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Author Topic: Idea: Martin vs. Snyder Popularity Contest  (Read 641 times)

May 27, 2009, 08:22:41 PM
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pissclams

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These two clowns should have a popularity contest amongst EMAWs.  Since Frank won't fire Underwood and hasn't landed a decent recruit in like 20 years, guess it's his turn to stem the rising tide of EMAW that Snyder has blowing up over at Vanier.  Wonder if Frank is embarrassed to drive around MHK right now, even though his toes look good?  He has to be in shock at being out-EMAW'd by an older yet craftier adversary, and he knows it will only get worse (click on 2010-12 'cruitin' threads at top of page  :confused: :lol:  :confused: ).

Martin needs to fire a salvo of missiles towards Vanier, and I'm sure he will.  Just wonder how it's all gonna go down.  Snyder sat there this winter at the BB games in Bram just LMAOing his face off knowing what bombs he was gonna drop in MHK but didn't say a word (too busy LMAO'n with state of KS football STUDS on speakerphone in Legends room @ halftime).

Wonder if Martin will just go camping at Clinton lake with some hippies and never show back up in MHK?    :users:





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May 27, 2009, 08:31:13 PM
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even though his toes look good?

Was wearing sandals to breakfast last time I saw him and his feet were :-*

Totes ma'gotes regarding Frank liking* hippies. He has honestly probably killed a few in his time and shoved them into the swamp Nip/Tuck style. So for that reason he prob. sees reasons he doesn't really like MHK, but knows it would be worse if he were to accept the coaching offers at UCLA, etc. :chirp:
"Unless you're a ku fan you don't want to watch a game at the fieldhouse. You'll never see more home cooking in your life. The last game I watched there Larry got the boot and I didn't blame him a bit. Only ball game I've ever walked out on in my life, besides, the facility is a piece of ****."

May 27, 2009, 08:55:19 PM
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it's a war of attrition, and snd. is a quarterhorse.
"these are no longer “games” in the commonly accepted sense of the term. these are free throw shooting contests leavened by the occasional sprint to the other end of the floor."

May 27, 2009, 09:27:29 PM
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gee, why don't we have an beauty contest featuring carson coffman and Ron Prince's wife while we're at it.  :rolleyes:

May 27, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
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gee, why don't we have an beauty contest featuring carson coffman and Ron Prince's wife while we're at it.  :rolleyes:

QFT.  you think the way he sells his coaching abilities, the man would be able to do a better job of selling himself.  prince's wife  :barf:

May 27, 2009, 10:56:33 PM
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gee, why don't we have an beauty contest featuring carson coffman and Ron Prince's wife while we're at it.  :rolleyes:

QFT.  you think the way he sells his coaching abilities, the man would be able to do a better job of selling himself.  prince's wife  :barf:

Hence the reason for feeling up asst. coach's wives.
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May 27, 2009, 11:21:15 PM
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I'm in.  What are the rules?

May 28, 2009, 06:31:35 AM
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I'm in.  What are the rules?

One hand of each contestant is taped to his opponent's.  The other hand is free to use whatever knife of shiv they have brought for the duel.  Last man standing kind of thing. 


I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 28, 2009, 09:40:01 AM
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the rules are pretty simple. duh?  ever been in a popularity contest?  my guess is no. LMAO.   :lol:

ok first thing- the winner is whoever is most popular with the sorority girls and the cool studz.  that will be 50%.   the person who wins the fashion contest held down in the Ville at Rusty's will factor in 25% of the score.  the fashion contest will consist of 4 rounds.  those rounds will be swimwear, active wear, "night on the town", and a miscellaneous outfit of the participant's choice.  the final 25% of the scoring will come from a dancing contest/dance-off which will be held on halloween night.  the dance contest/dance off will be a 'halloween ball' and the participants will have the choice of the style of dance they choose to participate in.

^that folks, are the rules^

participants martin and snyder each have the opportunity to garner favor with the sorority chicks and the studz however they want and can practice for the fashion show and dance competition however they want.


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May 28, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
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the rules are pretty simple. duh?  ever been in a popularity contest?  my guess is no. LMAO.   :lol:

ok first thing- the winner is whoever is most popular with the sorority girls and the cool studz.  that will be 50%.   the person who wins the fashion contest held down in the Ville at Rusty's will factor in 25% of the score.  the fashion contest will consist of 4 rounds.  those rounds will be swimwear, active wear, "night on the town", and a miscellaneous outfit of the participant's choice.  the final 25% of the scoring will come from a dancing contest/dance-off which will be held on halloween night.  the dance contest/dance off will be a 'halloween ball' and the participants will have the choice of the style of dance they choose to participate in.

^that folks, are the rules^

participants martin and snyder each have the opportunity to garner favor with the sorority chicks and the studz however they want and can practice for the fashion show and dance competition however they want.

LMFAO