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May 28, 2009, 08:57:16 PM
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Looks like Calipari took notes during his time in Lawrence and has gone as far as cheating his ass off and having Derrick Rose's grades changed.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/education/1596666,derrick-rose-simeon-grades-cheat-memphis.article

This is exactly the type of cheating that Bill "Masta" Seff did for Daryle Athur in Lawrence.  When does this 'win at all costs' type of mentality get punished?  Swept under the rug?

I guess, at the end of the day, these Kansas coaches don't think that their black athletes are smart enough to finish high school without meddling with the student's grade transcript.  

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari:  "Hey! You guys look over there!"

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari gets out eraser and "fixes" grades

High School principle:  "Masta Seff/Calipari, thanks for showing interest in these kids' future"

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari:  "LMAO, no prob   :lol: "

What a joke.  Can't spell F minus without a K and a U.  


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

May 28, 2009, 09:23:03 PM
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UNC and whoever Memphis played in 08 should get all the players rounded up and replay the championship game.

May 28, 2009, 09:26:21 PM
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the coach can get out of ku (as soon as he can, lmao), but you can't get the ku out of the coach.
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May 28, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
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the coach can get out of ku (as soon as he can, lmao), but you can't get the ku out of the coach.
that's why you get paid the big bucks sys, so f'n true...lmao


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May 29, 2009, 07:26:12 AM
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Calipari did the same for Darren Hancock
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May 29, 2009, 07:35:21 AM
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Moral of 2008 championship?

0 High school diplomas > False SAT score

That is some math that Darrel Arthur can appreciate.
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May 29, 2009, 08:14:55 AM
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Self was an assistant at ku in 1986, no doubt he was taking copious notes . . . and he really should be proud of himself.  Calipari keeps getting rung up, while Self only gets slapped with a few minor violations here and there.


May 29, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
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May 29, 2009, 12:59:26 PM
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the best times are when your rivals don't have crap on you, so they whine louder and louder as they become more and more irrelevant.

May 29, 2009, 01:01:29 PM
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the best times are when your rivals don't have crap on you, so they whine louder and louder as they become more and more irrelevant.

Totally!  Texas has been doing that forever.  They're all  :crybaby:  and we are all  :woot:
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May 29, 2009, 01:24:53 PM
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Hornfans have entire threads dedicated to hating K-State . . . it's amazing.   :dancin: :popcorn:

May 29, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
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Looks like Calipari took notes during his time in Lawrence and has gone as far as cheating his ass off and having Derrick Rose's grades changed.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/education/1596666,derrick-rose-simeon-grades-cheat-memphis.article

This is exactly the type of cheating that Bill "Masta" Seff did for Daryle Athur in Lawrence.  When does this 'win at all costs' type of mentality get punished?  Swept under the rug?

I guess, at the end of the day, these Kansas coaches don't think that their black athletes are smart enough to finish high school without meddling with the student's grade transcript.  

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari:  "Hey! You guys look over there!"

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari gets out eraser and "fixes" grades

High School principle:  "Masta Seff/Calipari, thanks for showing interest in these kids' future"

ku coach Masta Seff/Calipari:  "LMAO, no prob   :lol: "

What a joke.  Can't spell F minus without a K and a U.  


I saw what you did there, nice.
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May 29, 2009, 06:30:52 PM
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May 29, 2009, 07:03:46 PM
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May 29, 2009, 08:39:19 PM
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你们在所有方面都很坏。

QFT. K Suck blows completely. So do these "fans." More like asswipes. You CAN'T compare Shady to Rose. Shady has his grade changed in the 10th grade, before ku was recruiting him or he was committed. Dude was still getting looked at by several other schools. Rose was already committed to Memphis when he took the SAT. &@#%, I don't even know why I'm arguing it....Your &@#%ed up, backwards as crap, sheep raping, child molesting, baby shaking, gilf loving bullcrap logic will make it whatever you want.



&@#% you all

May 29, 2009, 08:49:20 PM
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你们在所有方面都很坏。

QFT. K Suck blows completely. So do these "fans." More like asswipes. You CAN'T compare Shady to Rose. Shady has his grade changed in the 10th grade, before ku was recruiting him or he was committed. Dude was still getting looked at by several other schools. Rose was already committed to Memphis when he took the SAT. frack, I don't even know why I'm arguing it....Your fracked up, backwards as crap, sheep raping, child molesting, baby shaking, gilf loving bullcrap logic will make it whatever you want.



frack you all

Don't be so angry.  Makes you seem mean.
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May 29, 2009, 08:52:29 PM
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你们在所有方面都很坏。

QFT. K Suck blows completely. So do these "fans." More like asswipes. You CAN'T compare Shady to Rose. Shady has his grade changed in the 10th grade, before ku was recruiting him or he was committed. Dude was still getting looked at by several other schools. Rose was already committed to Memphis when he took the SAT. frack, I don't even know why I'm arguing it....Your fracked up, backwards as crap, sheep raping, child molesting, baby shaking, gilf loving bullcrap logic will make it whatever you want.



frack you all

Don't be so angry.  Makes you seem mean.

It's hard to be nice around here. I can say nice things about your school, and still get crap for it or get called a fag. I figure, what goes around, comes around. None of you are nice to me, so why be nice to you? :dunno:

May 29, 2009, 08:54:13 PM
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你们在所有方面都很坏。

QFT. K Suck blows completely. So do these "fans." More like asswipes. You CAN'T compare Shady to Rose. Shady has his grade changed in the 10th grade, before ku was recruiting him or he was committed. Dude was still getting looked at by several other schools. Rose was already committed to Memphis when he took the SAT. frack, I don't even know why I'm arguing it....Your fracked up, backwards as crap, sheep raping, child molesting, baby shaking, gilf loving bullcrap logic will make it whatever you want.



frack you all

Don't be so angry.  Makes you seem mean.

It's hard to be nice around here. I can say nice things about your school, and still get crap for it or get called a fag. I figure, what goes around, comes around. None of you are nice to me, so why be nice to you? :dunno:

OK.  I'll be nice to you anyway. 
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May 30, 2009, 08:49:10 AM
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May 30, 2009, 11:00:06 AM
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Here comes dax to regulate.


Don't stop regulating, girlfriend.  :lol:

May 30, 2009, 11:19:59 AM
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Here comes dax to regulate.


Don't stop regulating, girlfriend.  :lol:
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June 01, 2009, 10:42:16 PM
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No, because I turned down your mom when she asked. Didn't like the fact she had a bacon cave either....Thank God I did better

June 02, 2009, 06:58:03 AM
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June 02, 2009, 10:38:38 AM
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What is a fanactic? Never mind maybe I don't want to know.  It might be a jayhawk thing that will rot my brain. :ohno: