CWS Thread

[steve dave]

Best thing about the Omaha zoo you ask?  Why, throwing items from your picnic lunch all the way over to monkey island of course!  

Do you bring extra or do you just toss leftovers?  What carries the best?  Will they eat apples?

FYI, might still be the same one, but the big silver back gorilla that was there in '88 loved grapes and he is an very good catcher.  Don't miss though, tends to piss him off and he'll use his finger to prod you into trying again.  

Completely blocked off now.  Huge glass walls.     You can still throw stuff to the orangutans and some monkeys though 

WTH, suppose you can't interact in the Aviary now either?!  Saw a woman just about lose her finger to a Tucan, quite the bloody mess.

No, you can still mix it up with the birds.  Mrs. dave won't go in there though because she saw some lady get totally dumped on by some feathery bomber.

[Pike]

LSU fans....worst chanters in the NCAA?

TIGERS!!!!!!!!!


LETS GEAUX!!!!!!

Sounds like they're saying it backwards

[RonLongshaft]

GRRRRRRRRReat game, mes cants waits fors tomorrows game

[doom]

Go Tigers!  I hope they win it tomorrow so I can be there for the final game.   

[sonofdaxjones]

If Texas losses, with Augie refuse to accept the 2nd place trophy again.

Just think if it was EMAW beating Texas . . . I could picture actual suicides in hornland if it was EMAW making their life miserable again.  

[EmporiaWildcat]

This series is going to a third game.  You heard it here first.

[steve dave]

They are going to hit the baseball and it is going to explode into a splat of lava but instead of being melted rock this lava will be melted baseball.  It will be 9,000 degrees celcius but still provide a cooling mist to the pitcher because it's just that hot.  Also, prolly all the zoo animals will die other than the ones that are accustomed to living on the surface of the sun and those that are comprised of pure heat instead of solid matter.  It's that hot folks 

[doom]

So the CWS experience was pretty meh.  I had decent reserve seats but still felt like I was sitting in a Soviet rocket.



Notes:
-LSU was a very disappointing team for a day.  They just never capitalized on anything.  But still would not root for Horns.  
-LSU fans are fairly creepy and bayouishy.  Here is their version of Weird Robert.  It is a really drunk chick in a sombrero.



They had another guy who was head to toe even hair body painted and seemed to have a nervous social disorder but he wasn't sitting by me so you get drunk sombrero chick instead.  

-While most LSU fans are odd, all Horn fans were douche machines.  Like seriously all of them.  Asshole City. 

-Really funky all yellow uniforms for LSU 



-Most important thing is that every major, championship winning school, who also wears purple has a power towel.





-The neighborhoods around Rosenblatt are ridiculously scary.  Not gangish or anything, but I swear I head a banjo playing the Deliverance theme as I walked back to my car.   

Worth the experience, but probably not going again until the Bat Quats make it. 

[steve dave]

-The neighborhoods around Rosenblatt are ridiculously scary.  Not gangish or anything, but I swear I head a banjo playing the Deliverance theme as I walked back to my car.   

Will be much better when it is down town in two years.  Rosenblatt's a dump, huh. 

[Rick Daris]

my fav part of the cws is when people who live around the stadium put big trashcans on the street in front of their house and try to "tape" the area off to keep you from parking there.

guess what numnutzes? it's the street in front of your house. it's not your property. i'll park there if i want to. lmao. they all do it.



"that time a year again phil. ima heading out to my unattached garage to get the cws trashcans. can you help me w/ them? they're kinda heavy" 

[steve dave]

my fav part of the cws is when people who live around the stadium put big trashcans on the street in front of their house and try to "tape" the aread off to keep you from parking there.

guess what numnutzes? it's the street in front of your house. it's not your property. i'll park there if i want to. lmao. they all do it.



"that time a year again phil. ima heading out to my unattached garage to get the cws trashcans. can you help me w/ them? they're kinda heavy" 

The people that live around there are all terrible.  It's the price you pay for living in walking distance to the zoo you a-holes.

[doom]

my fav part of the cws is when people who live around the stadium put big trashcans on the street in front of their house and try to "tape" the area off to keep you from parking there.

guess what numnutzes? it's the street in front of your house. it's not your property. i'll park there if i want to. lmao. they all do it.



"that time a year again phil. ima heading out to my unattached garage to get the cws trashcans. can you help me w/ them? they're kinda heavy" 

This is a ridiculous post.  No one who lives near there could put together that sentence.  More like, "Woman get those metal thingies the city keeps giving us round back by the trash pile!  Those Metal cows that gots people in em' are back ageeeuhn!"