Coming in on a sales call. I hope it’s as fun as the first time.
First time was this past Labor Day weekend. I picked that weekend because my buddy is a grad ass’t for the Illinois State football team, & he got me tickets to that game. Good thing, because there were probably weren’t more than 10,000 empty seats or so. I’d have hated to have been out the $7 the scalper outside was asking. I mean, that place was almost packed!! It was an impressive turnout for such a dirty little blue-collar town.
And the team looked sweet, too. One of the best college football teams in purple I’ve ever watched in person. My buddy told me earlier in the week his Illinois State team would have a chance, but he must have been dreaming. Kansas State was dominate – a 24-23 butt-whooping. I heard some KSU fan say that you just don’t bring a Division I-AA team into that stadium and come out with a win, usually. He’s so right.
Manhattan was awesome after the game. Went to some bars on Moro. Hooked up with some co-ed but shot my load in like 2 minutes, passed out, & pissed in her bed. She told me in the morning it was the best sex she ever had. I told her she needs to get out of Manhattan. Told her I’d buy her breakfast anywhere she wanted. She chose McDonalds.
Hope I run into her again this weekend. Go Cats!!
