"boy that john currie is simply dominating the big 12"

[fatty fat fat]

-who knows, but would be amaz

[krazykat]

i would just like to start holding teams below 450 yards.

[Perry]

Yard be damned, as long we we're not giving up 70 points or losing to uk. God, Ron Prince was a failure. It never ceases to amaze me.

I dont know how often you hear about AD's when a team is doing well, so much as players or the coach. But I'll take it.

[fatty fat fat]

"and...here it comes...yup. they got patterson. he's absolutely drenched. counting down the seconds now....and there it is. Kansas State, your 2012 Dr. Pepper Big 12 football champions." -brent mussy

(tv camera switches to press box, where a calm john currie is humbly accepting handshakes from various people"

"and there is the orchestrator of this success. Mr. John Currie. He came under fire early on when he immediately fired the legend snyder. he hung in there, withstood the heat and under three years has brought the big 12 title back to manhattan. well done john. let's send it down to jack with coach patterson"

"coach..i'd have to say this was your best win"

[insert non-douche reply from g-patty]


 

[~WabashRoll~]

"and...here it comes...yup. they got patterson. he's absolutely drenched. counting down the seconds now....and there it is. Kansas State, your 2012 Dr. Pepper Big 12 football champions." -brent mussy

(tv camera switches to press box, where a calm john currie is humbly accepting handshakes from various people"

"and there is the orchestrator of this success. Mr. John Currie. He came under fire early on when he immediately fired the legend snyder. he hung in there, withstood the heat and under three years has brought the big 12 title back to manhattan. well done john. let's send it down to jack with coach patterson"

"coach..i'd have to say this was your best win"

[insert non-douche reply from g-patty]


 

 

[FelixRex]

"and...here it comes...yup. they got patterson. he's absolutely drenched. counting down the seconds now....and there it is. Kansas State, your 2012 Dr. Pepper Big 12 football champions." -brent mussy

(tv camera switches to press box, where a calm john currie is humbly accepting handshakes from various people"

"and there is the orchestrator of this success. Mr. John Currie. He came under fire early on when he immediately fired the legend snyder. he hung in there, withstood the heat and under three years has brought the big 12 title back to manhattan. well done john. let's send it down to jack with coach patterson"

"coach..i'd have to say this was your best win"

[insert non-douche reply from g-patty]


 

In my mind, I see Currie smoking an Auerbach cigar and looking slightly bored with the whole event. Also, his hands smell like custom-made ambergris skin cream. Is that accurate?

[GoodForAnother]

"and...here it comes...yup. they got snyder. he's absolutely drenched. counting down the seconds now....and there it is. Kansas State, your 2012 Dr. Pepper Big 12 football champions." -brent mussy

(tv camera switches to press box, where a calm john currie is humbly accepting handshakes from various people"

"and there is the orchestrator of this success. Mr. John Currie. He came under fire early on when he immediately signed the legend snyder to a lifetime contract. he hung in there, withstood the heat and under three years has brought the big 12 title back to manhattan. well done john. let's send it down to jack with coach bill snyder"

"coach..i'd have to say this was your best win"

[insert "do you have a vote for the heisman" reply from snyder]


 

 

[sonofdaxjones]

"Kirk tell us what you think about the job Patterson has done at K-State . . . they're just dominating things out there"

"well Brent, I think you first have to tip your hat to John Currie the AD at K-State . . . ."

[steve dave]

[insert non-douche reply from g-patty]

lol

[archmike]

I like to picture Currie with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.

[EllToPay]

"Breaking news now from Manhattan, KS. Jon Wefald, who at the last moment decided to stay on as President of Kansas State for the rest of his life, has fired John Currie and replaced him with Bill Snyder as AD. Currie will receive a buyout of approximately 3 million."

Katie Couric on NBC Nightly News, June 1, 2009

 

[catzacker]

"Currie is turning up the heat on other Big 12 athletic programs"

- headline, Dallas Morning News December 5th, 2011

[jthutch]

"After hearing the news that Jon Weefald the President of Kansas State University would not be leaving.  jthutch went on a killing spree, beginging with Jon Weefald and any other douchbags he could find."  Later jthutch was awarded a humanitarian award for his contribution to society

Topeka Journal.

[steve dave]

"steve dave wins powerball jackpot, dumps all old friends for newer, better looking ones.  Simultaneously named awesomest guy in the universe."

-Omaha World whenever I decide to buy a powerball ticket

[kougar24]

These endless threads from fatty make me even more depressed about K-State football.

Thx fatty.   

[steve dave]

"steve dave declares the name "puggle" to close to the online game "peggle".  Demands they change the breed name to "poo-pug". 

Dog Fancy July 2009 issue

[sonofdaxjones]

"It appears that outgoing Kansas State president and founder of the University Jon Wefald has barricaded himself in the bell tower of Anderson Hall on the campus of the university and is heavily armed.  Reports are coming in that not only is Wefald heavily armed with a variety of assault weapons, but is also using a bull horn to talk to the gathering masses of law enforcement below saying things such as, 'I will not go quietly', and 'The money was mine to spend as I saw fit.' 

[Winters]

"Currie wants texas long gone, declares civil war"-Tomorrow on 13 news

[Saulbadguy]

Mediocre Max....Timid Timmy....next?

[steve dave]

Mediocre Max....Timid Timmy....next?

Furrie Currie (when he shows up at first basketball game with full beard)

[catzacker]

Mediocre Max....Timid Timmy....next?

Careless Currie

[Rick Daris]

guys,

i tried to curry favor with this new athletic director but he wasn't having anything to do with it. i'm disassociated again. 

-dax

[GoodForAnother]

Mediocre Max....Timid Timmy....next?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Currie

[Pike]

i would just like to start holding teams below 450 yards.

lol this is all I ask too and it goes hand in hand with keeping teams under 50 

[KSUTOMMY]

"Hello Abdul, the wife will have the Vegetable Chutney and I will have the John Currie over rice."

[sys]

i'm saying when the president of the kansas state university does it, it isn't against the law.

'The money was mine to spend as I saw fit.' 

[fatty fat fat]

"Breaking news now from Manhattan, KS. Jon Wefald, who at the last moment decided to stay on as President of Kansas State for the rest of his life, has fired John Currie and replaced him with Bill Snyder as AD. Currie will receive a buyout of approximately 3 million."

Katie Couric on NBC Nightly News, June 1, 2009

 

+3 for "katie couric" reference (complete babe, btw)

+12 for intentionally  saying the wrong network (she on cbs)

[85catbacker]

I like to picture Currie with angel wings. And he’s singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m in the front row hammered drunk.

[EllToPay]

It's in the future, fats.

How do you know Couric won't get burn CBS to the ground and go to NBC over the course of the next two weeks?

[HawkFanactic]

It's in the future, fats.

How do you know Couric won't get burn CBS to the ground and go to NBC over the course of the next two weeks?

If this does happen, would you like a free trip to Vegas?