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Author Topic: Can ladies get front butt without ever having had kids?  (Read 1251 times)

May 16, 2009, 02:36:34 AM
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May 16, 2009, 09:53:27 AM
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Great thread, however I'm no doctor.  :-X

May 16, 2009, 09:56:20 AM
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Yes. That's all I have to say about this topic.

May 16, 2009, 10:21:49 AM
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May 16, 2009, 10:33:59 AM
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I knew someone would drop FUPA, and I knew I would have to straighten them out.  Calling it a FUPA is funny, but calling it just a FUP is legendary.  Say them both aloud and tell me which one sounds funnier.  Also, "Fat Upper Pussy" is so much more blunt than "Fat Upper Pussy Area."

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May 16, 2009, 10:40:23 AM
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I knew someone would drop FUPA, and I knew I would have to straighten them out.  Calling it a FUPA is funny, but calling it just a FUP is legendary.  Say them both aloud and tell me which one sounds funnier.  Also, "Fat Upper Pussy" is so much more blunt than "Fat Upper Pussy Area."

Related: what causes the front butt?

Personally, I find them both to be awkward sounding.  I try to steer clear of ever having to use them.  Thankfully, these convo's don't come up very often.

May 16, 2009, 11:14:51 AM
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May 16, 2009, 12:50:55 PM
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Related: what causes the front butt?

Pretty sure it's poop or something like that. Bitches don't poop enough and they get some sort of poop storage issue and this waste is held in the FUPA.  I don't believe it has anything to do with having kids. I think it's more to do with being old, fat, or lazy... being a bitchy nagging cvnt seems to cause it as well. 

The FUPA, FUP, Pooch Puss, Front Butt, Moose Knucle, or Teacher's Puss are all allowable terms in my opinion.

May 16, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
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May 16, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
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I still want my cooler, bitches!

May 16, 2009, 02:53:41 PM
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May 16, 2009, 02:54:01 PM
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May 16, 2009, 03:41:38 PM
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Related: what causes the front butt?

Pretty sure it's poop or something like that. Bitches don't poop enough and they get some sort of poop storage issue and this waste is held in the FUPA.  I don't believe it has anything to do with having kids. I think it's more to do with being old, fat, or lazy... being a bitchy nagging cvnt seems to cause it as well. 

The FUPA, FUP, Pooch Puss, Front Butt, Moose Knucle, or Teacher's Puss are all allowable terms in my opinion.

I thought that in ladies with children it was probably where the placenta went or something.  And I must correct you: Moose Knuckle is strictly reserved for the male version of camel toe.


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May 16, 2009, 05:13:21 PM
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Related: what causes the front butt?

Pretty sure it's poop or something like that. Bitches don't poop enough and they get some sort of poop storage issue and this waste is held in the FUPA.  I don't believe it has anything to do with having kids. I think it's more to do with being old, fat, or lazy... being a bitchy nagging cvnt seems to cause it as well. 

The FUPA, FUP, Pooch Puss, Front Butt, Moose Knucle, or Teacher's Puss are all allowable terms in my opinion.

I thought that in ladies with children it was probably where the placenta went or something.  And I must correct you: Moose Knuckle is strictly reserved for the male version of camel toe.

You are correct but it is not "strictly reserved" for the male version.  A simple google search clears that up... and this

May 16, 2009, 10:42:20 PM
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Related: what causes the front butt?

Pretty sure it's poop or something like that. Bitches don't poop enough and they get some sort of poop storage issue and this waste is held in the FUPA.  I don't believe it has anything to do with having kids. I think it's more to do with being old, fat, or lazy... being a bitchy nagging cvnt seems to cause it as well. 

The FUPA, FUP, Pooch Puss, Front Butt, Moose Knucle, or Teacher's Puss are all allowable terms in my opinion.

I thought that in ladies with children it was probably where the placenta went or something.
  And I must correct you: Moose Knuckle is strictly reserved for the male version of camel toe.

Never been around childbirth, have you?

May 17, 2009, 12:31:10 PM
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Never been around childbirth, have you?

What do I look like, some kind of queer?


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May 17, 2009, 09:33:54 PM
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Never been around childbirth, have you?

What do I look like, some kind of queer?

Most people don't realize that the placenta is delivered after the baby... At least until they are actually involved in the birthing process.

Of course, in some countries, the placenta is a delicacy.

May 17, 2009, 09:56:15 PM
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Excellent topic.....just plain excellent.

May 17, 2009, 10:13:07 PM
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May 17, 2009, 10:20:56 PM
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May 17, 2009, 10:21:40 PM
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Yeah, I deliver.

not really.

anyone can get "front butt" from being fat. sheesh.
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May 17, 2009, 11:00:13 PM
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I'm more specifically thinking about women who aren't super fat but have front butt anyway.  Of course Mangina has a giant Teacher's Puss.


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