkinnyBenny]

Plus, there are still like 6,000 tickets available.

God, Nubb is just the worst.

[maxq]

http://www.omaha.com/article/20090702/LIVING/707029855/0/FRONTPAGE

Q. Have you thought about what it will be like to have 50,000 people screaming for you?

A. It'll be insane. It'll be a lot of fun. We're all alike. We share a common bond because we're huge Nebraska Cornhusker fans. Well, there will probably be some Iowa State Cyclones fans and Kansas State Wildcats fans who make the drive, too.

Q. Oh, man. I hope not.

A. Yeah, but it's hard to keep the riffraff out.

[Pett]

http://www.omaha.com/article/20090702/LIVING/707029855/0/FRONTPAGE

Q. Have you thought about what it will be like to have 50,000 people screaming for you?

A. It'll be insane. It'll be a lot of fun. We're all alike. We share a common bond because we're huge Nebraska Cornhusker fans. Well, there will probably be some Iowa State Cyclones fans and Kansas State Wildcats fans who make the drive, too.

Q. Oh, man. I hope not.

A. Yeah, but it's hard to keep the riffraff out.

Why would we travel five hours or so to see a fat husker hick perform elementary type humor?