Ever get kicked out of a store before?

[Winters]

I was banned from a wal*mart for riding one of those scooters. Just like mike and bill 

[Thin Blue Line]

Wear you "banned" badge with pride.

[Saulbadguy]

Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.

[yoga-lika_abana]

Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.

Details.

[Thin Blue Line]

Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.

How dare they accuse a nice young jewish boy of that! I would suggest a boycot.

[Saulbadguy]

Got kicked out of the Best Buy here in Topeka once. They said I was trying to "scam" them.

Details.

They used to have these things called "Gamers Gift Cards". They were gift cards that had pictures of kids playing video games on them, so I suppose they were directly marketed towards gamers.  The gamers gift card had a $5 coupon on it towards any video game. 

Anyways, they were next to the video games in the same plastic cases that they put the video games in.  Anytime I bought a video game, i'd pick up a gamers gift card and apply 1 cent to the gift card so I could use the $5 off coupon on the game.  Anytime I did that i'd get a weird look from the cashier but they'd always do it.  Eventually I got a cashier with a stick up their ass that called a manager, and the manager told me to get out because I was trying to scam them. 

I guess those gamer gift cards cost more than 1 cent to make.  I did offer to put more on the gift card (and then subsequently use it) but he said "that is not what they were meant to be used for".

 

[treysolid]

I am banned for life from all 14 Bergner's locations.   

[Saulbadguy]

I am banned for life from all 14 Bergner's locations.   

[fatty fat fat]

no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  

[Bookcat]

I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

[Saulbadguy]

no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

Yeah, me too.  My list is two bars, one restaurant and Kaufmann Stadium.  And, at the stadium, it was only guilt by association.

 

[The1BigWillie]

Been thrown out of a hotel in Marysville and Overland Park in back to back weekends. 

Nothing crazy, just hammered and loud at 4am and too stupid to STFU.

[raquetcat]

no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.

I saw someone get busted at Chipotle for the stealing pop trick, the guy told him to pay for a pop or throw the cup away and he looked very 

[Saulbadguy]

no, but i've been with someone who got busted for using the water cup at chipotle for lemonade. and no kk, it wasn't you. you are way to crafty at it to get caught.  

I've always wondered what would happen if you got caught doing that.  I've never tried, but figured what the hell, how can they tell the difference between the water and sprite (besides the bubbles of course...) 


What I do is buy one drink for my wife and I and share it.  Don't know if that "against the rules" but really don't care.

I saw someone get busted at Chipotle for the stealing pop trick, the guy told him to pay for a pop or throw the cup away and he looked very 

I just figured they were all dumbasses honestly that wouldn't care.  If they did catch me i'd be like  ok chief, i'll throw away the cup!

Honestly not like you can steal much soda in those dinky little water cups anyways.

[krazykat]

had a buddy that caught stealing the pop with the water glass, they asked him to pay or leave.

i have been kicked out of 3 bars, i only remember one of them.

me and 3 buddies got kicked out of walmart back in HS, had a big boxing match back in sporting goods.

[catdude33]

Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.

[Winters]

Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.

LOL

Anybody actually leave?

[yoga-lika_abana]

Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.

no its pretty funny.

[Rick Daris]

Got kicked out of Wal*mart in middle school.  For some reason they had an intercom phone in a random isle at the back of the store so I got on and told all shoppers not to panic but that their was a smiling yellow face hovering all over the store and to please exit the building as quickly as possible.

It doesn't seem quite as funny now that I've typed it out.

that is funny. also, you should go youtube "walmart pranks", some pretty good stuff.

[ChicagoCat]

I got kicked out of walmart when a friend was in the ice case with the glass door.  He was fogging it up and writing swear words.  The manager came to me first and asked if i was "with him."  I said I wasn't but would put in a good word for him if he wanted me to.  He didn't find it funny and said kids could see the swear words.  It was 3am. 

[dlew12]

I am banned from Smiley's golf course in Lenexa.

[krazykat]

I am banned from Smiley's golf course in Lenexa.

LOL please tell....

[Dirty Sanchez]

I got kicked out of walmart when a friend was in the ice case with the glass door.  He was fogging it up and writing swear words.  The manager came to me first and asked if i was "with him."  I said I wasn't but would put in a good word for him if he wanted me to.  He didn't find it funny and said kids could see the swear words.  It was 3am. 

Its amazing how many kids are in the store after midnight.  3-4-5 y.o's and usually mexican.

[I_have_purplewood]

I've been asked to leave a bar once or twice.

Yeah, me too.  My list is two bars, one restaurant and Kaufmann Stadium.  And, at the stadium, it was only guilt by association.

 

Got kicked out of a bar in Dallas after our colossal collapse against A&M.  Was already drunk and then started taking shots after Bishop fumbled.  Had sooooo many A&M people wanting to kick my ass after the first three qtrs that they had their way with me at the end.  Could have gotten real ugly but they had a bouncer that just punched me in the head instead.  Good times.

[yoga-lika_abana]

I was got banned from the City Pool for pretending to drown then the hot lifeguard gave me mouth to mouth and I laid it on her. She just smiled and waved when me and my buddies left the pool.

[doom]

I was got banned from the City Pool for pretending to drown then the hot lifeguard gave me mouth to mouth and I laid it on her. She just smiled and waved when me and my buddies left the pool.

You're like the great Bambino! 

[reidrolled]

Sophomore year of high school I stole some pop from McDonalds using a Wendy's cup during school hours.... Some old prick called the cops who called the school who called me into the principals office... my buddies and i denied it twice before the cop told us they had surveillance tapes of it. We broke down and had to ride in the cop car back to McDonalds where they didn't make us even pay for the pop. Small town cops blow

[Thin Blue Line]

Sophomore year of high school I stole some pop from McDonalds using a Wendy's cup during school hours.... Some old prick called the cops who called the school who called me into the principals office... my buddies and i denied it twice before the cop told us they had surveillance tapes of it. We broke down and had to ride in the cop car back to McDonalds where they didn't make us even pay for the pop. Small town cops blow

I bet you cried.

[FBWillie]

nope, I'm a loser that never does anything wrong.