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June 04, 2009, 09:36:31 PM
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Does anyone have any good bachelor party ideas for Manhattan?  By brother is getting married late this summer and he really wants to have his bachelor party in Manhattan in mid July.  He isn't interested in strippers  :banghead:, just wants to hang out with friends and drink beer.  Any thoughts? :users:

June 04, 2009, 09:38:39 PM
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just rent this. and talk about how fun it would have been to do all of that stuff.


June 04, 2009, 10:08:09 PM
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Does anyone have any good bachelor party ideas for Manhattan?  By brother is getting married late this summer and he really wants to have his bachelor party in Manhattan in mid July.  He isn't interested in strippers  :banghead:, just wants to hang out with friends and drink beer.  Any thoughts? :users:
do you have a place to host the party? 
pick a date and start calling his friends now.  reserve a couple kegs of cheap beer and buy a half gallon of cheap whiskey.  load up on hamburger and brats.   have a guys party, you man the grill.  get your brother drunk.  head down to aggieville.  get your brother drunker.  enjoy.


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June 04, 2009, 10:13:15 PM
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Strippers & Booze. :cyclist:

June 04, 2009, 10:19:10 PM
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1.Tell him he is queer because he didn't want any strippers.
2. Call all his friends to call him queer.
3. Buy lots of beer
4. Buy some vodka, whiskey and some soda (for mixing and for those friends who may be recovering alcoholics)
5. Hire Strippers anyway
6. Make sure brother is really drunk by the time the strippers show up, he won't care or he may be passed out so more strippers for you!
7. pass out
8. have a hangover!

June 04, 2009, 10:20:59 PM
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get smashed playing golf to start things off at a cheap course.
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June 04, 2009, 10:57:47 PM
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Does anyone have any good bachelor party ideas for Manhattan?  By brother is getting married late this summer and he really wants to have his bachelor party in Manhattan in mid July.  He isn't interested in strippers  :banghead:, just wants to hang out with friends and drink beer.  Any thoughts? :users:
do you have a place to host the party? 
pick a date and start calling his friends now.  reserve a couple good kegs of cheap beer and buy a half gallon of cheap whiskey.  load up on hamburger and brats.   have a guys party, you man the grill.  get your brother drunk.  head down to aggieville.  get your brother drunker.  enjoy.

This.

June 04, 2009, 11:15:24 PM
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1.Tell him he is queer because he didn't want any strippers.
2. Call all his friends to call him queer.
3. Buy lots of beer
4. Buy some vodka, whiskey and some soda (for mixing and for those friends who may be recovering alcoholics)
5. Hire Strippers anyway
6. Make sure brother is really drunk by the time the strippers show up, he won't care or he may be passed out so more strippers for you!
7. pass out
8. have a hangover!

I like the way you think.  This could work. :cheers:

June 04, 2009, 11:19:07 PM
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Does anyone have any good bachelor party ideas for Manhattan?  By brother is getting married late this summer and he really wants to have his bachelor party in Manhattan in mid July.  He isn't interested in strippers  :banghead:, just wants to hang out with friends and drink beer.  Any thoughts? :users:
do you have a place to host the party? 
pick a date and start calling his friends now.  reserve a couple kegs of cheap beer and buy a half gallon of cheap whiskey.  load up on hamburger and brats.   have a guys party, you man the grill.  get your brother drunk.  head down to aggieville.  get your brother drunker.  enjoy.

No place to host the party yet.  Thinking of getting a couple of rooms at a hotel near the ville and just hitting the bars.  I am sure that everyone will be buying shots for each other and we will all be too drunk to care about much after a few hours. 

June 04, 2009, 11:42:02 PM
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1.Tell him he is queer because he didn't want any strippers.
2. Call all his friends to call him queer.
3. Buy lots of beer
4. Buy some vodka, whiskey and some soda (for mixing and for those friends who may be recovering alcoholics)
5. Hire Strippers anyway
6. Make sure brother is really drunk by the time the strippers show up, he won't care or he may be passed out so more strippers for you!
7. pass out
8. have a hangover!

1. Do not invite him
2. Throw your own party the night before
3. Pretend you are a bachelor getting married
4. Convince everyone to buy you shots
5. Take a townie home with you
6. Pass out
7. Tell your brother you've come down with something and are too sick to attend his lame ass party


I still want my cooler, bitches!

June 05, 2009, 01:07:55 AM
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For mine we're doing a Royals game then Power and Light district.

I already do the strip joint thing regardless if there is a bachelor party or not so not necessary.
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June 05, 2009, 11:14:24 AM
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Got mine this weekend in KC.
The plan: get drunk, get drunker, get drunkerer
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June 05, 2009, 11:26:17 AM
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June 05, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
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Mine was an all day event. We went to a paintball range near Salina and played paintball for a solid 6 hours (went through 14 cases of paintballs). Then we came back and had a poker tournament.

June 05, 2009, 12:14:50 PM
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Mine was an all day event. We went to a paintball range near Salina and played paintball for a solid 6 hours (went through 14 cases of paintballs). Then we came back and had a poker tournament.

They let you get married at age 15? 


I still want my cooler, bitches!

June 05, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
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Mine was an all day event. We went to a paintball range near Salina and played paintball for a solid 6 hours (went through 14 cases of paintballs). Then we came back and had a poker tournament.

They let you get married at age 15? 

pffft

June 05, 2009, 01:08:40 PM
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1.Tell him he is queer because he didn't want any strippers.
2. Call all his friends to call him queer.
3. Buy lots of beer
4. Buy some vodka, whiskey and some soda (for mixing and for those friends who may be recovering alcoholics)
5. Hire Strippers anyway
6. Make sure brother is really drunk by the time the strippers show up, he won't care or he may be passed out so more strippers for you!
7. pass out
8. have a hangover!

I like the way you think.  This could work. :cheers:

If the fiance' is hot add these;
6a) When he's in middle of lap dance or in other room with said whore call fiance' and tell her she needs to come over right away.
6b) After she enters and gets all pissed off, console her and tell her what a pig she's really marrying.  Also tell her she needs to get revenge, a sort of tit for tat thing and volunteer
6c) Bang her in adjacent room while he's passed out then kick her to curb and call her slut.
6d) When friend wakes up tell him he's totally busted because fiance found out about whores.
6e) Find new friend
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June 05, 2009, 04:25:11 PM
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Midgets and Donkeys.


June 05, 2009, 04:30:14 PM
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Don't go to a strip club. Hire the strippers to come to your house. Strippers get a LOT freakier in a house setting and it's pretty much a guarantee that they will &@#%/blow someone before they leave (having coke available greatly increases the odds of the fracking/blowing taking place).
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June 05, 2009, 06:49:01 PM
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bachelor parties are about the bachelor's friends.  get your asses to the "club"

June 05, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
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Midgets and Donkeys.



Mods!!!  This is inappropriate language.  Please Change this neanderthals' comment to read, "Midget and asses."


I still want my cooler, bitches!

June 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
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Morning: Golf and beer

Afternoon: Beer, brats, burgers by the pool

Evening: Dine out then bowling with beer

Night: The 'Ville

This method is best because it involves an all day process of slowly raising everyone's blood alcohol level prior to getting absolutely blasted in the Ville.

June 05, 2009, 10:10:58 PM
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Morning: Golf and beer

Afternoon: Beer, brats, burgers by the pool

Evening: Dine out then bowling with beer

Night: The 'Ville

This method is best because it involves an all day process of slowly raising everyone's blood alcohol level prior to getting absolutely blasted in the Ville.

after beer and golf RLS is normally blasted. (not a lightweight just don't know when to say when or slow down. love me some brew!)