Babysitter

[steve dave]

Anybody else have a babysitter growing up that was almost disturbingly to close to your own age?  One of my babysitters was only 3 years older than me.  So, when I was a Fr. in HS she was a Sr.  Was really bizarre since she probably saw me naked or whatever.  I mean, who the f^ck has an unrelated 4th grader watch their 1st grader anyway?  Kinda wish I would have brought this up in conversation at some point with her when we were older.

[QuinnMac]

naw, I have always been in a wolfpack of one

[yoga-lika_abana]

OT: Adventures of Babysitting, great movie.

[catdude33]

I had a babysitter that ate Milk Bones.

[Rick Daris]

interesting. i don't think that she prob saw you naked but it is kinda weird. was she cute? do you remember her babysitting you? did she get paid as a 4th grader to babysit you. more details here maybe. how long did she watch you...months, years? maybe your mom was just trying to hook you up.

[Thin Blue Line]

Gotta tell ya, SD, I was sceered and looking with one eye when I opened this thread.  

[powercatmiller]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

[Thin Blue Line]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

Mine did. More than once. Loved it when they took them swimming. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[Dirty Sanchez]

That was my niece and nephew's former babysitter.

 

I think I saw her at work tonight, too.

[mikeycat]

did she touch your pepe?

[steve dave]

interesting. i don't think that she prob saw you naked but it is kinda weird. was she cute? do you remember her babysitting you? did she get paid as a 4th grader to babysit you. more details here maybe. how long did she watch you...months, years? maybe your mom was just trying to hook you up.

Pretty attractive.  She was the neighbor.  Really small town so we kind of hung out in High School.  She prolly got paid $10-$20 but I'm not sure.  How do you organize bath time without the naked?  Swimming suits?  Watched me on random evenings when my parents would go out to do whatever the f^ck old people do.  Prolly once a month or so.  She brought good movies on Betamax over though.  That's pretty much all I remember. 

[purplebybirth]

Anybody else have a babysitter growing up that was almost disturbingly to close to your own age?  One of my babysitters was only 3 years older than me.  So, when I was a Fr. in HS she was a Sr.  Was really bizarre since she probably saw me naked or whatever.  I mean, who the f^ck has an unrelated 4th grader watch their 1st grader anyway?  Kinda wish I would have brought this up in conversation at some point with her when we were older.

should've suggested playing "doctor."   just sayin'.

[Skycat]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

My wife found us a babysitter that was pushing 300.  No joke.

Don't know what happened to her, had some kind of breakdown. 

[jthutch]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

My wife found us a babysitter that was pushing 300.  No joke.

Don't know what happened to her, had some kind of breakdown. 

My kids would have given her a heart attack.  3 boys and never in one place for too long.  The 2 year old likes to go outside by himself when nobody is looking.  Woud be funny to watch her try and keep up.

[Rick Daris]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

My wife found us a babysitter that was pushing 300.  No joke.

Don't know what happened to her, had some kind of breakdown. 

i wouldn't want someone who can't even take care of themselves watching my kids.

[TAFNA Dude]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

My wife found us a babysitter that was pushing 300.  No joke.

Don't know what happened to her, had some kind of breakdown. 

i wouldn't want someone who can't even take care of themselves watching my kids.

truth.  what if she sat on one?   

doubtful she would hear the screams under her layers of fat.

[Thin Blue Line]

interesting. i don't think that she prob saw you naked but it is kinda weird. was she cute? do you remember her babysitting you? did she get paid as a 4th grader to babysit you. more details here maybe. how long did she watch you...months, years? maybe your mom was just trying to hook you up.

Pretty attractive.  She was the neighbor.  Really small town so we kind of hung out in High School.  She prolly got paid $10-$20 but I'm not sure.  How do you organize bath time without the naked?  Swimming suits?  Watched me on random evenings when my parents would go out to do whatever the f^ck old people do.  Prolly once a month or so.  She brought good movies on Betamax over though.  That's pretty much all I remember. 

They call it "swinging".

[Thin Blue Line]

My kids will have the hottest babysitter I can find. Believe that

My wife found us a babysitter that was pushing 300.  No joke.

Don't know what happened to her, had some kind of breakdown. 

i wouldn't want someone who can't even take care of themselves watching my kids.

truth.  what if she sat on one?   

doubtful she would hear the screams under her layers of fat.

Sat on? Hell, what if she ate one?

[j-vonfeldt]

My babysitter was Brit Jacobsen (woman b-baller).  That was pretty cool.  I don't remember much about it except that we played a lot of basketball in the driveway and my mom fired her for falling asleep too many times.

[Rick Daris]

My babysitter was Brit Jacobsen (woman b-baller).  That was pretty cool.  I don't remember much about it except that we played a lot of basketball in the driveway and my mom fired her for falling asleep too many times.

she smelled. your mom prob fired her for smelling.

[mjrod]

You were a freshman in high school and needed a babysitter?

Seriously?

[KCcat28]

You were a freshman in high school and needed a babysitter?

Seriously?

I think he meant that when he was younger the girl that babysitted him was 3 or 4 years older... Just guessing though.

[steve dave]

You were a freshman in high school and needed a babysitter?

Seriously?

I think he meant that when he was younger the girl that babysitted him was 3 or 4 years older... Just guessing though.

That was one of MJ's "zingers".  You learn to just mumble retard under your breath and ignore him.

[mjrod]

You were a freshman in high school and needed a babysitter?

Seriously?

I think he meant that when he was younger the girl that babysitted him was 3 or 4 years older... Just guessing though.

That was one of MJ's "zingers".  You learn to just mumble retard under your breath and ignore him.

I only read like the first couple of sentences.  I was like "WTF?"  Probably should have read the whole thing but it seemed kinda silly to talk about a "baby sitter " unless you actually made it with one...

[The1BigWillie]