IT'S FRACKIN' kuRT MCGUFFIN, PEOPLE. And there's a reason no one knows him. Do you pissants really think it's been kurt McGuffin driving major fundraising at K-State? Ah, no. That would have been the guy who has a statue of himself outside of Bramlage: Ernie Barrett. Oh, and that guy named Snyder who ran off 11 straight bowl seasons. And the athletic directors who seem to be coming and going through a revolving door lately.
Barrett's been retired for how many years, and there isn't anyone close to being able to raise the jack he did. All McGuffin ever did was shuffle along after Barrett, Wefald and "name the AD," cleaning cheese off of plates, taking drink orders and acting like he was part of the inner circle.
Too bad he didn't really know how to mimic the inner circle. Do you honestly think he's the magical link between the major donors and K-State? Yeah, right. kurt McGuffin. I'm betting Sweet Lou Perkins is beating down his door right now trying to steal this fundraising god away from us. Big donors don't care any more about McGuffin than those "tools" in the Legends Room. Believe me, Jack Vanier ain't calling McGuffin up when he wants to talk cash. And who do you think those "tools" in the Legends Room are? They give a MINIMUM of $5,000 year for the privilege of standing in some crapty room for 20 minutes at halftime of basketball games, standing at a crapty little table eating crapty food and watching Mr. God's Gift to Fundraising (yeah, right) chase after Wefald.
By the way, those in that room typically give $10,000, $25,000, $50,000 and more. And Ernie Barrett and everyone else in the department who had any common sense was glad-handing every one. There's a reason Ernie Barrett had influence with both those who gave millions to K-State and with those who gave hundreds. The guy could sell ice to an Eskimo. While he was dipping into the pockets of a Fred Bramlage, he also was shaking (and breaking) the hands of students, Catbacker groups and anyone who understood what EMAW was. We all know he was focused on landing big money. But he could at least pretend to give a shat about someone other than the owner of Brogden Jeep. And he knew better than anyone that the reason so many people give thousands to the academic side of the house and not athletics is because they've been ignored for so many years. As Dax said, there's lots of money out there; too bad we don't have real fundraisers capable of getting it. Enter John Currie.
But, by all means, pretend that McGuffin is the fundraising genuis that makes K-State's financial engine sing. I mean, it must be so exhausting to pretend you actually give a shat about someone who gives less than a million a year, all the while pretending you're the reason the guy who gave a million actually did it.
I'm surprised we didn't name McGuffin AD. He's that good.