Much like the German blitzkrieg of Poland, my time here has been quick, brutal and effective.
I was hoping for a challenge, but all I got was LP references (timely!), repeated mentions of man porn (ZOW!), sniveling about NU's legendary support of our football team (appalling!), and an assortment of Betamax/stadium construction/alumni smack.
I'm disappointed, you bold and daring collection of Wildcat fans, and a bit saddened that a better defense couldn't be mustered.
No matter. We'll always have this Saturday, and you'll always have "Baylor - L" in your record book.
Fair well, purple pussies. May your football team always suck, you're women always be fat and easy, and may your large craniumed water mammal of a head coach fall into a bear trap filled with guano-covered punji sticks.