: Nice to see you today Jeffery. You wanted to see me?
: Yes, coach. I got a DUI last night. I wanted to let me know before the media got a hold of it.
: Son, sit down. You see, when you have a highway and a stadium named after you, you run a state wide mentorship program, asked to be the lut. governor and not to forget the GCFBCOAT, you get to know people. I knew you had a DUI before you did. Who do you think the officer was calling when he walked back to the car?
:Umm.... The RCPD?
: No, you dim twitted Ron Prince leftover! He was calling ME. Its an old trick I picked up from the founder of the MCMW concept, Tom. They call me, ask if to charge and if so, what for. I told them to give you a simple DUI and to make sure the press hears it as a "simple DUI", to mark you level at .09 instead of your actual .32 and to use the uncailbrated breathilizers and gave them from my DOD days. You'll get out of this easy peasy.
:Thanks coach!
:Now, for your punishment. Run all the stairs in MY stadium twice everyday for the next week and try not to sweat on it, will you? And when you’re done, I have a mentorship project for you to complete. TrimReaper is a nice fellow I met at the Wichita Catbackers and he will oversee your work with Big Brothers Big Sisters.
:Yes sir. (leaving room)
: (Calling Kent) Hey, can you get all the bars to serve that new alcoholic protein shake you make me? We had another get a DUI on breaking beer. If they are going to have fun, they don’t need that many carbs!
