There is no place like Nebraska....

[Bookie Pimp]

This video might help to explain the "intellect" that has been gracing our board for the past couple days...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bzaD6G4vE

    

[waks]

"I'm from Nebraska, I believe that says it all"

 - Ginger

"Yes, that does say it all. It says that you are a talentless, inbred, hick that prides yourself on the likes of corn husking, car racing, Larry The Cable Guy, doing your brother, and watching a once meaningful football program topple over."

 - Everyone outside of Nebraska

[BrotherDDay]

I can't believe she left out one of Nebraska's favorite social events -- loading up the kids in the car and going to Runza.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

And Kansas should be so proud. 



http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

[waks]

And Kansas should be so proud. 



http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

He's an Omaha native. The only reason that he is in Kansas is because he sued us to let him in our state. Wikipedia him.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Topeka you ignorant F*CK.

By the way, on the video presentation... WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

[mjrod]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

I'll freely admit I'm not as up to date on Fred Phelps as the rest of you obviously are.  Please let him know I'm sorry at your next meeting. 

[waks]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

I'll freely admit I'm not as up to date on Fred Phelps as the rest of you obviously are.  Please let him know I'm sorry at your next meeting. 

actually I wikipediad him and saw that he is from Omaha. Boy was that some funny crap when I first read it. You make real good ones up there, Huskers.

[jmlynch1]

Whisky Tango

[scarysmartbulbhead]

Yep and you take 'em off our hands.  Thank waks.  Looks like he found a home in Kansas.   

[waks]

It must really hurt that everything you have said has come crashing down on top of you. How long will it take for us to hear about all of the suicides of Huskers after the NU game. Think about it, a true freshman (the one that punked the crap out of you guys) is going to own that "blackshirt" defense.

[mjrod]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

I'll freely admit I'm not as up to date on Fred Phelps as the rest of you obviously are.  Please let him know I'm sorry at your next meeting. 

There is enough general information out there that anyone with half the intelligence of a handicapped baboon can figure out and be able to hold a semi-informative discussion.

I gave you too much credit about your intelligence.  I won't make that mistake again.  My bad.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

I'll freely admit I'm not as up to date on Fred Phelps as the rest of you obviously are.  Please let him know I'm sorry at your next meeting. 

There is enough general information out there that anyone with half the intelligence of a handicapped baboon can figure out and be able to hold a semi-informative discussion.

I gave you too much credit about your intelligence.  I won't make that mistake again.  My bad.

The general information that I had about Fred Phelps is that HE'S FROM KANSAS.  Thank you, that will be all. 

[mjrod]

Thanks for pointing that out.  I'll be sure to remember that every time I watch a story about Wichita based Fred Phelps on the world news.   

Ignorance.   The Nebraska way.

I'll freely admit I'm not as up to date on Fred Phelps as the rest of you obviously are.  Please let him know I'm sorry at your next meeting. 

There is enough general information out there that anyone with half the intelligence of a handicapped baboon can figure out and be able to hold a semi-informative discussion.

I gave you too much credit about your intelligence.  I won't make that mistake again.  My bad.

The general information that I had about Fred Phelps is that HE'S FROM KANSAS.  Thank you, that will be all. 

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

[mjrod]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

[Racquetball_Ninja]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

TOP SHELF!

[scarysmartbulbhead]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

Perhaps you should take a longer break when you understand this complexity.  When your fellow Kansan is out protesting dead soldiers and people ask the sick bastard "Where are you guys from?"  He doesn't answer "Well I was born in Omaha and got run out of that state with my family members."  He simply answerS "WE'RE FROM KANSAS YOU FAGGOT LOVERS."  When he goes home from one of his protests, guess what, he goes to his home in KANSAS.  Simple enough for you. 

[mjrod]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

Perhaps you should take a longer break when you understand this complexity.  When your fellow Kansan is out protesting dead soldiers and people ask the sick bastard "Where are you guys from?"  He doesn't answer "Well I was born in Omaha and got run out of that state with my family members."  He simply answerS "WE'RE FROM KANSAS YOU FAGGOT LOVERS."  When he goes home from one of his protests, guess what, he goes to his home in KANSAS.  Simple enough for you. 

Every state has their retards, idiots, and obnoxious people in it, although you and HappyHusker aren't as famous as Phelps yet.    I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll be known as the Nebraska Idiot twins and then you and Fred can have the same notoriety.

[scarysmartbulbhead]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

Perhaps you should take a longer break when you understand this complexity.  When your fellow Kansan is out protesting dead soldiers and people ask the sick bastard "Where are you guys from?"  He doesn't answer "Well I was born in Omaha and got run out of that state with my family members."  He simply answerS "WE'RE FROM KANSAS YOU FAGGOT LOVERS."  When he goes home from one of his protests, guess what, he goes to his home in KANSAS.  Simple enough for you. 

Every state has their retards, idiots, and obnoxious people in it, although you and HappyHusker aren't as famous as Phelps yet.    I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll be known as the Nebraska Idiot twins and then you and Fred can have the same notoriety.

Finally you admit he's your idiot.  That wasn't hard was it.  Scoreboard again baby!   

[mjrod]

I know it overloaded your brain.  Simple minded people cannot be given high expectations.  You did well. Take a break.

And as a moderator I had high hope for you as well.  You've let me down as a fan.  Don't do it again. 

That quote function is an enigma isn't it?

Perhaps you should take a longer break because I don't want you to learn about the complex subject of properly using the quote function until you properly digest "Phelps is in KANSAS."

Thanks.

Perhaps you should take a longer break when you understand this complexity.  When your fellow Kansan is out protesting dead soldiers and people ask the sick bastard "Where are you guys from?"  He doesn't answer "Well I was born in Omaha and got run out of that state with my family members."  He simply answerS "WE'RE FROM KANSAS YOU FAGGOT LOVERS."  When he goes home from one of his protests, guess what, he goes to his home in KANSAS.  Simple enough for you. 

Every state has their retards, idiots, and obnoxious people in it, although you and HappyHusker aren't as famous as Phelps yet.    I'm sure if you keep trying, you'll be known as the Nebraska Idiot twins and then you and Fred can have the same notoriety.

Finally you admit he's your idiot.  That wasn't hard was it.  Scoreboard again baby!   

No, I don't live in Kansas, so he's not my idiot, or anyone else idiots.  Idiots happen to live there.  I'm sure people in Nebraska right now are saying "HappyHusker and scarysmartbulbhead are our idiots and we're happy about it."